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;# elito people who took time around 4 in the morning to make this:
;#   timbob  - nig rox!
;#   deesink - hi.
;#   cheezi  - who the fuck is this guy? 
;#
;# greets:
;#    #disowned - yeah, we're phearsum.
;#    hellish   - oldschool bish, and timbob's lover
;#    furii     - cuz he can
;#    jer-pimp  - the name says it all
;#    produkt   - ansi/ascii jedi
;#    camo      - the ghetto canuck
;#    dist      - much geek love
;#    JakieChan - MGCBUYG! fer life :( hail jefus and his pr0n.
;#    failure   - he's my daddy.
;#    ceelow    - eh
;#    treason   - the only black canadian on irc :)
;#    your mom  - without her none of this would be possible
;#
;#    instructions (true aolers need these):
;#          /aolsay - sends a random aol saying to the active query/channel
;#           /aolsv - advertises@!#$
;#   /aolmsg <nick> - sends a random aol saying to the <nick>
;#        /aoltopic - sets the topic to a random aol saying.
;#  /aolkick <nick> - kicks <nick> with a random aol saying!
;#       /aolunload - gets rid of me :(

alias aolsv { me is usin duh a0ln3W.mERK: $aol.msg | halt }
alias aolunload { unload -rs aolnew.mrc }
alias aolsay2 { say $aol.msg2 }
alias aolmsg { msg $1 $aol.msg2 }
alias aoltopic { /topic # $aol.msg2 }
alias aolkick { kick # $1 $aol.msg2 }
alias aol.msg2 { %aol.msg = $round($calc($r(5,1425) / 5),0) | goto %aol.msg 
  :1 | return HEH THIS GUY ON ICQ AKSED ME IF EYE WAS STRAIGHT OR GAY BUT EYE WUZ ALL LIEK, DONT ASK DONT TELL FAGGORAZZ
  :2 | return I LIKE TO STICK SHIT IT IN DA BUTTCOCKPIT AND SHITZ
  :3 | return OH SHIT GUYZ ILL BE BACK I GOTTA PISS!!!!
  :4 | return EYE OWN ALL DA BISHES WHO DONUT FEAR DA CAPZ LOCK
  :5 | return HAHAHHAHAH I JIST CLIQ NEWKERED JEWR HONKEE AZZ!@#$
  :6 | return I ALWAYS GET BANNED FROMM THE EMPEETHREE CHANNELS CUZ THEY DONT LIKE INSINK, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?
  :7 | return ALLRIGHT NEEGROX, GET YOUR FUXIN AZZES ON THE FLOOR, THIS IS A TAKEOVER HAHAHAHA!
  :8 | return THIS AZZHOLE WANNABE HAXOR BISH TRIED TO YEWZ MY ICQ AKOUNT BUT WAS IN THA BACKDOORSEEKRET HIDING PLACE
  :9 | return DONT WORRY YEWR MOIXTPANTIES I CAN HACKK OPS
  :10 | return MY PHREN JUAREZ IS ALL PIST CUZ THESE PPL KEEP USIN HIS NAME IN THOSE KRAD CHANNELS
  :11 | return EYE FUXED YEWR MOM WIFF MY SOX ON
  :12 | return SUK ON MY CHOKLATE SALTEE BALLZ
  :13 | return HAHAHA THEY WER PHOR REAL NIGROX ON IRC?
  :14 | return OH GOD THAT PHART FUCKIN REEEKS LIKE ARBEEQUEHONYMUTSERD
  :15 | return SUMPIN VERY HOMOSEXJEWAL IS AT A LARGE
  :16 | return I SAW THIS NIGGROX TALK SHIZIT TO WEBBA ON #CANUCKZH00FUX. WEBRA IZ DAMN BIG YEW GNO?
  :17 | return EYEM BLACK YALL, AND DATS A PHACKT YALL, TRY TO TAKE MY WAREZ ILL TAKE IT BAX YAWL
  :18 | return HEH MY GIRLPHREN IS A FATASS HIPHOPANONAMOUS
  :19 | return SOREE GUYZ, I BUXEDABIGNUT ON MY CAPS LOKK KEE!!!!!!! HHEH
  :20 | return STANKAZZPOOPWATER SPLASHED ON MY AZZ NIG RODX!
  :21 | return STR8 PFRUN DA MUH FUKIN STREET CORNER
  :22 | return YOU CRAZY LIEK DAT ONE NUGROX JEWVINILE
  :23 | return STOPP SCOROLLING BISHASSNIGRUXS I CANT SEE!@#$
  :24 | return HEH EYE GOT INTO AN ARR RATED FLIXWITHNEKKID CHIX
  :25 | return DOOD I BET LIKE MERKSKRIPT HAX0RS GET LAYED ON DEMAND LIKE BISH, SUKC MY COCK, AND BEWM!
  :26 | return BECUZ I AM AH REBLE I WILL BE MAD ICECOOLER!#@$
  :27 | return HAHAHA YEW ONLY WHIZH YEW CAME FROM DALNET!
  :28 | return GOD DAMMIT YAHHO PAGER SHUTDOWN MY MODEMICQ ISP CONXION
  :29 | return MY DAD WORX AT MERCROSOFF BISHASSPOSEUR, OK SO HE CLEANS TOYLETBOWLZ THER, BUT WHO CARES?
