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You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You laugh and correct people when they say the wrong word in 'Computer Terms'
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - The only tidy thing in your room is your desk/computer area
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You sign cards/letters with :-) or something similar
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - When you are writing the same something over and over you wish you could press ctrl-c and ctrl-v
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spent the Millenium in front of your PC
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - If you were given £1000 you would upgrade your PC
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have every piece of equipment possible connected
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have all your clocks/watchpieces set to your PC's clock
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spend more than 5 hours at your PC in one day 
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You read comics and watch child cartoons instead of Adult cartoons
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You buy bubble wrap just to pop
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have things stuck to your monitor
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You listen to *POP* music like B*WITCHED and Steps
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have every piece of electrical equipment you own connected to your PC
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You can type things in your head
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You dream about things you did on your computer today
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You tell all your friends about offers you saw on PC products
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You look forward to getting home to your PC
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spend more time with your PC than your wife
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have a separate phone line for the internet
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spend more money on Internet calls than on all other calls put together
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You sign up to all the junk e-mail services you see just so it looks as if you are popular, because you have all this mail
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You call the postal service 'Snail mail'
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You would rather get more 'Dots per Inch' than 'Miles per Gallon'
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You would rather look at a porn site than the real thing
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You visit the local computer shop more than all other shops together
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You use more than two e-mail addresses
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You understand all the jokes in this message. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your life. I suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under a tree and write a haiku. And don't use a laptop.
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You don't buy any songs from the shop, you download them all instead
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You email this message to your friends over the net. You'd never get around to showing it to them in person or reading it to them on the phone.
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - Your computer speakers are the best in your house
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You buy games, copy them and then return them to the shop
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You enter your local computer shop and correct the store attendant
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You own a set of itty-bitty screw-drivers and you actually Know where they are
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You change your computer settings more times than your pants
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You go to other peoples house to correct their problems and change their settings so they are exactly the same as yours
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spend more time on a friends computer than they do
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You Know what every errror message means and Know how to correct
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You can relate to any of this stuff
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have foound a misstake in these jokes and e-mail the author
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have more CD programs than games
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You think a break from irc is closing mirc and chatting on icq for 15 minutes, then rejoining mirc