/ScriptServ

menu nicklist,query {
  &FunThings
  .Mean Things
  ..Suck-IT:say §µ©kiT12ß14iT©h   
  ..Beef Jerky:me slaps $$1 around with a stick of Beef Jerky
  ..bleed:me cuts off his finger and bleeds on $$1 $+ .
  ..broom stick:me beats $$1 with a broom stick!
  ..nose blow:me blows his nose on $$1 $+ 's shirt
  ..war:say 1,4oF CoUrSe Ya kNoW ThiS mEAnS 0,4WAR1,4!!!!!!!
  ..RiP:me rips out $$1 $+ 's lungs and plays them like bagpipes. I always knew I had a musical side
  ..Punches:me Punches $$1 in the stomach and watches him shiver on the floor in pain
  ..Fancypants:say Well hello Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.
  ..slam:me slams a 60 lb 12unix(¿¿ what's 14unix??) manual on $$1 $+ 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
  ..Boxes 
  ...Blue:set %tempmsg $$?="Enter Text" | say 12,12!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 12,12! | say 12,12!!0 $+ %tempmsg $+ 12,12!14,14! | say 12,12!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 12,12!14,14! | say  14,14 !! $+ %tempmsg
  ...Green:set %tempmsg $$?="Enter Text" | say 9,9!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 9,9! | say 9,9!!0 $+ %tempmsg $+ 9,9!14,14! | say 9,9!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 9,9!14,14! | say  14,14 !! $+ %tempmsg
  ...Red:set %tempmsg $$?="Enter Text" | say 4,4!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 4,4! | say 4,4!!0 $+ %tempmsg $+ 4,4!14,14! | say 4,4!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 4,4!14,14! | say  14,14 !! $+ %tempmsg
  ...Orange:set %tempmsg $$?="Enter Text" | say 7,7!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 7,7! | say 7,7!!0 $+ %tempmsg $+ 7,7!14,14! | say 7,7!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 7,7!14,14! | say  14,14 !! $+ %tempmsg
  .Popups 
  ..Stuff
  ...explicit:say 4,1 RESTRICTED SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL BEYOND THIS POINT!
  ...love thing:say 4© 6[3 $+ $$1 $+ 6] 4©: !
  ...likes you:say 11,2 $me 0 LiKeS YoU11 $$1 9©13®7¥11¥4®8© 9 BuNcHeS 8and 11BuNcHeS! 9©13®7¥11¥4®8© 9
  ...dick smack:say 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 1,14 $+ $$1 dick smacker-O-Meter 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 8,1 IIIIIIIIII9,1IIIIIIIIII4,1IIIIIIIIII 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 1,14 12[- 100% -] 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 0
  ..Popups
  ...Bogus:say 2No 1,14WaY1 ..2this is1,1..1,9 ßØ1,8G1,9ÜŠ 1,1...1,14 ..2,14 man! 
  ...Chillout:say 8,8.01,1.1,8 Whoooa 1,1.8,8.0,1 $$1 you need to 8,8.1,1.1,8 chill out! 1,1.8,8.
  ...Crock:say What a 12CROCK $$1
  ...Dumbas$looks:say 2 I'm 1,1.0,13 0,6Ñ0,2å0,2W0,6†0,13 1,1.2 as dumb as 1,1.0,6 $$1 1,1.2 looks!! 1(2Õ6¿2Õ1)
  ...Gonnahurl:say 1,1B1,9 1,11Ë1,11w1,8W1,11w1,8!1,9!1,8!1,1. 8,1 I †h¡Ñk I'm go¡Ñg †o 1,1.1,11 H1,8Ü1,9®1,11L1,8!1,8!1,8!1,8 1,1B
  ...Straightjacket:say 1,1.0,12 :þ0,1 :þ0,12 :þ1,1.1,0 ((( 13BReaK OuT12 the 12straight12 12Jacket12 for13 $$1 1,0 ))) 1,1.0,12 :þ0,1 :þ0,12 :þ1,1.1
  ...Inhell:say 0,1 I am 8,1OFFICIALLY  0,1in 4 Hell ! 