  :30 | return FUCK! THAT WOMIN HAD HER THAT GURLZ OTHER ARM IN HER COQPIT?
  :31 | return PHEWLZ, POKYMON IZ BYE PAHR THE KRADEST AREPEEGEE IN THE WERLD
  :32 | return THIS KID FORM SKELW HAS A CDRBURNER WIFF MAD JUAREZ SEEDDES NUTZ ON YER EYE
  :33 | return HAH YEW THOT EYE WAS INKAHOOTZ WIFF DA IRC-COPS?
  :34 | return DONT DOWNLADO ISEEKYOU ITS A VIRUSCONSPEARASEE WIFF TROJAN PERFOLAKTICS
  :35 | return STARBUX SERVS COLIO CRAQFRAPACHINO WIFF FROTHEE WHIT JIZZCREME STUFFS ON TOP
  :36 | return EH I FOUND NIKIHOLE PR0N ON GEEKNEWZ CHEX IT OUT!
  :37 | return IN YEWR HONESS OPENYUN, WOULD YOU SAY THAT LINUS OR REDHAT IS BETTER IN WINDOES?
  :38 | return STOP TALKIN NIGGRUIX I KANT CONCENTRATED ORGNEJEWCE AT THIS PR0N
  :39 | return I HERD THAT OLDEARNER FONSEXED ON EYEPARTYEE
  :40 | return IT MAKES ME THINK THERS A FBIAGENTFED WATCHING THE CHAN, I HATE PIGS AND THER STOOPID LITTLE INCOQNEATO DESKIZES
  :41 | return M/SG JENNI` SO ARE YEW REALLY NEKKID?
  :42 | return THE QWIQRPIQRUP0R
  :43 | return TALKIN SHIT LIKE YEW WERE MYNAME THE HAX0R, PFFFFFFT!!!!!!!11
  :44 | return WHUS THE PASSOWRD TO EMPEETHREE LEECHREWMS?
  :45 | return HAHAHAHA LAFFING AT YEWR OWN JOKES IS LAME! HAHAAHAHA
  :46 | return MY DAD KIXED MY ASS CUZ HE SED I WUZ DUMBASS FOR LAFING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN
  :47 | return MAN FAILJEWR CALLED MY HOUZ AN LEFFED A MSG ON MY MACHIEN AND MY MOM GOT ALL PIST CUZ I GAVE HIM OUR NUMBER :(
  :48 | return QUIT FLINGUNG SECKZPACKEX AT ME YOU EEVUL IRC WARRIOR PEPLE
  :49 | return IF ANYONZ GOT ANY OF DAT ELITE PORN0SHIZWAREZ LEECH OFFRING LET ME GN0!
  :50 | return ITZ ALL ABOUT THE PENDEUMS LEIK DAT CRAZEE PUNXAZZ WERD AL YANKOVVISH
  :51 | return FUXING XDCC LIST OFFERING?
  :52 | return EYE IDD IT AL FOR THE NEWKIE
  :53 | return HEH HE SED GETAWFMYBEEOTCH!!!
  :54 | return HRM THAT LEWKS ALFUL LOT LIKE JIZZZSPRAYBENOKCA TOO ME!
  :55 | return STOP FUCKIGN MSGSING MER YOU AOLWEANERPOONTANTGPIEEATING BISHDS
  :56 | return DONT MAKE ME START BANNUNG NIGGROX YEW KGN0 ITS NOT PRETTY WHEN EYE DO
  :57 | return HAH EYELL PUT THE SMACKDOWNONYOURRODDYPOOCANDEEAZZ LIEK THAT BISHASS NIGGRUX ROCKYMUIAVIDA!@#$
  :58 | return FINALYT THAT STOOPID SAQSPEWGEDIQMUNTCHER STOPED
  :59 | return HAHAHA HE FORGET THAT EYEM EREET WITH KRADSAQ STOMPING SKILLS!!!!
  :60 | return I WENT INTO KEENKOS AND STAPLED MY HAND TO THE TOADREWNPAPPER CLIQ!
  :61 | return WE NEED A FUXKIN BUTTLOAD OF ASS NUGGEX FOR THES SHIZIT!
  :62 | return J00 AR JUS SAYING THAT IN HOPES OF GETTING ME INTO THE SAQ EYEM NOT STOOPID YOU CLEVERSAQTHEIF!
  :63 | return SHIT I VOMITED OUT UF MY NOSE
  :64 | return OH GROSS I PHARTED AND MY AZZ IS WEHT!
  :65 | return DAMN NIGGRUX YOU TAKE SHITZ QWIQ!
  :66 | return SUP IN DA REWN SAQPUNTCHERS?
  :67 | return HAHA I THINK MY LEFT NUTSAQHOLDER IS EMPTY!
  :68 | return ANYTHING IS FUNNY WHEN YEWR UP AT PHOR A EM ON EYEARTESEE HAHAAHHAAHH SEE!@
  :69 | return SET JOO NIGGRUXPUNXAZZ BACK SOS I KAN TEL YOU!
  :70 | return JOO FUXIN CRZEE ASS HONKEZASSVOMITSAQS!
