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Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering- "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the Lift.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Shave.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask- "Got enough air in there?"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Offer name tags to everyone getting on the Lift.  Wear yours upside-down.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Lean over to another passenger and whisper- "Noogie patrol coming!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Greet everyone getting on the Lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - One word- Flatulence!
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Do Tai Chi exercises.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce- "I've got new socks on!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back- "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Meow occassionally.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the Lift descends.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the Lift.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Leave a box between the doors.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Start a sing-along.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - When the Lift is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Play the harmonica.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Shadow box.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Lean against the button panel.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Listen to the Lift walls with a stethoscope.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Bring a chair along.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger- "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Blow spit bubbles.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - announce in a demonic voice- "I must find a more suitable host body."
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Take a List of peoples names, look at each person individualy and cross a name off the list while shaking your head.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stand offensivly in front of the button panel.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Block the door. dont let anyone in or out.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Dance to the Lift music.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and have a nervous breakdown.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and act important.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and constantly check your watch impatinely, then hit the emergency stop button again.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - ask everyone if they have the cure for lycanthropy.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - ask everyone their maritial status.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Have a conversation with no one in specific.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - ake up a language and ask people questions. Be persistent.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Push all the buttons before you get off.. pity the next person that gets on
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - State to dead air - "Looks like a full moon tonight, Lem."
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Kick the side of the Lift until everyone leaves.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Jam minature marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. see how many you can do at once.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Pull a noose out of your bag and say under your breath "Now... where can I hang this?"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Braid the hairs in each nostril.