/ScriptServ

menu nicklist {
  -
  The Angel Gamer
  .Advertise:/ame is using the ONE and ONLY [duh duh duh da duh DAAAAAAHHH] 1A2N3G4E5L 6G7A8M9E10R  [made by Mozzy on irc.webbernet.net]
  .Channel Count:/count
  .Pole Booth
  ..On:msg # Poll Booth is Activated, The question is " $+ $$?="Please Type The Question" $+ " Type !yes or !no $art | /enable #poll
  ..Results/Off:{
    /msg $chan The Result of The Poll is
    /msg $chan yes: $+ %yes no: $+ %no
    /msg $chan $art
    /diable #poll
  }
  .Slot Machine
  ..On:/slot-on
  ..Off:/slot-off
  .Guess The Number
  ..On:/Number-on
  ..Off:/Number-Off
  .Spin The Bottle
  ..On:{
    /spin-on
  }
  ..Off:/spin-off
  .Bartender
  ..On:/bartender-on
  ..Off:/bartender-off
  .Only For Ops
  ..Elmer Fudd Kick {
    msg # Shhhhhhhhh!!! Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting wamers...Huhuhuhuh
    msg # Wook!! a wascawy wamer!!!
    msg # KaBoom!!!!!
    kick # $1 Wook...I gawt him!!
  }
  ..Fun Kick:{
    msg # Gee, $$1 , I didnt know you wanted an op, well here ya go 
    /mode # +o $$1
    /ban $$1 3 | /kick # $$1 OOPS, wrong button, oh well, buh bye $art | mode # -o $knick
  }
  ..Fun Op:{
    me whip out his 4Branding Iron6 ... Places it in the buring 4HOT8 Fire6 and brands a @ right on $$1 $+ 's (_|_) $art
    mode $chan +o $$1
  }
  .Annoyances
  ..Stupifying Annoyances
  ...Superman: {
    msg # 4SuPeRmAn
    msg # 8SuPeRmAn
    msg # 12SuPeRmAn
    msg # 9SuPeRmAn
    msg # 13SuPeRmAn
    msg # 15SuPeRmAn
    msg # 6SuPeRmAn
  }
  ..Poem!!: {
    msg # Little Miss Muffet crouched on a tuffet
    msg # Collecting her shell shocked wits.
    msg # Dropped from a glider
    msg # An H-Bomb beside her
    msg # Blew Miss Muffet to bits
    msg #  Thank You...Thank you $art
  }
  ..Op Annoyer
  ...Annoyer:msg # 4Jesus!!,1 $$1 howdga git an op?? What didga do?? Pay the sad sucker?? $art
  ...Spam Accident:/me 12,4accidently tips over his lucky 50 gallon can'o'spam and drowns $$1 $art
  ..Nick Annoyers
  ...Long Name: {
    /nick Dontchahatepplwitlongnames
    msg # JESUS, I HATE, just HATE ppl with long names
  }
  ...Guest Nicks: {
    /nick Guest83859437593859348549485
    /me cant stand those danged Guest nicks, why dont mIRC use Bob18735 or something easy like that?? $art
  }
  ..Blow-up Doll {
    /me thinks $nick looks pretty lonely and would like some company
    /me gives $nick a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them $art
  }
  ..Magnum:{
    /describe # waits till noone is looking then sneaks up behind $$1
    /describe # draws the .45 Magnum and shoves it into $$1 $+ 's back
    /msg # Ask yourself one question $$1 ... Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? $art
  }
}
alias /spin-on msg # Spin The Bottle Game is now Activated [to play type !spin] $art | enable #spin
#spin off
on *:text:*!spin*:#:msg # 12,13 $nick spins the bottle and it lands on $nick(#,$rand(1,$nick(#,0)))  $art
#spin end
alias /spin-off msg # Spin The Bottle Game is now Deactivated $art | disable #spin
alias /bartender-on msg # The Bartender is In [type !order to get something] $art | /enable #bt
#bt on

