/ScriptServ

[script]
n0=menu query {
n1=  Slaps menu
n2=  .Slaps && insults
n3=  ..Ass Kick!:/me kicks $$1 in the ass... leaving his foot embedded in his asshole... guess you can stay... I need my foot.
n4=  ..Ass Slap:/me pulls out a big stick and slaps $$1 $+ 's ass a few times.
n5=  ..Axe Torture:/me manages to find $$1's house.  He waits until $$1 gets ready to leave, and waits on his porch.  $$1 comes outside shocked wondering what $me is doing on his porch.  $me then gets up and smashes an axe on $$1, critically wounding him.  $me isn't done yet, as he takes $$1 back into the house, and proceeds to beat him senseless with whip.  $me then jams three live rats into the throat of $$1 and immediately cuts $$1 open at the chest, pouring pure Chlorine into it.
n6=  ..Jail With Bubba ( 9 Lines):/me is pissed off by $$1 $+ , $me wonders what type of revenge he should get on $$1 $+ . $me decides to go on the long, but fruitful journey. $me enrolls at Auckland University, and goes for a laywer's degree, a few years later, $me graduates with flying colours, after a few more years, of mainly prosecuting murder cases, $me becomes a judge. $me is finally in a position to extract his revenge on $$1 $+ . $me frames $$1 on a murder change, and is the judge, at $$1 $+ 's case. $me finds $$1 guilty, and sentances him to life, and makes $$1 share a cell, with $$1 $+ 's future girlfriend, Bubba.
n7=  ..Keyboard:/me swings a keyboard at $$1 $+ .
n8=  ..Machine Gun Dance:/me pulls a machine gun on $$1 $+ , and aims it at $$1 $+ 's feet. $me shoots vigorously at $$1 $+ 's feet while yelling "Dance motherfucker! DANCE!"
n9=  ..Op Begger:/me thinks $$1 should compile a resume, and send it to Telecom, in order to become the operator that he so desparately wishes to become.
n10=  ..Rape Little Sister:/me decides to teach $$1 a lesson, so he rape's $$1 $+ 's little sister, and her little dog too.
n11=  ..Slap Silly:/me slaps $$1 silly. Oops, too late, you already are.
n12=  ..Snot:/me sends his hands scurrying toward $$1 $+ ... They climb $$1 $+ 's leg and crawl up to $$1 $+ 's face! $me $+ 's hands then, with blazing efficiency, pick $$1 $+ 's nose dry and forcefeed $$1 the pickings! $me quickly runs over to the sink and washes his hands!
n13=  ..Stick Up Arse:/me shoves a large stick with nails in it up $$1 $+ 's arse.
n14=  ..Sushi:/me beats $$1 unconcious, and take him to a Japanese restaurant, and ties him to a chair. $me force feeds $$1 raw squid.
n15=  ..Fake Chats
n16=  ...Advance:/msg # < $+ $$1 $+ > Hi, are you a guy? | /msg # < $+ $me  $+ > Yes. | /msg # < $+ $$1 $+ > Have you ever wanted gay loving? If so I can help | /msg # < $+ $me $+ > Fuck off you dick.
n17=  ...Gay Cybersex:/msg # < $+ $$1 $+ > Hi, are you a girl? | /msg # < $+ $me  $+ > No. | /msg # < $+ $$1 $+ > Hmm. Ok...ummm, well do you want to do some cybersex anyway? | /msg # < $+ $me $+ > Fuck off you dick.
n18=  ...Small Dick:/msg # < $+ $$1 $+ > Hi, may I ask you a question? | /msg # < $+ $me  $+ > Sure. | /msg # < $+ $$1 $+ > My dick is only 2 inches long, is that normal? | /msg # < $+ $me $+ > Fuck off you dick.