  ...Paytosee:say Now I bet people would pay 12MoNeY to see that!
  ...Shutup:say 14 $$1 $+ , I said 1,1.8,4SHuT uP1,1.1 ..14as in1.. 1,1.9,12CLoSe1,1.12  your mouth and 1,1.8,4SToP TaLKinG!4,4.
  ...Smoooth:say 1,1B13,13.0,2 0,2Ø0,12hh0,2hh0,6h0,2h1,1.1,2 †H† wå§ 1,1 0,2Š0,12m0,6oo0,2oo0,12oo0,2†h0,60,120,13 1,1B
  ...Tech-diff:say 1,1B1,81,8@1,4#1,12$1,8%1,4$1,9@1,1B0,1 Ut-Oh Teknikal Diffikulties!! 1,1B1,81,8@1,4#1,12$1,8%1,4$1,9@1,1B
  ...Comingonto:say Are 12Y14o12U14 Coming on to me2 $$1 $+ ?
  ...Dullday:say 12A4nd 12I 4th12o4ugh12t 11t14hi12s 2w8a4s g12o4ing 6t12o 5b9e a 11D12u11LL D12a11Y12! 
  ...Payabuse?:say 14 $+ $$1 $+   Am I 12Paying for this abuse or is it a 12bonus?¿?
  ...More
  ....Deathsting:say 14A 2ch12a2t 4w12i4th 2you 0,12 $$1  2and 4S12o4M12e4H12o4W 4D12e4A12t4H 4L12o4S12e4S it's 4ST12i4NG12!12!
  ....Nicenasty:say 8,8..4S12o4M12e4T12i4M12e4S I'm 4N12i4CE and 4S12o4M12e4T12i4M12e4S I'm 4N12a4S12t4Y !8,8..
  ....Freakycake:say 1,1.0,1 0,1THIS15,1 is the icing on a 0VERY 1,11f1,10r1,15e1,11a1,10k1,15y0,1 Cake! 
  ....Amusement:say 1,1.4,4.1,1.8,8.1,1.12,12.1,1.14 I'm 4GlaD14 I can be such a 12source 14of 1,1.1,8 ÂmÙšmèц 1,1.14 for you $$1 !!! 1,1.12,12.1,1.8,8.1,1.4,4.1,1.
  ....Whatdone:say 1,1.1,9?1,1.1,11¿1,1.1,8?1,1.0,1  Oh Dear GåWÐ What have I ÐöÑé ?¿? 1,1.1,9?1,1.1,11¿1,1.1,8?1,1.
  ....Goodlookin:say $$1 4H12ey 4H12ey 12[13,1G6òó13Ð L6òó13K6i13Ñ12]! 
  ....Bringingup:say 1,1.1,9†1,9h1,8å1,11Ñ1,8k1,8 1,11¥1,11ø1,8ü9,1 Thank you SO much for bringing that up! $$1  1,1.1,9†1,9h1,8å1,11Ñ1,8k1,8 1,11¥1,11ø1,8ü1,1.
  ....MyWeirdo:say 9,1 HeY0,1 $$1 $+ 0,1..8Everybody is somebody else's 0WeiRDo1.11 »º©º«1,1.9GueSS what? I 8cHoSe9 you0,1!!
  ....Bandaid:say 12Does4 $$1 12need a bandaid 7,7.16,13(::::::0[]0::::::)7,7.2 ??12 Awwwww 4poor12 baby12!!
  ....GlareDaggers:me 4,8ð1,8¿4,8ð glares daggers at ()xx[]:::::::> ()xx[]:::::::>4 $$1 
  ....MeatHead:say 3,3.9,9.3,3.9,9.3,3.9,9.3,3.1,1x13,1 $$1 9,1 DoN'T TrY To Be 11FuNnY9 WiLL ya MeaTHeaD1,1x3,3.9,9.3,3.9,9.3,3.9,9.3,3.
