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alias aolunload { unload -rs aolnew.mrc }
alias aolsay { say $aol.msg }
alias aolmsg { msg $1 $aol.msg }
alias aolsv { me iz yoozeng: aOl-2k! $aol.msg }
alias aoltopic { topic # $aol.msg }
alias aolkick { kick # $1 $aol.msg }
alias aol.msg { %aol.msg = $r(1,205) | goto %aol.msg
  :1 | return BRIKNEE SPEERS HAS A FAT ASS CMAEL TOE
  :2 | return OH CUT THE SHIZNIT, I DONT BELEIVE YOU TALKED TO BLAQJAQ_2347 IN DA REWM
  :3 | return LUCKALEE PHOR ME CAPS LOCK IS STILL 31337
  :4 | return DOODS I LOVES THA AOL CUZ SOUPRVISORS TRUYED TO TELL ME TO TUEN OFF CAPS LOCK BUT I TOLDS THEM THEY WAS UHGLEE AND THEY GOT QUIERT ALL THE SUDDIN
  :5 | return DAYNM SUM1 JUST HIT ME WIFF SOME EYECEMPEE PAKETJUICE OR SOMTING HELP?
  :6 | return I GOT A IM FROM A REWM SUMPIN ABOUT MY ASL SO I SAYED 14/YES/INYEWRMOUFF 
  :7 | return JOO WOOD NOT BELIEVE HOW PAHR YOU CAN STICKS YOUR FINGER UP YOUR NOSE
  :8 | return EYEM MOPRE KRADDEST THAN YOUR MOMS ON A BIG WHEELL
  :9 | return HOW GAY IT MUST LOOK TO BE ROLLIN DOWN A HILL WEARING SNEAKERS
  :10 | return HAHAA, I WILL HAX0R DA REWM WIFF ELITE SAQJAQINBAQDOOR TEKNEEKZ
  :11 | return I DONT KNOW BOUT YOU BUT ON THE AOLS WE GOT CRAZAY HAX0R SKILSL
  :12 | return I STUD OVER THE COMMODESHITR TO WATCH MY TERDNUGGEX GO DOWN THE GIFPASTE
  :13 | return DONT LOOK AT ME LIEK THAT SHITSTAYN
  :14 | return ITS MY BIRFDAY!!! JUS THOT ID LET YAWL GN0
  :15 | return YEAH, LIE TO ME AGIN HAX0R
  :16 | return WHATS THIS CLTSAQLIQOUR SHITS PEEPUL ARE TALKING ABOOUT, WILL IT MAKE ME DRUNK?!?
  :17 | return MUSS BE YOU WIFF STANK PONYNUGGEX CUZ EYE HALF STUFFy NOSE
  :18 | return CAN SUM1 GIB ME ADVISE ON HOW TO GET THIS THING CALED THE WERLDWIDEINTERNAT?
  :19 | return BUT FIRS UF ALL, ID LIKE TO THANK YOU CRAZEE ASS NIGGEROX FOR DA IRC
  :20 | return SUPOSIDLY, THIS GUY NAMED CID MAKES LONG TRIPS, JAQMEHAWEF
  :21 | return PHORREEL? OMG DOODERZ, IM LOST
  :22 | return WHIRRD UP TO ALLZ IN DA REWM FOOLZ?
  :23 | return I TEWK MY SOX OFF CUZ I HAD TO SHIT
  :24 | return ITS ME ITS ME THAT CAVERNES ANALSAQ DOOD
  :25 | return FUQ BLAQJAQ_3453 I GOTZ DA AOL_MAN ON MY SIDE UF DASAQGIFPASTENUX
  :26 | return HELLOOOOOOOOOO MUZZAFUQ... PING!PONG? BITCHASSZ!@!@@!! JOO DEIR?
