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=®= NetLand §¢®Ipt =®=:/say $ircversion
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=®= UCentral =®=:/uwho $$1
=®= Whois =®=:/whois $$1
=®= Whois Time =®=:/whois $$1 $$1
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=®= Ignore 3min =®=
.Ignore Prv Msg: /ignore -pu180 $$1 2
.Ignore Channel: /ignore -cu180 $$1 2
.Ignore Notice: /ignore -nu180 $$1 2
.Ignore CTCP: /ignore -tu180 $$1 2
.Ignore Invites: /ignore -iu180 $$1 2
.Ignore ALL: /ignore -u180 $$1 2
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.Remove All Ignores: /ignore -r $$1 2
=®= Users Level =®=
.=®= Auto Voice =®=
..enable:/enable #friend on 
..disable:/disable #friend off
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..add to friends list:/auser -a friend $$1 
..remove to friends list:/ruser friend $$1  
..remove all:/rlevel friend
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..List:/ulist friend
.=®= ShiTLisT =®=
..enable:/enable #shitlist on 
..disable:/disable #shitlist off
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..add to shit list:/auser -a shitlist $$1 
..remove to shit list:/ruser shitlist $$1  
..remove all:/rlevel friend
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..List:/ulist shitlist
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.=®= ShuT Up Kick =®= 
..Enable:/enable #shutup on 
..Disable:/disable #shutup off
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..Add to shutup list:/.guser 2 $$1 3 | /say 11,1 $+ $$1 has been placed on a shut up kick, say one word $$1 and you will be kicked $+ %c2 
..Remove to shutup list:/.ruser 2 $$1 3 | /say 11,1 $+ $$1 has been removed from my shut up kick...you may speak once again $$1 $+ %c2 
..remove All:/rlevel 2
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..List:/ulist Shutup
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=®= Jokes =®=
.Container:/say What's the difference between $$1 and a container filled with shit? | /timer1 1 10 /say The container!
.Car:/say What's the difference between $$1 after a car drove over it and a rat after a car drove over it? | /timer1 1 10 /say The rat has brake markings on it!
.Soccer:/say $$1 is playing soccer on the dump with a rat. Who will win? | /timer1 1 10 /say $$1! He's playing home!
.Garbage:/say Why can't you leave $$1 too long in a garbage can? | /timer1 1 10 /say Because after a while he'll start painting the walls! 
.Cremate:/say Why can't we cremate $$1? | /timer1 1 10 /say Because he's not dead yetn130=-
=®= Lovely Talks =®=
.=®= Hugs =®=
..Hug: /me gives $$1 a BIG BEAR HUG
..Hugs&Kisses:/me 10¸¸,8ø12Hugs8ø10,¸¸,8ø10¤°`° ` 12 $$1 10`°¤8ø10,¸¸,8ø12Kisses8ø10,¸
..Hug squeeze:/me picks up $$1 "I wanna hug ya and squeeze ya!" ¤HUG¤  ¤SQUEEZE¤ 
..Wisper:/me walks over and gives a little kiss on $$1's neck and then stays there like $me is wispering something sedutively in $$1's ear. | /say i wonder what that could be
..Hugs:/me hugs $$1 and enjoys the warmth he feels from $$?="her?"
..Hug fall:/me runs over to $$1, puts %genderu arms around $$1 $+ , squeezes $1 real tight, picks $1 up to swing $1 around but falls over instead *THUMP* 
..Hug tight:/say $$1 hugs $me so tight and warm that $me has to tap $1 on the shoulder and mention $me has to breathe!
..HugeHug:/me gives $$1 a HUGe HUG!!!! | /sound bighug.wav
..Cuddle:/me cuddles up closely with $$1
..Tickle:/me tackles $$1, sits on her tummy and tickles till she's gasping for air, then plants the most passionate kiss right smack on her lips, Hi ya Sweetie!
..Deephearthug:/me walks up to $$1 and gives a warm hug, and a kiss that can only come from the depths of his heart. 
..Wraphug:/me wraps $$1 up in a nice comfy hug. Yummmmm... feels good!
..Shimmering:/me snuggles up to $$1 so closely that we are engulfed in shimmering colors...
..HugBack:/me hugs $$1 back ((((((((((((((over and over))))))))))))))
..Tackle:/me runs up on $$1 from behind, tackles you to the ground and hugs you with all his might!
..Flame:/me runs over and hugs $$1 so tightly that a roaring column of flame streaks out of the heavens... *WOW* 
..Snuggle:/me goes over to $$1 and sits down on the couch by her and snuggles in for some sweet luvin'.
..Standstill:/me hugs $$1 so tightly that the earth stands still
.=®= Kisses =®=
..Hugs&Kisses:/me 10¸¸,8ø12Hugs8ø10,¸¸,8ø10¤°`° ` 12 $$1 10`°¤8ø10,¸¸,8ø12Kisses8ø10,¸
..Bend Kiss:/me grabs $$1, spins her around and gives her the softest sweetest kiss she has ever had!!! :)
..Romantic 1:/me brushes $1 hair back, traces %gender lips gently with %genderu finger, staring into %gender eyes...and then a kiss.
..Romantic 2:/me holds $1's soft face in %genderu hands. Looks deep into %gender sparkling eyes. Softly brushes %gender lips with %genderu and slowly kisses %gender
..Romantic 3:/me reaches out and grabs $1 by the hand. Turns $1 towards %gender2 reaches up and runs %genderu finger down %gender cheek then closes %genderu eyes and gently kisses $1 on the lips passionately.