  ....Awesome:say 1,1-1,11 ¥1,13ø1,8ü1,13'1,8®1,8ë1,4 1,8 Â1,9w1,13ë1,9Š1,8ø1,11M1,13ë  12(4¯2`8·9.6¸13¸14.11·3´4¯2`8·9.6¸13¸14.12-12> 12,1 $$1 
  .Food
  ..Candy
  ...Hershey:me offers an all5 milk chocolate 15,15.5,5.415,5HERSHEY'S4,45,5.15,15.10,05 bar to 4 $$1 
  ...LIFESAVERS:me  13offers a pack of 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 12to $$1 12.......Enjoy!!!
  ...LIFESAVERS2:me  13offers a pack of 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 12 to $$1 and says... "Enjoy!
  ...LiFe SaVeR: me 6 buys 4 $$1 a roll of 15,15.15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,3A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,6S15,156.... yummy..yummy..
  ...Big Lifesavers:me hands $$1 a pack of  1,4 1,8B1,9I1,11G1,13 1,4 1,8L1,9 1,11I1,13 1,4F1,8 1,9E1,11 1,13S1,4 1,8A1,9 1,11V1,13 1,4E1,8 1,9R1,11 1,13S15,15.15,15.1,0 , and says..... that oughta hold ya awhile!!
  ...butterfinger:say 13Hey There12 $$1 10Something sweet for ya...... 12,8{ Butterfinger }
  ...mm 'n' mm's: me hands out  1,8m8)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)1,0 8(1,8m8)1,0 4(1,4m4)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3) 9,4 to $$1 8(1,8m8)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)1,0 8(1,8m8)1,0 4(1,4m4)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)
  ...M&Ms:me 4G3Ï4V3Ê4§3 $$1  2M2&2M2'2s1 4(4m4)4 3(3m3)3 8(8m8)8 12(12m12)1 14(14m14)1 4m4m4m4m4 4t4h4e4y4'4r4e4 4g4o4o4d4 4!4!4!4
  ...M&Ms (box of):me 6gives 4 $$1 6a whole box of M&Ms!! 4,0(0,4m4,0) 8,0(0,8m8,0) 12,0(0,12m12,0) 5,0(0,5m5,0) 9,0(0,9m9,0) 7,0(0,7m7,0) 8,0(0,8m8,0) 5,0(0,5m5,0) 4,0(0,4m4,0) 12,0(0,12m12,0)
  ...MM's(melt):me  gives  $$1  some M & M 's 8(1,8m8)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)1,0 8(1,8m8)1,0 4(1,4m4)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,03(1,3m3)1,04(1,4m4)10 they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  ...milk duds:me hands $$1 a box of chewy, delicious 8,8I1,1I1,8Milk Duds1,1I8,8i
  ...Skittles:me 13offers 15,15.2,21,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S5,515,15. 12to 2 $$1 ........Taste the 4R6a9i13n11b12o7w
  ...tootsie roll:me offers 4 $$1 10,0 a handful of 15,15.5,5.5,4.40,5TootsieRoll4,44,4.5,5.15,15.10,0's they are so yummy ..
  ...tootsie roll2: me gives a  14>15,15 4,4 0,0 0,5 Tootsie Roll 0,0 4,4 15,15 14,0< to 5 $$1
  ...tootsie roll3:me hands $$1 a 15,15.5,5..5,44.0,5TootsieRoll5,44.5,5..15,15.
  ...cHoCoLaTe: me 6 grabs 4 $$1 6, and takes 4 $$1 6to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!!! 12hooray! 