  :27 | return H0H0H0 /ME SINGS LEIK A VURJIN. I JUSS TAPPED DA AZZ OF THIS CUTE LIL SIBERKITTNZ 
  :28 | return LIKE JEAH, YOU GOTS TOO
  :29 | return WHAN EYE CUM TO DA REWM BLINGBLINQONDATAZZ
  :30 | return HAHAHAAHHA I JUST HIT DA INTERNET PWOER SWITCH
  :31 | return I LIEK DA AOL CUZ ITS BETTER THEN THAT WWW PHARTMICE
  :32 | return WELCUM TO BURGERNUGGEX WHEIR JOO CAN HALF IT J00R WHEY
  :33 | return MIE NIGGROX OF A ROMMMMATE STINKZ LIKE MOAYNASIE MIRCLEWHIPE SPOILED
  :34 | return CZECH OUT MY STYLINSH SHIZNIT REWMJEWCE
  :35 | return WHUZ THIS SITE? KEYWERD: SAQATTAQ????
  :36 | return HEHEEE I GOTZ DA PLUS BEE EVADEING HAX0R SCRIPTZ
  :37 | return WHUT HAPPIN TO ALL DA JUARREZ YEW LEECHED TO ME PHOR QUAKTHREE???
  :38 | return EYE EM THA ILLAHJITAMIT SON OG JON CARMAQ THA 21332 QUAKETRHEE HAX0RE
  :39 | return DID JOOZ EVER HAVE FAYGOREDPOOPSAQ COME OUT OF JOOS NOSE????! TALK ABOUT OUCHHH
  :40 | return DA AOL ADMINZ ARE MAD ABOUT MY NEW AOL SITE CALLED "JOOVE GOT MALE!!!"
  :41 | return DUBBLE YEW TEA EFF JOO TALKIN BOUT BLAQJAQ??!?
  :42 | return RISE YEWR VOLOOM CUZ I CANTS HAIR JOO
  :43 | return HAIRYUP NIGGROX AND JOYN DA REWM FREEEE OOPPPS!
  :44 | return I TOK A SHIT IN DA TOILER AND DIER WAS PEENUTS IN MY TERDNUGGEX
  :45 | return I AM GOING TO VOMIT MOVE YOUR SAQ BAQ AWAY FORM THA THINGAMANIGROX
  :46 | return YA SHAQ DAT AZZ CUZ BAYBEE GOT BAQ
  :47 | return MY FRIDJE IS FULL OF COMDOMMINTS AND COCKAROACHEZ
  :48 | return STOP OIR ILL BENT JOOR AZZ OVA AND POUND JOR SAQFORMDABAQ WIFF BAYBEE POWDER
  :49 | return DONUT CONFUZ ME WIFF P1MPR33T FORM COMPEWSERVE, I EM MORE CLEVER WIFF NEWKSHITS
  :50 | return EYE SAW MY DAD IN DA SHOWER AND I WUZ LIEK DAMZ YOO GOT A BIGG WINKY
  :51 | return OMFG!!!! IM TRAMMATIZEDED, I JUST NETSEX MY MOMS ON DA AOL SEXCHAT REWMJOOCE
  :52 | return MICKDAWNOLDS HAS THEM ELATE FLAPJAQS WIFF MAYPUL SIRUP
  :53 | return SHE GOTZ AN ELAYFASE WIFF AN OAKLAND BOOTIE
  :54 | return MY DAD KIXDE MY AZZ PHOR SHOP LIFTING AT THE SALIVATIN ARMEE STROE
  :55 | return EYE SAWQ JIMMYWALKER_2342345 BUSS THIS UVER NIG-NUGGET IN HIS TEEFS FOR TALKING SHIZ1T ABOUT AOL_MANG
  :56 | return IT TAKWS A LONG ASSED TIME TO GETS TO DA IRC FROM AOL CUZ OF INVALID KEYWERDS
  :57 | return J00 CANNUT STOP NOW, J00 MUSS HAX0R ON
  :58 | return NIGROX PREEEZE! ILL BUSS J00 AZZ AND TAKE YEWR LUNCH MONEE
  :59 | return NONONNON DO-OVER HIS FOOT STEPPED OUT OF BALANCE
  :60 | return I GOTZ 9 DOLARS FOR DAT ASS IF J00 SMELLL WHUT THA ROQ
  :61 | return WHO WILL TRADE POKYMON CARDZ WIFF ME? I GOTZ 2 FOODSTAMPZ FOR DAY AZZ
  :62 | return THIS ONE TIME IN SKOOL THEY TRIED TO LEARN MUH FILTEENIGROX AZZ BOOKSMEARTZ BUT I TELLED DEM THEY WUZ UHGLEE
  :63 | return I TALKED TO BILLGATEZ HE SAYD WINTEWKAY HAZ BUILY IN GIFPASTE HAX0RNUGGEX
  :64 | return GN0 USE IN TALKING TO HIM I THINK HES SHITTING
  :65 | return I WULD LIKE A NUMBER# PHOR, OPPERSIZED WIFF A C0KE, THANKS
  :66 | return IF NE1 HAZ THE CEREAL FOR EYESEEKQUEUE IM ME MY NAME IS FUBUGUY69 THANKS
  :67 | return JUAREZ THA JUAREZ? AHAHAHAHAHA SILLY MEXIKANS
  :68 | return THA DONKEE FUX MY MOMS TITS?