n19=  ...Verbal Attack:/msg # < $+ $$1 $+ > Fuck off you cunt, get out of this channel before I flood you | /msg # < $+ $me  $+ > What? Why? | /msg # < $+ $$1 $+ > I don't NEED a fucking reason, fuck off, NOW! Or I'll fucking get you. | /msg # < $+ $me $+ > Fuck off I have flood protection, and you are now on ignore.
n20=  .Nasty Macros
n21=  ..Who do you think you are?:/me slap's $$1 upside the head... | .timer 1 2 /notice # Who the fuck do ya think you are anyway...
n22=  ..Beating!:/me beats on $$1 awhile with a $$?="Enter object to beat them with:" | .timer 1 3 /me asks $$1... "Having fun?"
n23=  ..Brain Swish!:/me sticks a 4RED HOT curling iron in $$1 $+ 's ear and swishes thier brain around for awhile..... | /timer 1 3 /say Hmm... where'd it go??
n24=  ..AOL:/ame breaks into $$1's house and screws up their PC so they can only get on AOL (America Online)  Right where you belong you fuckin lamer!!!
n25=  ..Parents:/say $$1: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
n26=  ..Lonely:/ame thinks $$1 looks pretty lonely and would like some company | /ame gives $$1 a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them
n27=  ..Toilet Water:/me gives $$1 a ice cold beer... | /timer1 1 10 /me sits and watches as $$1 takes a swig of that ice cold beer | /timer2 1 15 /me laughs watching $$1 gagging | /timer3 1 25 /notice # YO!!! $$1 just drank toliet water and thought it was beer!!!!!!
n28=  ..Shotgun:/me Takes out his Shotgun.......and Blows $1's Fuckin Head Off!
n29=  ..Pistol:/me aims...........Fire's the Glock.....PocK!....One round in the Head of $1....."Killed that Tango Fuck!"
n30=  ..Silencer Shoot:/me takes aim from a rooftop above,..... snipe!.......... $1 is killed by a silenced rifle! "Got that Tango Fucker!"
n31=  ..BiaTcH!:/me Slaps $1 upside the Fuckin Head..and yells "BiaTcH!!"
n32=  ..MrRogers:/me sings.... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighbors, would you be mine, could you be mine:  Hello everyone, todays speial word is 'lamer', can you say l-a-m-e-r? " $+ $1 $+ " good.... I am so proud of you... "won't you be, my lamer...."
n33=  ..LikeSlap:/me slaps $$1 around a bit and $$1 likes it..
n34=  ..Nuts:/me kicks $$1 in da nuts.......
n35=  ..Lamer:/say $$1 is a lamer :)
n36=  ..Bath:/me thinks that $$1 REALLY needs a BATH..... :)
n37=  ..Spit:/me grabs $$1 by the throat.... throws $$1 up against a wall, and spits in $1 $+ 's face.
n38=  ..Lamer Def:/me says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: $$1 :)
n39=  ..Newbie Def:/me says "1. New-bie (noun): a person who is new. 2. a person who pretends NOT to be new by being a moron  3. see Lamer for more details. example of a Newbie: $$1 :)
n40=  ..Diaper:/me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
n41=  .Slaps
n42=  ..Shotgun:/me picks up a double barrol shotgun. | /me shoots $$1 | /me watches $$1's dead body fall to the ground!
n43=  ..Punch:/me hits $$1 in the nose!
n44=  ..Chair:/me slams a chair over $$1's head!
n45=  ..OP ME!:/me looks at $$1 and says YOU CAN HAVE OPS, AND THAT MEANS NO!!!
n46=  ..Lamer:/me thinks $$1 is the lamest thing that has ever walked the IRC!
n47=  .Light Stuff
n48=  ..Cadbury Beer:/me thinks $$1 drinks beer like Cadbury chocolate, a glass and a half is all it takes.
n49=  ..Dog Face:/say Hey $$1 $+ , If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
n50=  ..Pig Head:/me throws a pig's head at $$1
n51=  ..Rubber Band Ping:/me pings $$1 with a rubber band.