  ...CaNdY (assortmant): me  6offers candy 15,15.5,5.5,4.40,5TootsieRoll4 15,15l4,4l 4Dentyne 4,4l15,15l 15,15-12,12---0,12TUMS12,12---15,15- 15,15.0,4 Big*Red 15,15.15,15.1,7 Spearmint 15,15. 15,15.15,4 Krackel 15,15. 15,15l4,8mrGoodbar15,15l 15,15.0,2 PEP-O-MINT 15,15. 15,15.0,5 HERSHEY'S 15,15. 15,15l1,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>15,15l 15,15l4,9<~DoubleMint~> 6to... 4 $$1 
  ...Candy2:me gives $$1 a Hand Full Of 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 1 15,15.,21,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S, 15,15.0,2 PEP-O-MINT 15,15.3,0 15,15.5,5.5,4.40,5TootsieRoll4,44,4.5,5.15,15.10,03,015,15.15,5 HERSHEY'S 15,15. 15,15l4,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>15,15l  and a roll of 15,15--12,12---0TUMS12---15,15--10,0 for the 4heartburn
  ...LoLLyPoP:me 6gives a very, very sugary Lolly-Pop to his friend 4 $$1  
  ..Gum
  ...Give Someone a Stick Of Gum: me 3offers $$1 a stick of 15,15l4,8<2,8JUICY FRUIT4,8>15,15l
  ...Juicy Fruit: me hands $$1 some 1,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>
  ...Doublemint: me offers 4 $$1 10,0 a stick of 15,15l4,9<~ DoubleMint ~>15,15l
  ...Doublemint2: me hands $$1 a stick of 15,15l1,9<~Double-Mint~>15,15l 
  ...DoubleMint (pack of):me hands $$1 a pack of 1,9<~Double-Mint~>
  ...BigRed:me offers $$1 a piece of 15,15l00,04<~ Big Red ~>15,15l
  ..Lucky Charms:me 12hands $$1 4a 3bowl 2of 10Lucky 3Charms
  ..mcdonaldsBag: me hands $$1 a bag from 8,4/¥\cDonalds
  ..McDBurger:me 6 offers 4 $$1 6a quarter pounder from 4,8/¥\cDonald's 
  ..Give Someone McDonalds:say 8,4 /¥\acDonald's delivers a Big /¥\ac, fries and a lg. 0,4Coca Cola   1,0 to $$1 
  ..KFC: me 6gives a bucket of chicken from 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,0KFC 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 06, to 4 $$1 .
  ..Give The Channel KFC:me offers 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,0 KFC 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4© 0,4 delivers a 24 piece BIG Bucket to # 
  ..kfc:me gives some  4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,0 KFC 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4© 0,4 DiG In!! to $1
  ..Joe's Pizza:me hands $$1 a frozen 4,4I0,0I1,4 Joe's Pizza 0,0I4,4I
  ..Tony's PizzaB:me hands $$1 a frozen 4,4I0,0I1,4 Tony's Pizza 0,0I 4,1 with Happy Birthday $$1 Written On It With Anchovies
  .Drinks
  ..coke:say Hey! Have a 15,15I0,4 COKE  $$1
  ..Coke:me offers $$1 an ice cold can of 15,15I0,4 Coke 15,15I
  ..Coca-Cola:me hands $$1 a nice, cold, refreshing can of 4,4I0,0I0,4 Coca-Cola 0,0I4,4I
  ..Dr. Pepper :me hands $$1 a nice, cold, refreshing can of 5,5I15,15I0,5 Dr. Pepper 15,15I5,5I
  ..mellow yellow:say Have a MelloYellow $$1 . 15,15.8,3MelloYellow15,15.
  ..7up :me pops open a nice cold can of 15,15!1,140,3 74,3°0,3UP 15,15! 5 and offers one to $$1
  ..Pepsi:me hands $$1 a nice, refresihing, ice cold, 12,12I15,15I12,12I0,12PE1,0P0,4SI4,4I15,15I4,4I
  ..RC Cola:me 8,1 hands 1,8 $$1 3,0a nice, cold, refreshing can of 2,2I15,15I4,2 RC Cola 15,15I2
  ..Sprite:me hands $$1 a nice, cold, refresing can of 3,3I15,15I0,3 Sprite 15,15I3,3I 4,0 Obey your Thirst!
  .-
  . Slaps 'n Such
  ..Piano:me picks up a 2 tonne Grand player piano and drops it on $$1 $+ 's head...What a waste!
  ..Brick:me 12throws a 4red brick12 at4 $$1 $+ 's12 head
  ..Crab:me places 2 red crabs inside $$1 $+ 's pants...Ouch!