  :69 | return JOO HALF A SMIDGEN OF BUTTLINT ON YOUS LIP, WHAT YOU BEEN DOIONG?
  :70 | return HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHUT? IM LAFFIN CUZ YEWR LAFFIN!!!!! STOP BPHOR I SHOOT JIZJOOCE FROM MY NOSE
  :71 | return ATTAQ OF DA SAQMUNTCHING CHOADSNAPPERZ
  :72 | return DOOD, J0R GRRLPHRIENZ GRILL IS MOER FUQED UP THAN THAT NIGGROX JEWVINEYLCASHMONEE
  :73 | return WAZZA MADDER? J00 NOT INDESTAND MY ERECT AOLCHATZ?
  :74 | return YOU CANTS JAQMEAWF MOER THAN 5 TIMES CUZ MY NUTSAQ BEGAN TO HURT
  :75 | return I DONTZ RIDE THE SHORT BUSS NO MORE CUZ I LEARNED ABOUT THEM AYBESEES
  :76 | return ALL THA GRRLS WHO WANTS TO CHAT WIFF A REEL MAQ DADDEE PRIVMSG ME!!!!
  :77 | return DOOD, DO THAT SHIZIT AGAIN AND EYEL/TAKEOEVR 
  :78 | return DOOD, WEBBA IS ONE CANUCK I DO KNOT WANT ASSRAPING MY NONOSPOT
  :79 | return THIS KID FORM SKELW HAS A CDRBURNER WIFF MAD JUAREZ SEEDDES NUTZ ON YER EYE
  :80 | return GET UP AWF MEH BEEOTCH WIFF DAT SILLYSAQWAREZJUICE
  :81 | return HAHAHA THEY WER PHOR REAL NIGROX ON IRC?
  :82 | return SUMPIN VERY HOMOSEXJEWAL IS AT A LARGE
  :83 | return IT MAKES ME THINK THERS A FBIAGENTFED WATCHING THE CHAN, I HATE PIGS AND THER STOOPID LITTLE INCOQNEATO DESKIZES
  :84 | return MY DAD KIXED MY ASS CUZ HE SED I WUZ DUMBASS FOR LAFING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN
  :85 | return HRM THAT LEWKS ALFUL LOT LIKE JIZZZSPRAYBENOKCA TOO ME!
  :86 | return SHIT I VOMITED OUT UF MY NOSE
  :87 | return DAMN NIGGRUX YOU TAKE SHITZ QWIQ!
  :88 | return SUP IN DA REWM SAQPUNTCHERS????!
  :89 | return NO NO NO, A GERBIL IS fOR ASSCOMPARTMENT SHOPERZ ONLY
  :90 | return EYEM BLAQER THAN PATRIQ YEWING
  :91 | return MICKMAN KIXED THE SHIZIT OUTTA STONECOLD ON RAWSAMCKDOWNWARZOME TOGNITH!