  :71 | return JOO MUSS SAVE BEPHOR IT WILL GOTO THE DOGSHITREWNWIFF ARBEEESAUCE ON TOP!
  :72 | return RAMMENNOODLES ARE THE FUCKIN BOMBAZZNIGGRUXFEWD!
  :73 | return STOP IT SCORCHIOCRABBYOAZZ!
  :74 | return WHIRDTEWYEWRMOMZ IT OWNZ ALL!
  :75 | return EYE GN0 MIRC PLUZ PLUZ SO BAQ OFF MUH SAQ WIFF ROQ IN SOQ!
  :76 | return FUQ ALL JOO HORZ IM GONNA EAT A MOZZARELLACHEEZSTIQ!
  :77 | return HAHA DONT MAKE ME BAN J0R ASS AGIN!
  :78 | return HAH YEW WER OBISLY CONFUSED WITH THE PART ABOUT SLIQSPEWGEIANREWNOFCOWZDOGHSIZASS, CORREK?
  :79 | return IT PIZZES ME AWF WHEN I SEE ALL THESE NIGGRUX TALKING SHIT ABOUT BLEWBALLSPOKEMON, I MEAN WHUZ THE BIG DEAL?
  :80 | return EYE PEWT MY DIQ IN A SOQ FOR MAXIMUM JIZZ CLEANUP
  :81 | return WHY DOES IT SEAM LIKE EYEM THE ONLY NIGGRUX TALKING?
  :82 | return HAHA ONLY JEFUS KAN SAVE BAYBESEALS WIF TOOFPASTE IN DASAQUFPUNXAZZ!
  :83 | return DO YEW GOTZ AN JAMERAWKI EMPEATHREZ?
  :84 | return HAHAH I HAVENT SEEN THAT NIGGRUX PHOR A LONGASSED TYME!
  :85 | return HEH EYE DINT KNOW THAT GORGE MIKAL DID A LIMPBIZKIT SONG
  :86 | return STIQ IT IN DA COQPIT WIFF MIRCLE WHIP AN SKWEEZ BUTR
  :87 | return NO NO NO, A GERBIL IS NOR ASSCOMPARTMENT SHOPERZ ONLY
  :88 | return WHOA DID ANYWON ELS SEE THAT BIGASSSFUX NETSPLIT JUST HAPPEN TO THE FUNFACTROT CHANEL?
  :89 | return EYE GN0 INDESTAN J0R EKREET AOLSPEEK SAY AGIN?
  :90 | return I THINK MY DIQ IN GNNA FALL OFF FORM RADIATION FROM MY SACNNER PIC THAT I SENT TEW THAT FETHOSREWNSEX LADY
  :91 | return FUCK I PIST ON MY HAND WHEN I WAS IN THE SHITTER
  :92 | return NO, J0O MUSS MAKE ME ELITE GRFX NIGGRUXS
  :93 | return EYEM BLAQER THAN PATRIQ YEWING
  :94 | return I GOTZ RAPS TO BUSS PHOR YAWL!!!
  :95 | return GODDAMITYERNSPEWGEINIMYCHEERIOS@%$
  :96 | return I YEWS PERFORLAQTIQS WHEN I FUK BITCHES WIFF FLOPPYDISQLOOSEASSHOLES!
  :97 | return YEWZ THE PHORCE LEWK!
  :98 | return MICKMAN KIXED THE SHIZIT OUTTA STONECOLD ON RAWSAMCKDOWNWARZOME TOGNITH!
  :99 | return HOLY SHIT THAT LOAD SHOT LIKE A COQROQIT WHEN I BUXTED A NUT!
  :100 | return I LIKE BOBIN FOR TURDBUGGEX IN THE COMMODESHITER
  :101 | return OUCH NIGGERUX TRHAT FUCKIN HURTEDEDED
  :102 | return I MITE RAWLF AFTER SEEING THAT PIC OF THAT OLDLADIES BROWNEYE ON THAT DOODS COQHEADWIFFJIZZUM
  :103 | return SUP YAWL PIZZIMP IN DA HIZZUOSE!
  :104 | return IZ DIER ANY PIMPZ UP IN DIS BEEOTCH?
  :105 | return DEWD YEWR FUXIN GRILE IS HIT
  :106 | return I GOT MY SAQ PEERSED CUZ ALL THOSE AZZNUGGEX ON TEEVEE
  :107 | return HAHAH THAT WOOD ROOL IF
  :108 | return OLD MACDONALD HAD A PHARM MAKE EM SAY UH WHER MUH DOGZ AT?
  :109 | return I THINK I JUST SHITMYSELF!
  :110 | return I RUBBED MY BALLSAQ AND IT SMELLS LIKE SWEATY FATBIXASS BUTT LINT
  :111 | return WHY MUST WE FIGHT ALL THE TIME DAMMIT RODKNEEKING SAYD TI BEST
  :112 | return REPEAT WHUT YOU SAID I WAS ON THE SHITTER, HEH
  :113 | return THIS ONE TIME MY FREIND WHO DUZENT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE INTERNET CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND I SHOWED HIM A PITCER OF THIS GUY HOLDING HIS ASSHOLE OPEN WHILE BENDING OVER AND I SWEAR YOU COULD SEE HIS KIDNETS, ANYWAY, MY FRIEND MADE VOMIT ALL OVER MY CAPET AND BOY DID IT SUX
  :114 | return LEGOMYEGGO BITCHAZZ!!!!
