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*sneeze*
*cough*
Sienta el enoja de $me
Well isn't that cute... but not here. *whap*
*whap whap whap* Anyone in there? I didn't think so.
See this here boot? It's going to clean your teeth.
Where'd you learn common sense from? Yeah, thats what I thought.
Yoo suk, no wuvvin' fer yoo.
You should feel special, out of $lines(kicks.txt) different kick messages, you got this one.
Hey, lets play Duck-Duck-Goose! Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck 10*WHAP!*
Hold on.. *puts on Microsoft® Combat Boots* See these? Yeah..
I would wuv yoo, but yoo suk, so no wuvvin' fer yoo.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Turn your head to the right just a bit.. Thats right *WHAP!*
Thou be gone.
Out, damn, spot!