n52=  .Cars
n53=  ..Runover:/me get's into his car, and drives down to the dairy, on his way he sees $$1 walking on the foot path. | /me thinks what the fuck, and runs over $$1. Fuck, Valients make a mess.
n54=  ..Runover Repeatedly:/me gets in his car and rams repeatedly into $$1 as his guts splatter all over the brick wall behind him
n55=  .Cutting Off Things
n56=  ..Cut Off Arm:/me cuts off $$1 $+ 's arm, and beats him to death with it.
n57=  ..Cut Off Head:/me gets out his axe and hacks away at $$1 $+ 's neck until his head falls off. Eeeewww, what a fuckin mess!
n58=  ..Cut Off Nuts:/me slowly cuts off $$1 $+ 's nuts, with a rusty knife.
n59=  ..Punch Off Head:/me notices $$1 is here. $me ponders for a moment: "Hmm... fuck it why not..." $me walks up behind $$1 $+ , and taps him on the shoulder, when $$1 turns around $me uppercuts him so hard $$1 $+ 's head is ripped from his shoulders. $me roars with laughter.
n60=  ..Rip Off Nuts:/me rips off $$1 $+ 's nuts, and feeds them to his dog.
n61=  ..Store In Freezer:/me cuts $$1 into little bits and stuffs him in his freezer for later.
n62=  .Lamish Stuff
n63=  ..Full Force Punch:/me punches $$1 full force in the face.
n64=  ..Karate Kick:/me notices $$1 is here. | /me get's extremely pissed off at this, and runs towards $$1 screaming. | /me jumps up and does a flying karate kick in $$1 $+ 's face, knocking him unconcious.
n65=  ..McDonalds:/me spares no expense, and shouts $$1 a meal at 8,4 /¥\cDonalds4,4`
n66=  ..Nose Bone In Brain:/me punches $$1 in such a way $$1 $+ 's nose bone goes into his brain, killing him.
n67=  ..She Pays Me:/say Hey, $$1 $+ , Do me a favor, when you get a chance:  Would you tell your mum that starting tomorrow night, she is going to have to pay me.
n68=  ..Yo Momma:/.timer 3 3 /say Hey $$1 $+ , $!read $mircdirtxt\yomama.txt 
n69=  .Lame-O-Meter
n70=  ..10%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1|||||10,1|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n71=  ..20%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1||||||||||10,1||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n72=  ..30%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1|||||||||||||||10,1|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n73=  ..40%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1||||||||||||||||||||10,1||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n74=  ..50%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1|||||||||||||||||||||||||10,1|||||||||||||||||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n75=  ..60%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||10,1||||||||||||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n76=  ..70%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||10,1|||||||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n77=  ..80%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||10,1||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n78=  ..90%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||10,1|||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n79=  ..100%:/say 0,2Lame-O-Meter:14,14'9,1||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||14,14'4,2<0,2 $+ $1 $+ 4,2>
n80=  .Ouch!
n81=  ..Hooker:/me notices that $$1 is hiring a hooker.  $me walks over to the hooker, and gives her a thin glass tube, and 50 bucks.  During the passion session of $$1 and the hooker, the hooker slips the thin glass tube down $$1's dick.  The hooker then grabs the dick and squeezes.  After feeling the tube break, she quickly runs away.  $me laughs sadistically as he hears screams of pain from inside the hotel room.
n82=  ..Shoot In Testicles:/me shoots $$1 in the testicles.
n83=  ..Whipped Cream:/me punches $$1 and knocks him out, $me takes $$1 back to his place, and ties him, spreadeagled to his dining room table, $me cuts $$1 $+ 's clothes off, and smears whipped cream all over him $me then throws open a door, and Roseanne, who $me also kidnapped, a week ago, and has been starving since, comes in, and attacks $$1 $+ , in a feeding frenzy.
n84=}