  :115 | return QUIT MAKING SMILIEZ AT ME YOU HAPPYAZZ DONKEE PUNCHER!
  :116 | return WHUT UP WHUT UP TO ALL THE GANGSTER NIGGUXGANGCAPPEELAS INDAHIZZOUSE!!!!!
  :117 | return THEY CALLZ ME DA BIG WHEELA CAP PEELA CUZ I SHOOT PEEPUL, HEHEHEHE!
  :118 | return MAN, MY FUXIN GIRLFRIND, THAT FATSTANKYAZZ KANT GIBE HEAD SO GOOD, SO LIKE I CONSTANLY HAVE BLEWBALLS WHICH SUKX
  :119 | return THIS ONE TIME I STUCK MY ROD IN MY GIRLFRINDS AZZ, AND WHEN I PULLED IT OUT THERE WAS BROWN STUFF ON MY DICK, BUT SHE SUCKED IT ANTYWAY!
  :120 | return CUZ WHEIR ELATE, DONT JEW GN0, NUGGEROX?
  :121 | return EYE WANNA BEA BALLER, WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR, WIFF BACKSETBALL RIMS ON DA IMPALLA
  :122 | return SUMTIMES MY MOM LEAFS HER TAMPONS IN THE TOILER
  :123 | return HAHHHAHA YOU JUST SAID HERTZ!
  :124 | return POUND MY SAQ IN DA BAQ OF JEWR CLIT SAQ ATTAQ OF THE KILLER KIWIFRUITS!!!!!
  :125 | return DONT MAKE ME STICK IT UNINYA
  :126 | return FUQ ALL DAT SHZIIT, EYEM A HARDAZZNIGGRUX FOR ALL YOU BUSTA AZZ AOLERZ!
  :127 | return IT SADENS ME WHEN THEY TALK SHIZIT LIEK THAT :(
  :128 | return YEWR STOOPID! MY MOM YEWZD TO FUCK THAT MILKMAN SO LIKE I KNOW HOW MUCH A GALLON OF BUTTERMILQ COSTED, AXE FAILJWER
  :129 | return HOLD ON NIGGERUX LET ME SAVE THIS SHIZIT FOR MYAZZSAKE!
  :130 | return WHUT DA FUQ IS UP JOR AZZ LAYTELY, DAYEM
  :131 | return I SMOKED WEED WIFF THIS QUY ON THE CORNER NOW IM ALL FUXED UP AND I CANT STOP EATING SHIT
  :132 | return HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA YOU DUM BASTERD! A BUTTPLUG IS PHOR STOPING THE SHIZIT!!!
  :133 | return SETTLETUFCKDOWNNIGGERUX!
  :134 | return HAAHA TOSSMYSALADWIFFSYRUP!
  :135 | return I HERD HE GOT BUTTRAPED IN PRISON FOR HAXING THAT GOVERMENTCHEEZFACTORY
  :136 | return WHATTHEFUCK? HAHAHAHAAAHAHHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
  :137 | return THE KIDS AT MY SKEWL YEWZ AOL BUT IM ALL LIKE, DOODERZ EYESEEKYOU OWNS YAHOOPAGER TIMES TEN ASSFUX
  :138 | return ONE MORE TIME FOR ALL THE NIGGRUXS IN DA HOUSE!!!!
  :139 | return PROPZ TO VINALLA ICE CUZ HE CAN SING *-/\PLAY MUSAK HERE=(&*^* ICE ICE BAYBE
  :140 | return FUZUQ EYE SEE KEW CUZ AOL ROQZ AND ROOLZ THERE CLITSAQNEEGRUX CHATROOMZ
  :141 | return HHE I UZED TO TAKE THA SHROT BUSS TO SKEWL, BUT I PAST THE FORTH GRADE AFTIR LYKE 5 TRYZ CUZ MY MOMMEEE SEZ 'IM SPESCHUl
  :142 | return DOOD DIDJOO SEE JENNIFUR LUV HEWIIIT ON TEH AOL CHATROMZ LAST NIHGT
  :143 | return DOOD FUQNUQGIVEAWAQJAQSAQ NOWWAY12123
  :144 | return HHH0H0HH0H000H00H?()H809H0H0 YOU HAVE BEEN NETBUSSSED BI TEH BEZT ON AOL ROOMZ
  :145 | return DIDJOO SEE THAT NUTSAQPATTYWAQ TRY TO IPMRESONSATE SELYNE DEYON CUZ EVERY1 GNOZ TAHT TEH REEL WON SAYS :WORD UP F00DAWG!'