  :92 | return DEWD YEWR FUXIN GRILE IS HIT
  :93 | return REPEAT WHUT YOU SAID I WAS ON THE SHITTER, HEH
  :94 | return SUMTIMES MY MOM LEAFS HER TAMPONS IN THE TOILER
  :95 | return IH CANT BEILVE ITZ NOT BUYTTER SPRAY
  :96 | return HOLY SHIZNAT BATDEWD JOO ROOLED DEM
  :97 | return I AM WON KEWLOI DOOD
  :98 | return ITZ MY SEKRUT REWMJUICE ON DA AOL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 4 U
  :99 | return DEWD IZ NOT KEWLI0 TO HOLD A LIHGTER ^ 2 J00R PENIZ WHYLE CUMMING
  :100 | return SHEYIIT JOOZ AINZT COOL IF OUY HCEKC JOO SPELLIONG N STUFZ
  :101 | return DIDJOO SEE DAT HOMIEZ BUST A GAT ON DA SKEWLIO
  :102 | return SHUQ THA FUQ WHAT SHANIQWA J00R AS IS GOIN IN DA SOUP DEW JOOOR
  :103 | return DEWD I JUZT SAWQ SUM DOOD ON TEH WWW HE WUZ AT HTTP:??WWW.GOATSE.CX AOL KEYWERD: CEELOW
  :104 | return HHE I UZED TO TAKE THA SHROT BUSS TO SKEWL, BUT I PAST THE FORTH GRADE AFTIR LYKE 5 TRYZ CUZ MY MOMMEEE SEZ 'IM SPESCHUL
  :105 | return MAH GRFX WILL ROOLED JOO CAUZE I GOT THA MS PAINT UPGRADE BOI
  :106 | return HEH I NEDZ TO STAWP EATIN GOLDFISH
  :107 | return DAMB I JIZ TYPDE 11120 WPM BUT THEN I TEWK MY FASE OF THA KEYBORDE
  :108 | return IM A A SALVO, DO U HALF NE 11 SENT PEEZES U KAN SPAREE
  :109 | return LIEK JEAH, IM HAK3R, DEWDZ
  :110 | return MY MOMME SEX IM KEWLIO
  :111 | return IZ DAMB KEWLIO TO TRICKZ LITTLZ GIRLS TO PRETEND TO BE J00R 13 AND GIT 12 YAER OLDZ
  :112 | return WOAH MY DAD SEZ AOL IZ DA BAWMB CUZ HE GOTZ 24 HUOR AXSESS TEW ALL DA PYRO 
  IALITY KIDDIEZ PR0N HE WANTZ
  :113 | return AT MUH GRAMMMAZ I G0TZ DIS L33T000 J=HACKZERS TOOL CLALLED IE4
  :114 | return D00D KAPZ LOQ ROOLZ
  :115 | return I SAW MY MOM LEWKING AT PICSHURES ON DA WEB BUT I AXED HER WHAT IT WAS SHE SAID PYRONECROBEASTIOPHILIA AND I WUZ LIKE DUBBLE YEW TEE EF IZ DAT
  :116 | return MY M0M WISTLEZ AT MEH WHIN EYE BEND 0VER
  :117 | return HEH THIS GUY ON ICQ AKSED ME IF EYE WAS STRAIGHT OR GAY BUT EYE WUZ ALL LIEK, DONT ASK DONT TELL FAGGORAZZ
  :118 | return HAHAHHAHAH I JIST CLIQ NEWKERED JEWR HONKEE AZZ!@#$
  :119 | return HEH MY GIRLPHREN IS A FATASS HIPHOPANONAMOUS
  :120 | return DONT DOWNLADO ISEEKYOU ITS A VIRUSCONSPEARASEE WIFF TROJAN PERFOLAKTICS
  :121 | return HAHAHAHA LAFFING AT YEWR OWN JOKES IS LAME! HAHAAHAHA!
  :122 | return J00 AR JUS SAYING THAT IN HOPES OF GETTING ME INTO THE SAQ EYEM NOT STOOPID YOU CLEVERSAQTHEIF!
  :123 | return ANYTHING IS FUNNY WHEN YEWR UP AT PHOR A EM ON EYEARTESEE HAHAAHHAAHH SEE!@
  :124 | return RAMMENNOODLES ARE THE FUCKIN BOMBAZZNIGGRUXFEWD!
  :125 | return HAHA ONLY JEFUS KAN SAVE BAYBESEALS WIF TOOFPASTE IN DASAQUFPUNXAZZ!