  ..Cream pie:me throws a Banana cream pie at $$1 $+ 's face .... 4*SPLAT*
  ..Shotgun:{ me grabs a 1Shotgun12 and points it at4 $$1 $+ 's 12head | .timer 1 1 me pulls the trigger... | .timer 1 2 me sighs | .timer 1 3 say 12Now THATS an improvement :) }
  .Love 'n Hugz
  ..Kiss:me 8,1 K 0 ° 8 I 0 ° 8 S 0 ° 8 S 0,12 $$1 8,1 K 0 ° 8 I 0 ° 8 S 0 ° 8 S1,1A
  ..Kiss 2:me 12grabs $$1 and gives them the 4longest, 2Most Passionate, 6Deepest, 12Lovingest, 14Weeeeee-doggy 12french kiss they've ever experienced!
  ..Kiss 4:{ me gently lays $$1 down on the couch, and softly carresses $$1 $+ 's hair. | .timer 1 2 me crawls slowly on top of $$1 and claps my hands to see the lights dim | .timer 1 4 me presses my lips to $$1 $+ 's lips and gives them the longest, deepest, lovingest, most passionate kiss of their life }
  ..Hug:me 8,1 H 0 ¤ 8 U 0 ¤ 8 G 0 ¤ 8 S 0,12 $$1 8,1 H 0 ¤ 8 U 0 ¤ 8 G 0 ¤ 8 S1,1A
  ..Hug 2:me runs up to $$1 and flings my arms around $$1...and Buries my head in $$1 $+ 's chest - Awwwwwww, ur so Cuddly $$1
  ..Hug 3:me runs to $$1 and hugs them and puts my arm around $$1 $+ 's waist softly and lovingly and kisses $$1 softly on the forehead
  ..Roses:say 4@3{-,-'-,-;-4 $$1 3-;-,-'-,-}4@
  ..Alphabet:{ say 7ABCDEFGHIJKLM 1--4 $$1 1-- 7NOPQRSTUVWXYZ | say 4If I could rearrange the alphabet $$1 $+ , Id put 12U and I4 together... }
  ..Dreams:{ me whispers softly in $$1 $+ 's ear, 4"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?" }
  ..Stars:{ me 11,1*1---15*1---0*1-------11* | me 1,1---8*1--11*1----15*1---8*1- | me 1,1--8*1---15*1-----11*1---8* | say 4 $+ $$1 $+ 13, Looking into your eyes is like looking into a thousand starry nights }
  ..Body:{ me whispers in $$1 $+ 's ear, 4"If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" } 
  ..CPR:{ say 9I hope u know 12CPR 9coz u take my breath away4 $$1 } 
  .Magic Spells
  ..Good Spells
  ...Smile:me Chants a Magic joke in $$1 $+ 's ear | .timer 1 2 me watches as a Smile apears on $$1 $+ 's Face:)
  ...GrowRose:me Chants some Magic words and points a finger towards the floor | .timer 1 2 me smiles as a red rose starts to grow before $$1 $+ 's feet :) 
  ...LoveMe:me Says the Magic words | .timer 1 2 me Looks in $$1 $+ 's eyes | .timer 1 4 me smiles as $$1 drops on one knee and say's... I love You $me !!!
  ..Nasty Spells
  ...Sceptre:me waves an ancient druid sceptre over $$1 | .timer 1 2 me chants "KLATU! VERATTA! NIKTU!" | .timer 1 4 me waits as nothing happens | ./timer 1 5  me says "the heck with this" and busts the sceptre on $$1 $+ 's head 
  ...Sword:me Looks at $$1 | .timer 1 2 me Pulls out his Trusty Sword of Truth... | .timer 1 3 say ¤ Lightning crashes ¤ | .timer 1 4 me Slashes $$1 in Half
  ...Schrink:me points at a certain part on $$1 $+ 's Body as he chants the magic words | .timer 1 2 say ¤ $$1 Looks down as he feels something Schrinking | .timer 1 4 me Laughs when $$1 Runs away screaming.... Mwhuhahahahaha!
  ...Pulverise:me points a glowing finger towards $$1 | .timer 1 2 say $$1 Pulverises immediately.
  ...Dreams:me sits on the floor and medditates... | .timer 1 2 say At that same moment $$1 gets haunted by horrible nightmares | .timer 1 3 me smiles ...
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