  :146 | return IH CANT BEILVE ITZ NOT BUYTTER SPRAY
  :147 | return WHUT ^ HOMEEZ DIDJOO WANNAA GO HAXOR3 A GIBSON CUZ I JUZT WATCH TEH MOVEI 'HACKERS1"
  :148 | return EEVERY1 GNOZ IM' MOER SMAERTEST THAN JIMMYWALKER_6942069
  :149 | return I JUZT FARTID ADN JIZZUM JIST CAME OTU OF MY BUTTSAQ
  :150 | return DUNTMAQMEBUZTOWTWIFNOSPACEZCUZJOOWYLLGETROOLEDLIKEANUTSAQPATTYWAQGIVEADOGABONE
  :151 | return MAH GRFX WILL ROOLED JOO CAUZE I GOT THA MS PAINT UPGRADE BOI
  :152 | return JOO AER NOT KEWL UNLISS YOO PEE J00R PANTZ
  :153 | return DIDJOOGET THATY MESSAGE FROM SUZY_431781234 SHE SAYZ IM THE CUETSET MC HAMMER OF THIM AL
  :154 | return KAN NSEE THA CONECNTOIN I HAVE 2 U UNDERSATND YOO SHOOL'DNT PIZ OF MY FREIND S AND THAT NEX TIME I MAY NOT 2 B SO NICE AND JSUT TAQYOUR NUTSAQ BLAQJAQ OUT 4 GEWD HOW'ED TYOU LIKE A GIOOD SMURFIN CAUSE DUN MAQ ME BUST OUT A OH L STYLE AWN J00R NEGRUX AZZ NO I DID'ENT THINK SO
  :155 | return WER GONIN 2 STIQ OUR SUB7S UP YER BAQORFIS B-FOR J00 KAN FEEL OUR /<4'+' - |^/-\|) WRAHT
  :156 | return DAMB IZ KEWLOI TO CHATZ ON THE AOL CUZ I KAN TAKL W/ITH BLAQJAQ_102381 PHROM DA OTHER ROOM
  :157 | return HOLY SHIZNAT BATDEWD JOO ROOLED DEM
  :158 | return I TRYED OUT EYESEE KEW VERGIN BETA BUT I DIND;T LIEK IT CAUZE IT DI'DNT HAVE 37113 AOL FLUUDDERZ
  :159 | return I LIEK MILK
  :160 | return I AM WON KEWLOI DOOD
  :161 | return DIDJOO HEER B'OUT THAT 37173 EM PEE THREE GITUR CALELD LIEK NAPPY ER SOMFIN
  :162 | return MUSS BEE YER SEPLLENG CUZ I EM NO CUMPRENDAY
  :163 | return HOHAOHOAHOAHOHAHA I JUST WINNUCKED DIS FEWLIO FROM ANOTHER CHATROOMZ
  :164 | return NE GRLZ GOT PICZ
  :165 | return U AL SACK TEH IZRAYUL CHATZ R MUTCH BITTER
  :166 | return MI FIRZT EREKSHUN WUZ CAUSD BI BONDAGE
  :167 | return NE1 GOTZ NE AMISH PR0N
  :168 | return STELTH BRAED IZ KEWLIO FEWLIO
  :169 | return HIH ANY CAN TEECH MI HOW 2 TYPE OTHER PPLZ MSG OUT ON TEH SKREEN TANX
  :170 | return NE1 GN0S NE SEKRETZ OF WINBLOWS 3.1
  :171 | return WUT DA MEENIN OF BOUNCERZ PLZ
  :172 | return WUT IZ EFNAT
  :173 | return KAN NE1 GIB MEH CREDIT CADR NUMBRE PLZZZ I REELY NEEED IT IZ DEER NE2 WHOO KAN HILP ME
  :174 | return DIS CHAT IZ BORNGI I WIL HAXED EVERYBUDY IN THIZ GIFPASTENUTSAQ REWM FEW
  :175 | return I WILZ GHO 2 J00R H0M3 TOUHC TEH AZZ TO YOR SIZTER AND TEHN GHO 2 SWEEP
  :176 | return HOW THA FUQZUZNUTJAQ DOJOO STEEL MP3ZZ
  :177 | return HEH I NEDZ TO STAWP EATIN GOLDFISH
  :178 | return KAN SUM1 SEND ME THE FUZZAFUQIN INTERNAT?