  :126 | return HEH EYE DINT KNOW THAT GORGE MIKAL DID A LIMPBIZKIT SONG
  :127 | return QUIT MAKING SMILIEZ AT ME YOU HAPPYAZZ DONKEE PUNCHER!
  :128 | return THEY CALLZ ME DA BIG WHEELA CAP PEELA CUZ I SHOOT PEEPUL, HEHEHEHE!
  :129 | return EYE WANNA BEA BALLER, WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR, WIFF BACKSETBALL RIMS ON DA IMPALLA
  :130 | return QHAT IZ A LAMER IZ IT SUM KIND OF AMINALLS
  :131 | return HAHAHAH HOLY SHYTE YOUS PPL ARE PATHETIC IN DA SEXREWMZ... JUSS GTE A SLUTTY GYRL AND U CAN SEE AL YOU WANT
  :132 | return LOL DAYUM, SORRY... THATZ MAH FRIEND. SORRY Y'ALL!
  :133 | return SOMEONE SEND ME A PIC OF BRIGHTEYZ FACE SO I CAN PUT IT ON THE GIFPASTE
  :134 | return DONT MAKE ME PLUZZ BEE J0R ASS LIEK THEAT CRACK3R NITRUS
  :135 | return SUMTIMEZ I SAIZ FUNNIZ STUPHS AN NIGGROX L0L @ MEEZ
  :136 | return DOOD, THAT GEEKGN00S GUY ELLIS IS ONE CRAZEE MOFO WITH THE GIFPASTE
  :137 | return IMMA G0ING TO FUQ U UPP COQFORBRAYN 
  :138 | return WHATEVR NIGJT
  :139 | return MAHAJAJAAJAJAJ U GNO LESBEENZ R BETTR THEN STR8 WEMEN CUZ U GET M0R AT WONCE
  :140 | return HOLEE CRAPFERMAIESTER
  :141 | return POPGOESTHAW3ASEL CUZ POP GOES THEWEEZLE CAUZ POP GOESTHE WEAZLE CUZ P0PP3D HIS CHARREE
  :142 | return U BITT3R SHUT UR MOUF U LITLE BUTTT CRRAAK NOZE FAGGGET LIL GHEY BOI
  :143 | return I KEEEP 0N WATCHN MY LIL BROTHAR CUZ HE TRYIGN TO STAEL MY FOOD AND I WILL DOO RAKSHSIHSI ON HIMM ADN HE WO0NT WAANT TI BAQ CUZ ITZ IN MIY AZZ
  :144 | return DEWDDD AOLTOOQUE OWNZ UR AZZFAGGITWITHBBKING KNOWWHATIMSYIN
  :145 | return HAHAAHAHAHSHAHSSHSAHSHASHASHASHAHSHAHSSJASJKAHSA HI!!!!!!!!!!112
  :146 | return JAMAL_1223 IS REELY A VIRUS PERSON DON'T AOL MESSIG HIM!!!
  :147 | return SISCO THEENKZ HEZ DA BOMB O SUMFIN PSSHAW SHANIQWA JAH RIGHT
  :148 | return HAHAHEHAA I LIEK DAT NEW SOGN THA TGOES LET MEH SEE JOOR DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG
  :149 | return WON TIEM AT KONCENTRATED ORANJE JOOZE KAMP I STUQ A DRADLE IN MY NOZE!!
  :150 | return HAHAAHZHA WHY DOO THEZE WHIT3 GUYZ TRY TO MESW WIHT ME CUZ I DRES SLIKE BUDY H0LY
  :151 | return DOOODZIE DID JOO SEE STEP BI STEPP LAZT NYTE?!!@#@3223
  :152 | return WON TIEM I SWISHED MY BROHTERZ B EEF JIRKEE WITH DAWG JIRKEY AND I FERG0T AND I ATE I TADN EYE HAD TEH RUNZ
  :153 | return HEEELP MEE PLEEEZZZ I TYPEDED /CON/CON AND IT SED IT WOOD UPL0D H4K3RZ TEWLZ TO MY BAWX BUT I T MADE MYE SKREEN BLEW
  :154 | return I SEE TEFLON ON AOL CUZ HE YOOZES AOL AND GOEZ ON EYEARESEEAND TRYZTO H4X3R EEVRY1
  :155 | return I WINT 2 BERGER KANG ADN EYE AXED FO A WOPPAH WIF SPESHCHUL SAWCE AND TEH GUY SED H3 MADED TEH SAUZE HYMSILF WIHT JIZJOOZE
  :156 | return YOO SO SKANDELUS GEENA SUPREME UR DA BIZZOMB BABAAY
  :157 | return YO! I AM OEN KEWL DOODE ADN PLZ ELCTROONIC MALE ME AT PIMP_123231DADDY_IS_COOL_212@AOL.COM PLZZZZZ TY!!!
