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Goodbye everybody!!!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Rehab is for quitters.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
IRS:  We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Consciousness:  That annoying time between naps.
I souport publik edekashun.
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS.  THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME!!!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. . .
There are 3 kinds of people:  those who can count & those who can't.
As we creep through the undergrowth the camera pans onto a nest of young potatoes. Within a year these marvels of nature will be independent from the nest and causing trouble wherever they go. Beware of the potatoes! Beware!!!!!!
Go fuck your mum before i do !!!!!