  :179 | return IF U R EGYPTION OR FRENCH ...EMAILZ ME NOW PLZ
  :180 | return THA ORANGE OR BANNNNA OR MUZZERFUQQIN SUMFIN PEOPLE MAQ DAT WIRED LITLE BUBBLY MASHINE WIF COLUORZ
  :181 | return CAN YOO HAZACK MUH FRENDS CHEATING GIRLFREIND PASS FRO HOTMALE PLZZZ TOMMYGIRL420@HOTMAIL.COM MY FREIND I THINK SHE OS DATNIG MY BF
  :182 | return DIDJOO HEER BOUT DAT MIRC OP ON THIS WIRED AZZ NEW CHATREWMZ
  :183 | return FUQ DIDJOO HEAR BOUT DAT GNOO JUAREZ REWMQUAFF IT HAZ ALL THREEE ZORK NIMSESS
  :184 | return DEWD JOOR GIFPASTENUGGETAZZ WIL NIVER BELEVE WHAT JOO KAN PIQ OUT OF J00R EAR
  :185 | return EYE WIL UZ0R MIE WINNUKE95 DOTEXE TEW GIT R0T ON J00R SRVER
  :186 | return EYE YAM 331331
  :187 | return D00D DUN MAQ ME D0WNLOAD WINNUCK VIRSHUN 37731 AND NUX0R J00
  :188 | return LEWKING FOOR EXTREEME HAX0R 2 BEE MY MENT0R OF THA EJEET WAYZ OF THE FUQQINMUZZAGIFPASTE FORSE
  :189 | return HOW DIDJOO FIND MEH IN MAH SEKRUT NUTSAQBLAQJAQ ROOMJEWCE
  :190 | return I ALWYZ WANTUD 2 SAY HI TO SUM1 BUT SUM1 NEVER SAID HI BACK SO I SED HI NEWAYZ AND I ATE SOME NUGGETSAQ PB ADN JAY
  :191 | return WHOO HALF THA PROPRGAM ICQ
  :192 | return DEWD I JUZT SAWQ MUH DAD ON TEH WWW HE WUZ AT HTTP:??WWW.GOATSE.CX
  :193 | return I LIEK LITLLE KIDDIEZ
  :194 | return ITZ MY SEKRUT REWMJUICE ON DA AOL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 4 U
  :195 | return I JUZ GAWT DIS THIGN HOW CUM I CANNOT UNDRESTADN WHUT J00R ALL SAYIN THIS IZ THE CHAT RIGHT HELLLLLOOOOOO MUZZAFUQ
  :196 | return EYE SUCK GARDCORE
  :197 | return HIHG IDJIT HAB AH DUBM QUESTOIN
  :198 | return DAMB I JIZ TYPDE 11120 WPM BUT THEN I TEWK MY FASE OF THA KEYBORDE
  :199 | return SPILL YOO WRONG
  :200 | return MMMMM MP3 SO EYE KAN HEER ITZ ONE MORE TIME IN THAT GIFPASTEMUDDAFUQQINNUTSAQPATTYWAQ REWMJOOZE B 4 PUT PENCILZ UP TO MY EYEZ ADN PUND MY FASE N TEW TEH DESK
  :201 | return HOW DIJOO MAQ A URL
  :202 | return QWHY DO'SENT NUCKING WERK IN THA REWM
  :203 | return I SAW AYE GRL ON THE WWW WITH HIR POOZIE JEWSE SPREDING AWN DIS GUYZ ROD THINGAMAQUAFF
  :204 | return I M KOREAN BOI
  :205 | return HI, EYE HALF A PLAYBOY PASSWORD I NED A PENTHOUSEMAG PASSWORD
  :206 | return ANY1 KN0W QHEWRE I KAN HAK DA SEVRER 4 DA FBI ADN GIT SUM BLAQSAQJAQNAD PUCSHURS FOR THE FIL35 ON DA PPPLZZ ADN GIT DER P4Y CHEKZ
  :207 | return NE OF J00 33131 HAXOERSZ WANTZ 2 HELP A PHORMAKAPZ PHRO-MO NEWBEE TO BECUM 331331
  :208 | return Y0 MY HOMEEZ HEWK A NIGRUZX UP WIF DA WAREZ SHIZNAT OR A WHILL GO PHROMOFORMIKAPZNATBLAQSAQ STYLEE ON J00R BLAQSAQ AZZ
  :209 | return DEWD IZ NOT KEWLI0 TO HOLD A LIHGTER ^ 2 J00R PENIZ WHYLE CUMMING
  :210 | return IM BI, R WE FREINDZS
  :211 | return SHEYIIT JOOZ AINZT COOL IF OUY HCEKC JOO SPELLIONG N STUFZ
  :212 | return IM A A SALVO, DO U HALF NE 11 SENT PEEZES U KAN SPAREE
  :213 | return QWHQY IZ IT WHIN EYE GHO 2 THA BAFROOM AND MASTERBAIT RED STFU CUMZ OUT AND IT HURTZ WHIN I FUQ MY NUT SAQ IN A GOATAZZZZZZ
  :214 | return AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOPZZZZ I WUZ TESTIGN MY GNOO KEYBORDE
  :215 | return DIDJ AMERKANZ SH00TID IRAWQ?