on 1:text:*!order*:#:/notice $nick Type !Drink to get a drink, Type !Food to get food.
on 1:text:*!Drink*:#:/notice $nick Type !Milk for milk, Type !Lemonade for lemonade, Type !Water for water.  For our adult selection type !adult
on 1:text:*!Lemondade*:#:msg # $nick Has just ordered 8 Lemonade1 from Chuckdog's bar
on 1:text:*!Milk*:#:msg # $nick Has just ordered 0,11Milk1 from Chuckdog's bar
on 1:text:*!Water*:#:msg # $nick Has just ordered 11,12Walter1 from Chuckdog's bar
on 1:text:*!Adult*:#:/notice $nick Ooh...u think u an A-dult, lets see if u can stand it...Type, !Vodka for a shot of Vodka, Type !Beer for a beer list
on 1:text:*!Vodka*:#:msg # WOW, looks like $nick is gonna drain thier brain cells, they just ordered a VODKA!!
on 1:text:*!beer*:#:/notice $nick You have just gotten into Chuckdogs beer stash, Lets see some ID, nevermind that, what'd ya like, Type !Bud for a Budweiser, Type !Coors for an ice cold Coors, Type !Sam for a Samuel Adams, Type !Rollin Rock for a Rolling Rock...Thank you for your order
on 1:text:*!food*:#:/notice $nick Here is your menu, Type !Wings for hot wings [all are suicides], type !Spam-Burger for a Spam burger Hamburger, type !Ribs for Ribs.
on 1:text:*!Bud*:#:msg # $nick has just ordered a Budweiser
on 1:text:*!Coors*:#:msg # $nick has just ordered a Coors
on 1:text:*!Sam*:#:msg # $nick has just ordered a Samuel Adams
on 1:text:*!Rollin Rock*:#:msg # $nick has just ordered a Rolling Rock
on 1:text:*!Wings*:#: {
  msg # $nick has just ordered a plate filled with SuIcIdE hOtWiNgS!!
  /describe # hands $nick a bucket of hand-wipes and water.
}
on 1:text:*!Spam-Burger*:#:msg # $nick has just ordered a Spam Burger Hamburger
on 1:text:*!Ribs*:#:msg # $nick has just ordered a Bucket of Ribs
#bt end
alias /bartender-off {
  msg # The Bartender is Out
  disable #bt

}
alias Number-ON {
  enable #number
  set %rnum $rand(1,100)
  msg $chan Guess The Number is Activated [type !guess [number] to guess] $art
}
#number off
on 1:text:!Guess*:#:{
  inc %guesses
  if ($2 == %rnum ) { msg $chan $nick has guessed the right number!! It took y'all %guesses guesses $art | number-off }
  if ($2 < %rnum ) { msg $chan $nick $+ , nope you are too low $art }
  if ($2 > %rnum ) { msg $chan $nick $+ , nope you are too high! $art }
}

#number end
alias Number-OFF {
  unset %rnum
  msg $chan Guess The Number is Deactivated $art
  disable #number
}
alias /slot-on {
  enable #slot
  set %smn $rand(1,9)
  set %smo $rand(1,9)
  set %smp $rand(1,9)
  msg $chan The Slot Machine is Activated [Type !slots to play] $art
}
#slot on
on 1:text:!slots*:#:{
  set %smn $rand(1,9)
  set %smo $rand(1,9)
  set %smp $rand(1,9)
  msg # $nick got a: %smn $+ , %smo $+ , and a %smp $art
  if (( %smn == 7 ) && ( %smo == 7 ) && ( %smp == 7 )) { msg $chan $nick has just gotten 777! $art }
  else { halt }
}
#slot end
alias /slot-off {
  unset %smn | unset %smo | unset %smp
  msg $chan The Slot Machine is Deactivated $art
  disable #slot
}
#poll on
on 1:TEXT:*!yes:*: inc %yes 1
on 1:TEXT:*!no:*: inc %no 1
#poll end
alias count {
  msg $chan 4  $+ # Channel Count ( $+ $art $+ )
  msg $chan 4 Ops( $+ $opnick($chan,0) $+ ) Voices( $+ $vnick($chan,0) $+ )
  msg $chan 4 Regular( $+ $calc($nick($chan,0) - ($opnick($chan,0) + $vnick($chan,0))) $+ ) All( $+ $nick($chan,0) $+ )
}  
alias art return 
[warn]
fserve=on

[extensions]
n0=defaultEXTDIR:download\
n1=*.wav,*.midEXTDIR:sounds\

[about]
show=irbaboon

[windows]
main=100,600,75,450,0,1,0

[dde]
ServerStatus=on
ServiceName=mIRC

[pfiles]
n0=popups.ini
n1=popups.ini
n2=popups.ini
n3=popups.ini
n4=popups.ini

[text]
commandchar=/
linesep=-

[files]
servers=servers.ini
emailer=c:\program files\netscape\communicator\program\netscape.exe
finger=finger.txt
urls=urls.ini
addrbk=addrbk.ini

[dirs]
logdir=logs\
waves=sounds\
midis=sounds\

[colours]
n0=0,6,4,5,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,1,5,2,6,1,3,2,3,5,1,0,1,0,1

[afiles]
n0=aliases.ini

[rfiles]
n0=remote.ini
n1=remote.ini

[options]
n0=0,1,0,0,0,0,300,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,512,0,1,0,0,0,1
n1=5,50,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1,0,1,0,0,1,1,1,1,0,0,1,1,1,0,5,0,0
n2=0,1,0,1,1,1,1,1,0,60,120,0,0,1,1,0,1,1,0,120,20,10,0,1,1,0,0
n3=500,0,0,0,0,0,1,1,1,1,0,1,0,0,0,0,3,1,0,1,0,0,0,0,1,1,0,0,0
n4=1,0,1,1,0,3,999,0,0,0,1,0,1024,0,0,99,60,0,0,1,1,1,1,1,1,5000
n5=1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,6667,0,0,0,1,0,1,0,300,10,4,0,1,24,0,0,1