  :158 | return HORK BJORK CORK A PORK A DORK A LORK IDJAAADJDJD WHAT?
  :159 | return I GOTZ A GNOO SKRIPT GUYZ I MADFE KAYOKAY? ´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ELI8T3R SKRPT BI DEESINK ·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸
  :160 | return HOWZ KAN I GIT 2 DOWNLOD 2 ME 4 NETBUS 2 HAKER TEH GIBSONZ
  :161 | return ANOOL SECKZ IS LIK3 WARM APPOOL PYE FRUM MC DONNOLDS
  :162 | return EYE WINT 2 MEHICO ADN EYE 8 A BEEN BUREETO WIF GRENE SHIZAT ADN I AXED WHUT IT WUZ ADN HE SED MARIEWANA
  :163 | return DIZZAM IZ TUFF DOIN AYEOHELL QUOTZ AT 11 PEE-EM!!!!!
  :164 | return EYE TINK I TURNEENG JAPANEZE I REEALY TINK SOW!!!!!!!11 -_- <0- JAPAANZEEE!!!Z
  :165 | return WORDF 2 JOOR MUFA HOMEE JEE WERD 2 THA BRAYN LOCKED 2 DA HED WESTSYDE TO HOMIE OK OK PLZZZ
  :166 | return LEWK1NG 4 11/YEER OLD GIRLIEZ TO BE MY GRILFREIND EYE SWARE EYM NOT A 50 YEER OLD PERVIRT
  :167 | return HELO THIZ IS AOEL STAFF WE LOST ARE DATUHBASE ADN WE NEED UR CREDET KARDZ AGIN FOR SEKURITEE PERPOSESZ
  :168 | return AT SKEWL SUM1 POOPD AWN TH3 FLOOR ADN I POKD IT WIF MY FENGIR ADN GOT SOME ORANJ SODA CUZ MY LIL SISTRE LIEKZ LITTEL MERMIAD
  :169 | return DU DU HAST DUHAS TMEECHDUDHAST MEECH RAMSTEINZ IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEWL
  :170 | return DUDE LIEK OH MAH GAWD BILLY TOTALEEY SED EYE WUZ SOOOO FIYNE N STUFF ADN I ALMOZT FAYNTED AND LIEK TOTALLY LIEK SEXY LIEK MEH LIEK WOW!
  :171 | return HAI SEKZI LADEIS LOOKEN 4 H0T DATE 4 THA PR0M PLZ NO FAT CHIKS OR MUNKEEZ
  :172 | return WARNRING! MEHICAN DETEKTED! U R BEING DEHPORTEDD!!1
  :173 | return MY MOMM MADDE MEH GHO TO ANTI-RACIZM KLAZZ AND I WUZ LIEK DUDE NIGGERZZZ SUK  YOU RASCHUL HONKEE
  :174 | return M/SG PRON4MEPLZ HAI DO U STIL GOTZ THAT PICSHOOR OF JAKA'S MOMMA
  :175 | return I G0T MIRCCOP AXXXESS ADN I WYLL FLODD JOO IF I MUZT
  :176 | return EYE DID IT CUZ 4 THA NOOKEE CUM ON CUZ THE NOOKEE CUZ LIMP BISCUIT IS DA BOMB!