  :216 | return EYE JIZZED OPNED A PROGRMA WIF AN INVISABLE ICON ADN IT DELTEDDD ITSELF I DUN GNOW WHUT IZ IT PLZZ HLP MEE GIFNUGGETBLAQSAQ POUR FAV0UR
  :217 | return I EM REELYZ LEWKING FRO DOS SUM1 PLZZ SEND THREW EMALI OR TILL ME WARE EYE CAN GIT IT PLZ 37361 JUAREZ 2 TRADEE
  :218 | return HIH MY NAME IZ AHMED JURANT # 1 OF 100 I AM 8 YRZ OLD ADN I EM AN INDO-AUSTRALLINAN JOO
  :219 | return NEEGRYX DUN FUZUQ WIF ME I GOT DAT POWA OF J00R MOMMAZ BLAQJAQBUTTSAQ WINNUCK995.EXE
  :220 | return QHAT IZ A LAMER IZ IT SUM KIND OF AMINALLS
  :221 | return TILL ME HOW 2 HAZACK BU DONUT HACK ME UP SIDE
  :222 | return JOO BEZT SEND MEH THA NEW EDISHUN OF AOL ISNTANT MSSANGEER OR EYYE WILL FUZUQ JOOR AZZCLITNIGGRUXSAQ UPPSIDE DOWN AND EYZ WILL BE SAYIN ;WOOLD JOO LEIK FRYZ WIF DAT]
  :223 | return MY MOMME SEX IM KEWLIO
  :224 | return IZ DAMB KEWLIO TO TRICKZ LITTLZ GIRLS TO PRETEND TO BE J00R 13 AND GIT 12 YAER OLDZ
  :225 | return EYE CANNTNOT TIE MYE OWN SHEWZ BUT I CAN YEWSE AOLLLL
  :226 | return WOAH MY DAD SEZ AOL IZ DA BAWMB CUZ HE GOTZ 24 HUOR AXSESS TEW ALL DA PYRO BEASTIALITY KIDDIEZ PR0N HE WANTZ
  :227 | return I FOUND PICZ OF MAN GETTINGZ RAPPPED BY GOATZ
  :228 | return HAHHZHAHSHAHS I GOTZ TEH UPGRAED FRO MODEM 2 TEE THREE
  :229 | return AT MUH GRAMMMAZ I G0TZ DIS L33T000 J=HACKZERS TOOL CLALLED IE4
  :230 | return SUPZ 337316 HAX0R3 Z BUSTIN DA ILL SHIZNINATANAT
  :231 | return REMEMBER WHIN I SAW J00R MOM IN DA SHOWER ADN I SAW POOZEE JEWCE DRIPPING FROM THAT HAIR MUDDAFUQQGIFPASTENUTSAQ
  :232 | return D00D KAPZ LOQ ROOLZ
  :233 | return FUQ DEWDDD JOOR ASSCLIT IS MINE
  :234 | return SHUQ THA FUQ WHAT SHANIQWA J00R AS IS GOIN IN DA SOUP DEW JOOOR
  :235 | return 11/M/MMILAYZ/LIKES TOYZ, GAMZES, KARTEWNZ AND DISNEEY MEWVIES
  :236 | return J00R MY FRIEND, ONLINE CAUZE BECUZ
  :237 | return DIDJOO SEE DAT HOMIEZ BUST A GAT ON DA SKEWLIO
  :238 | return I SAW MY MOM LEWKING AT PICSHURES ON DA WEB BUT I AXED HER WHAT IT WAS SHE SAID PYRONECROBEASTIOPHILIA AND I WUZ LIKE DUBBLE YEW TEE EF IZ DAT
  :239 | return IZ DA BAWMB IZ SO BAWMB IS DAMB KEWLIO FELWIO JEAH
  :240 | return MI FREIND SIAD IT WUZ KEWLL TO STIQ J00R NUTSAQBNLAQJAQ MIDLDEL FINGRE INTO J00R BUMH0LE KNOWHWATIMSAIYING
  :241 | return Y U A TIGHT VERJIN
  :242 | return I EM DN'OT GEWD EN ENGLSHI
  :243 | return WHUT DA JAQSAQBUQFUQ ARE JOOO SAYIN
  :244 | return EYE SHOT MY BROHTER WIF A BB GUN
  :245 | return MY 17 YR OLD BROTHER CAN ONLEE BINCH PREZ 105 AND HE HAZ BIG MUSTLES
  :246 | return I AM NOOT A NEWBIE BUT CAN JOO LEARN ME SUM
  :247 | return I QWANT TO HOTMALE
  :248 | return JOO SHOOLD HEER MEH I SOWND LEIK PEE WEE HERMAN
  :249 | return HELP MY MOM IZ
  :250 | return NE GNOZ HOW 2 MAEK PIEP BAWMBZ THEY GHO TO MY SCKEWL
  :251 | return MY M0M WISTLEZ AT MEH WHIN EYE BEND 0VER
  :252 | return YESSSSSS I MAED A KNEW FREIDN
  :253 | return HI GOT ON INTRENET EYE YOOZ AOL SUM1 IM ME SHOW ME HOW TO HAX0R
  :254 | return LIEK JEAH, IM HAK3R, DEWDZ
  :255 | return WHUTZ IZ DIS GIFJAQPASTESAQ EYE ARE SEE THINGAMADOINK
  :256 | return I SEEN A HAXKERS ON TV SO EYE G0T A PC TO BECOME 31773
  :257 | return MUH CHEZI WIZ RAN OUT FUX MAN EYE HAD DUH LOW DOWN WIT MUH G/F AND WE WUZ GUNA USE IT TO EAT.. CHEZI ND DUH CRACK ERZ FER DUH NIGGXR0XT00MUHH0US31NDUHD4YL1GHT
  :258 | return MUH NIG ROX YER SOX AND YOU SUX MUH DIX NIG UHH! AND YOU CAN SUX MUH ASS TIL EYE FUX YOU INN DUH EAR FOR TWO HRS INA ROW HEH BIA TCH NIG R0X TIM BOB ASS HOR INN DUH POO SHT ASS FUX MOO DOO ROO DEE POO ASS THE ROK OWN YER AZZ NUX TIL EYE FUX ORR INN DUH ASS HOL SHI ATE UND ERR WAR INN MUH PNT IES ALL WET AND RDY FOR MUH BIG OLE COK AND BLS WIF BCN CHZ WIZ IFF YOU SOO PLZ DWN ONN YER KNZ AND MUH MOM SEZ DNT FOR GET TOO OPN YER AZZ FOR THE DIX UFF DUH RUF RYD ERZ
  :259 | return HAH DOUD EYED JZT LAWKD UP BRTKNEE SPRZ UN DE LICKOS ND EYE FUND DUH PENIX
  :260 | return OMG HUHHUH! EYE JUSTA FUND DUH FATEX4.035065x20x0435 v3.0 FER ICQ+AOL+YAHEW-ELITO-SRCH-HAX0R-WIT-DUH-MUTA-LOD-PR0N0MUHDCKINUHBIG0RASSD3N3Y3H4V30FUCKWHUTWUZ3Y3S4Y1N?