..Deep kiss:/me Gives $$1  3a 4SLoW..5LoNG..6DeeP..7PeNeTRaTiNG..9ToNSiL-TiCKLiNG..10HaiR 11STRaiGHTeNiNG..12Toe-CuRLiNG..13NeRVe-JaNGLiNG..14LiFe-aLTeRiNG..15FaNTaSY-CauSiNG..2 i 3JuST 4SaW 5GoD!..6GoSH, 7DiD 9MY 10CLoTHeS 11FaLL 12oFF?..13YeS, 14i'M 15GLaD 2i 3CaMe 4oN 5iRC..6KiSS 7oN 9Da 10LiPS!!!
..Longkiss:/me gives $$1 a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground Moving Passionate Wet Deep Lingering Kiss* ahhhh that should hold her for a minute :)) hehehe
..Kiss:/me kisses $$1....Was it as good to 4,5YOU 1,0as it was to me? | /sound kiss.wav
..Pass :/me passionately kisses $$1... | /sound bigkiss.wav
..Candy:/me licks $$1 across the face...mmmmm...tastes like candy. 4:oP | /sound lick.wav
..Trembles:/me kisses $$1 so hard that the whole chat window trembles
..Magic:/me kisses $$1 so passionately that the channel shoots a scintillating beam of magical energy! 
..4everkiss:/me kisses $$1 so long and soft that $$1 forever glows in the dark...
..Passion:/me tippy toes over to $$1 and blows on her neck and then gives her butterfly kisses all over until she can't stand it any more, and gives up.....to the passion.....
.=®= Specials =®=
..2buns:/2buns
..baby:/baby
..bears:/bears
..birds:/bird
..down:/down
..stupid:/grr
..hehe:/hehe
..sbear:/sbear
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.=®= Love =®=  
..Miss:/me grabs and holds $$1 | /say i missed you dont ever leave me again!!!
..Stars:/me looks into $$1's eyes and wonders how her parents were able to grab all the stars in the heaven's and put them in her eye's.
..Message:/me walks up behind $$1 and starts to give her a message. | /say if you want i can work my way lower
..Caress:/me caresses $$1 gently and holds her.
..Beer:/me slides $1 an Ice Cold $?="Enter Beer:"
..Soda:/me slides $1 an Ice Cold $?="Enter Soda:"
..Propose:/me gets down on his knees before the lovely $$1,  " $$1, will you marry me?" 
=®= Colours =®=
.Arrows:/me 12 **(¯`'·.¸(¯`'·.¸8 !!!!!!!!!!!12 ¸.·'´¯)¸.·'´¯)** | /me 4 <-------==<<<<----3* $$1 *4---->>>>==-------> | /me 12  **(_¸.·'´(_¸.·'´8 ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ 12`'·.¸_)`'·.¸_)**
.Cige:/me offers4 $$1 6a smoke | /me 14 }17_____________________5_____ | /me 4 #17____________________|5;;;;;|
.Cu:/me says 18"I C U $$1 "  | /ME 16.......17_....,_16.........17_,...._ | /me 16...17_.-` _,..,_'16.......17'_,..,_ `-._ | /me 16..17,._,-`/ 18o17 \ '16.......17' / 18o17 \`-,_ | /me 16.....17'-.\___/.-`16.....17`-.\___/.-'
.Rainbow:/me 1,1 1,2 1,3 1,4 1,5 1,6 1,7 1,8 1,9 1,10 1,11 1,12 1,13 1,14 1,15 1,18 8,1 $+ $$1 $+ 1,1 1,2 1,3 1,4 1,5 1,6 1,7 1,8 1,9 1,10 1,11 1,12 1,13 1,14 1,15 
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=®= CTCP =®=
.Ping: ping $$1
.Version: /ctcp $$1 version
.Page: /ctcp $$1 page
.DNS: /dns $$1
.Finger: /ctcp $$1 finger
.Other
..UserInfo: ctcp $$1 userinfo
..ClientInfo: ctcp $$1 clientinfo
=®= DCC =®=
.Allow A DCC From $$1 : allow $$1
.&DisAllow A DCC: disallow $$1
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.Send To Nick: send $$1
.Chat To Nick: .chat $$1
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.Send To IP: {
  if ($chat($1)) { send $chat($1).ip }
  elseif ($query($1)) { send $query($1).address }
  else { send $1 }
}
.Chat To IP: {
  if ($chat($1)) { chat $chat($1).ip }
  elseif ($query($1)) { chat $query($1).address }
  else { chat $1 }
}
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=®= PerSoNaL sTuff =®=
.=®= A/S/L =®=
..Set:set %asl $$?="Enter A/S/L" | /echo 11,1»»» Age/Sex/Loc Reply Is Set To: %asl 
..Tell (F3):say %asl
.=®= E-mail =®=
..Set:set %email $$?="Enter Your E-Mail" | /echo 11,1»»» E-Mail Address Now Set To: %email 
..Tell (F4):say %email
.=®= Web Url=®=
..Set:set %url $$?="Enter A Web Url" | /echo 11,1»»» Web Url Now Set To: %url 
..Tell (F5):say %url
.=®= ICQ Number =®=
..Set:set %icq $$?="Enter Your ICQ Number" | /echo 11,1»»» ICQ Number Is Set To: %icq 
..Tell (F16):say %icq
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=®= NickServ =®=
.Info:/nickserv info $$1
.ACC:/nickservacc $$1
.Access List:/nickservaclist $$1