  :177 | return WHIN ME N MAH GIRLFREIND W3RE D0ING IT SHI LEWKED AT MYE PENIZ  ADN PHARTED AND BOI DID IT STANK
  :178 | return I THANK BELL FRUM BEAUTEY AND TEH BEAZT SHOOD GIT NEKKID AND SEXK UP TEH CANDILHOLDR
  :179 | return FOR REELZ NIGGEROX
  :180 | return SHUQ UR MOUF UP NEEGEROX IMMA TRYN 2 WATHC JARRY SPRNGEER!
  :181 | return AITE YO WHOZ ST0LDED MAH FOOD STAMPZ
  :182 | return H4K3RZ PLEZ MESAGE ME IF U GOT NE H4KR PR0NO PASSWERDS
  :183 | return JOO KNOW BLAKJAQ_123 SEZ UR MOMZ A HAMMER!!!@#!@# GIFPASTENUGGETBEEYOTCHA
  :184 | return KOKOK OK PLZ HILP! EYE JIZT SYNED UP 4 AOL AND TELL ME HOW TO GET YOUVE GOT MAIL
  :185 | return HEHAHA DEWD JOOR AZZ LEWKS LIEK A GIFWAREZNUGGETSAQARATTAAQNUTSAQ
  :186 | return DEWDZ YO I GOTZ THA GN00 VERGIN UF AOL VERJIN 37133 HAX0R3R EDISHUN WITH GAMEZ!!!@#!111111/
  :187 | return JINNEFER CONNLEEY WUZ GIVEN TEETZ FORE WON REEZN, ADN IT WUZ"NT 2 KEAP DEM CUVERD UP!
  :188 | return MAH NAYBOO'RZ DOGG POPZ A PANK ROKET ON MHY LEG EVERYGIFPASTEROOMNUGGET DAY!!112
  :189 | return USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE WHAT
  :190 | return BIGH BIGH HAX0RBITSH
  :191 | return I WUZ PLAYING THE 1CE HOKEE AT SCHOOL AND THIS CHINEEESE GUY, LIKE OUT UF NOWEIR CHECKED MY IZ AZZ AND I HIT MY MOUF ON THE THINGY, NOW THE KIDS MAKE FUNN OF ME CUZ MY GRILL LOOKS LIKE A AFGAN
  :192 | return THE SAQPASTE IS 4 PARTS SUGER TOO PARTS GAY POWDER
  :193 | return I JUST BOUGHT 12 PEICES OF NIG-NUGGETS FRO 12.99
  :194 | return MIH DINGY IS HARDER THAN CHINEEESE ARITHMUHTICK
  :195 | return IF EYE SAW DA HAX0R OF THE REWM ID CHASE HIM DOWN WIFF A TANNIS RACKET
  :196 | return DOODS, GREEN GOOPS OOOZED FORM MY PENIX, SHOULD I BEE ALARMED???!!
  :197 | return WHERES THE CLITJUICEPASTE FOR ALL THA WAREZ GIF MOMUHZFUX ASS DOG KILLAH REWMZ?
  :198 | return MY BALLZ ARE SWEATY, MAKES ME HUNGRY FOR MACARONEE WIFF CHEEZ AND BACON
  :199 | return ONLEE DOSE LAMERS IN THE OPERSIZECOP KILLAH REWMZ USE HOMEKEYS
  :200 | return LEMME TAKE MY THANG AN STICK IT IN J0R C0QPIT
  :201 | return I ALWAYS BURN FLAPJAQPASTE ON THE STOVE AND MOMS ALWAYS YELLS AT ME "STOP DOING THAT BEPH0R YOU BERN DOWN THE TRAILER!" BUT I DONT LISSEN AND I TOL HER SHE WAS OBEEZE
  :202 | return MY PHREIN WENT TO THE GN00 POEKAYMON MEWVIE AND SAID HE BLOO CHUNNKZ AT THE SRCEEN
  :203 | return DAMB IS FUN TO PUT ARBEEQUEUE HONEYMUSTERDPASTE ON J0R LITTTLE MAN AND GO TO TOWN
  :204 | return DID SOMEBODEE SAID MICKDAWNOLDZ?
  :205 | return AHHHHHH HOW RELAXIG, JUSS KIXIN IT ON DA AOL WIFF MUH HOMEEEZ
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