  :261 | return 4B1G4SSCH33KH4S4C00LCR4CK,3Y3SM0K31T4LLD3T1M3D0NTCH3WUND3RST4ND?S0NUF4B1SH3Y3C4NTB3L13V3D340L+1CQB1SH3ZT0Z3DMUH3L1T04CC0UNT1MGUN4J1ZZ4LL0VADUHG1BS0N,WH3N3Y3L34RNH0WT3WJ1ZZ:(
  :262 | return EYE RUN DUH LOD SO FER MUH L-E-TNESS UND G0 FUX MUH FATA UNTL EYE FEL DE ASS0R P4N
  :263 | return AH FUX STVE CAS HE SHULD GIV DUH COMPKNEE TO MUH FILTEE NIG R0X ASS CUZ I LUV DEEZ BLCK PPL, I 0WN DUH 4 OF DEM! I NOW WUT TIZ L1K3! B1SH 4ZZ!
  :264 | return DAT BIL GTZ FUL 1NVT3D MUH 1CKY NUT LUV1N S0N 00F A C0K 4ASS T0 D1ND1N AN EYED STOL DUH SCRT PUSS.. ER PASS TO DUH H4X0R1F1C JU4R3Z S1T3 F3R M4CZ
  :265 | return DUH 4ASS T00K MUH DIK! EYE DUNT KNEW WEAR IT WW3NT!!!
  :266 | return SH1T D1Z 8BULL SH1Z4 N1GG4 1S 3L33T0 CUZ DUH WUREZ IZ 0N DUH PL3NT1 S1DE F3R MUH H0M3YZ
  :267 | return SH1T4SSF|_|CKZ0R1NDUH4SST1LLDUH4SSBL33DZ4NDMUHN0S3DR1PSW1TCUM
  :268 | return DUH PHR0Z3N CR3W G0T M3 4N ASZ CR4CK FUR MUH BUTT1CZ, SH1T M4N 3Y3 DUNT KN0W WH3R3 3Y3 4M!
  :269 | return HOE HOE HOE 3Y3M DUH BL4CK ELITO S4NT4 JUZZIT INTIM3F3R CHRIZMAZZZ SH1T 3Y3 DUNT HAV DUH PREZENTZ FUR MUH HOM3YZ, I GIVVA JIZZA INSTEADUH NIGGGUH
  :270 | return D0UD D1D J3W H3R3 BUT DEE N1G3R4CH1 1Z DUH B3ZT P3ANIST 1N DUH BIZNEZZ
  :271 | return SUP, NIGGA, YO, WHERE DUH NIGGA CHANZ, WHERE MUH HOM3YZ AT, EYEM FRUM AOL AND I AM DOWN WIT DUH H0MEEEYZ, SO TEL ME WHERE DUH NIGGZ AT AND WE ROX A PARTY ON YER STOOP, G.
  :272 | return FUCKZ, EYE JUZ SH1T MUH PENTZ
  :273 | return WHUTZ DIZ SH1T BOUT P1GZ 0N IRC JEW SHUW ME DUH P1GGIZ AND EYE WILL BUST A NUTT0R UN ALL OF DEM BEHUEHAHAHEHAFUXNUTRUXPUXNUXLODJGAMUHNGA
  :274 | return EYE WUNT TEW FUX0R TAT CH1X N4M3D 0L34ND3R!@#$ SH3Z DUH H0T3!@#$@!#$
  :275 | return WERDTUMUHNIGGABIZATCHIGGAANDDUHBIGASSROXMETOO
  :276 | return MUH UDDERZ H3RT@!#$
  :277 | return D33 D0G SH1T IZ STUC0Z TUH MUH ASS UHHH CUN YEW GUTZ IET AWF?@!#$?
  :278 | return MOOCALAEKFFOOKAMOAFKENANBMAFLE!
  :279 | return WHY IZNT DARE NO1 IN DUH COLDICE REWMZ??@!
  :280 | return MUH ICQ IZ DUM SUM UN SUXED ITZ AXSSES UT D3 P0RT R3CTUM
  :281 | return EYE DR4NK SEW MUCHZ C0K3 DAT MUH B|_|TBUWLZ FELL AWF!@!
  :282 | return HOW DEW YEW GEWYZ GEWT DEWH @ EN YER SCR33N N4M3 SUMEONE TELL MUH ARASZ EYE TRID /NAME @HAX0R BUT IT DUNT WERK!
  :283 | return MY BORFER SAY NETPRON FOR LUSERS, BUT HE ONCE HAD SEX
  :284 | return I SHOOTED JUIZUM MAKES A GUI MESS!!!!!
  :285 | return FUQ ALL U AZZPHART COQSUXIN JEWFLAMER BISHAZZ BANWIFFMONGERS
}