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[0] /msg $pnick Oh boy, $snicks. /msg $pnick $snicks you asked for it, you got it... /describe $pnick drops a Toyota on top of $snicks. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [1] /describe $pnick wonders if $snicks will EVER learn. /describe $pnick grabs $snicks $+ 's nose and slams a handful of pepper into it. /describe $pnick punches then $snicks in the stomach and watches $snicks inhale... /kick $pnick $snicks Gesundheit. [2] /msg $pnick $snicks you have failed to grasp the lesson. /msg $pnick $snicks $+ , approach me that you might see. /describe $pnick does a flying spin kick to $snicks $+ 's head. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [3] /msg $pnick oh $snicks so you think I don't mind? /describe $pnick says "Pull!" and watches as $snicks is thrown through the air! /describe $pnick grabs his trusty 9mm and blasts $snicks outta the air! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [4] /msg $pnick $snicks for these many years of outstanding service. /msg $pnick and your undying loyalty to me and my cause. /msg $pnick to you $snicks I do bequeath ... a boot to the head! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [5] /msg $pnick ENEMAI OFT MI CHAR N DYE! /describe $pnick casts a FireBall that goes streaking across the channel at $snicks /describe $pnick Watches as $snicks $+ 's corporeal form is devoured in flame! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [6] /describe $pnick casts Evards Black Tentacles at $snicks. /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is dragged under the surface of the tub! /describe $pnick waves goodbye to $snicks. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [7] /describe $pnick hands $snicks his card (reading: A1 BANANA EXTERMINATORS) /describe $pnick takes out his flute and begins to play... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is carried off the channel /msg $pnick on the backs of a horde of malevolent banana no less! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [8] /describe $pnick makes a bet with the bartender. /describe $pnick grabs $snicks and flips him into the air. /msg $pnick damn heads again! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [9] /describe $pnick decides to use $snicks $+ 's lip as a slingshot. /describe $pnick draws $snicks $+ 's lower lip out to 10 feet and takes out a anvil. /describe $pnick puts anvil in $snicks $+ 's lower lip and releases it. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [10] /msg $pnick $snicks since you lack humor or good social graces.... /msg $pnick $snicks I do find you a viable candidate for the "TRICK!" /describe $pnick sentences $snicks to an infinity of lashes with ... a dead turkey! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [11] /describe $pnick grabs $snicks and throws $snicks into the wall. /describe $pnick then kicks $snicks in the crotch and elbows $snicks in the throat. /describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the head and flips $snicks out the door... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [12] /describe $pnick decides he's had enough of $snicks. /describe $pnick pulls out his portable hole and unleashes a 7' cucumber on $snicks! /describe $pnick watches as $snicks flees into the horizon.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [13] /describe $pnick opens a extra dimensional hole... /describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the neck..... /describe $pnick stuffs $snicks into the hole and proceeds to close it up again. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [14] /describe $pnick pulls out his portable chalkboard. /describe $pnick shows $snicks the function of relativity for chaos mathematics. /describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [15] /describe $pnick becomes disgusted with $snicks. /describe $pnick pulls out his trusty 9mm. /describe $pnick proceeds to blow a hole in $snicks $+ 's foot. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [16] /describe $pnick extends his hand and a cone of white engulfs $snicks. /describe $pnick freezes $snicks solid, then shatters $snicks!!! /msg $pnick Asta La Vista Baby! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [17] /msg $pnick $snicks : what is your real name ? /msg $pnick $snicks : what is your quest ? /msg $pnick $snicks : what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [18] /describe $pnick extends his hand and a bolt of electricity arcs toward $snicks. /msg $pnick enjoy $snicks! /describe $pnick hopes he's provided $snicks with a thoroughly shocking experience. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [19] /describe $pnick waves his hands in random patterns & gestures vaguely at $snicks. /describe $pnick watches as $snicks sprouts wax mouse lips and a fake moustache. /describe $pnick decides to top it off by landing a anvil on $snicks $+ 's little head. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [20] /describe $pnick waves his hands and turns into Michael Jordan for a instant. /msg $pnick $snicks give me those Nike's! /describe $pnick leaves a court shoe print across $snicks $+ 's face. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [21] /describe $pnick snaps his fingers and the Tasmanian Devil appears. /describe $pnick points at $snicks and utters the Magic Word.... /msg $pnick FOOD! (ie Bunny Rabbit)... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [22] /describe $pnick takes out a odd looking earth colored staff. /describe $pnick taps the staff on the ground and opens a ravine under $snicks. /describe $pnick watches as $snicks holds up a sign with the word "BYE!" on it.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [23] /describe $pnick casts Otto's Irresistible Dance on $snicks. /describe $pnick then casts Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter on $snicks. /describe $pnick watches as $snicks laughs and dances off the channel... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [24] /describe $pnick creates a powerful *THUNDER CLAP* knocking $snicks to the floor. /msg $pnick now that I have you attention $snicks, I wish to inform you that.. /msg $pnick $snicks you are a son of a ghost of your mothers 3rds cousins goat! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [25] /describe $pnick polymorphs $snicks into... The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man! /msg $pnick naw that ain't right... (gotta concentrate) /describe $pnick polymorphs $snicks into a reformed (udderly enhanced) Bovine! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [26] /describe $pnick gestures with large motions.... /describe $pnick reaches up and grabs a giant bungee chord from thin air... /describe $pnick loops the bungees chord around $snicks $+ 's neck and lets fly... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [27] /describe $pnick locates sQyrm and borrows his belly button. /describe $pnick laughs crazily at $snicks..... /describe $pnick casts "The Belly Lint of sQyrm" at $snicks! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [28] /describe $pnick grabs $snicks $+ 's tongue and pulls it wayyyyy out. /describe $pnick takes out locking ring and loops it through $snicks $+ 's tongue. /describe $pnick then fastens the ring to a Lotus Esprit and drives off... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [29] /describe $pnick rummages through his coat... AHA! /describe $pnick takes out a lighted bomb and hands it to $snicks. /describe $pnick watches the *BOOM* and notices $snicks left his shoes behind... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [30] /msg $pnick IDIOT AHOY! /describe $pnick scrounges in pocket (dig..dig), pulls out a giant mallet. /describe $pnick sights on $snicks and treats $snicks like the gopher he is.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [31] /describe $pnick pulls a wand out of his sleeve /describe $pnick aims the wand at $snicks /describe $pnick condemns $snicks to a long life as.... a keebler elf! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [32] /msg $pnick what is it I need for a banishment again? /describe $pnick decides he must sacrifice a whole chicken. /describe $pnick drops a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken on top of $snicks! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [33] /msg $pnick what do you mean $snicks is dead? /msg $pnick $snicks $+ 's not dead he just prefers kipping on his back. /msg $pnick look at $snicks $+ 's beautiful plumage! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [34] /describe $pnick spies a goofy ferret impersonator... /describe $pnick grabs $snicks and slowly feeds him to the tubshark! /msg $pnick well... the tubshark looked hungry what can I say... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [35] /describe $pnick becomes bored with $snicks, cranks some tunes. /describe $pnick takes a dancing flower and shoves it up $snicks $+ 's butt! /describe $pnick watches as $snicks goes through several interesting convulsions. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [36] /describe $pnick grabs $snicks and turns $snicks upside down. /describe $pnick then uses $snicks as a pogo stick!!! /msg $pnick I lose more pogo sticks that way.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [37] /describe $pnick takes a set of headphones and locks them into $snicks $+ 's head. /describe $pnick then cranks the "How Can I Miss You if You won't go Away!" /msg $pnick Country music..... kills 'em dead every time.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [38] /describe $pnick thinks $snicks is playing a dangerous game... /describe $pnick whistles a short tune and waves his hands. /describe $pnick looks at $snicks and $snicks becomes..... a aardvark! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [39] /describe $pnick looks to his left...then to his right... /describe $pnick takes out a little black bag and points it at $snicks /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [40] /describe $pnick takes out a lit brazier and mumbles incantations... /describe $pnick summons a air elemental... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is whisked off the channel! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [41] /describe $pnick looks up and down and grasps pendant... /describe $pnick points toward the hottub behind $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as a watery tentacle drags $snicks to $snicks $+ 's watery doom... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [42] /describe $pnick decides to ponder the meaning of $snicks $+ 's life.... /describe $pnick decides that $snicks is really as useful as a bug... /describe $pnick decides that he doesn't like bugs... *Squish* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [43] /describe $pnick decides that $snicks has had it too easy... /describe $pnick looks around and grabs a cheese grater. /describe $pnick uses the cheese grater on $snicks $+ 's face! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [44] /describe $pnick indicates $snicks has earned higher attentions. /describe $pnick bends $snicks $+ 's mind to his will and tortures $snicks with a picture... /describe $pnick sends $snicks images of a pink bunny rabbit that just keeps going.. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [45] /describe $pnick notes $snicks has been poisoned!!!!! /msg $pnick hmmmm odorless.... tasteless..... hmmmmmm /msg $pnick aha! Iocane powder !!! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [46] /msg $pnick $snicks, pardon moi but you look as though you need help... /describe $pnick picks $snicks up and straps roller skates on $snicks $+ 's feet... /describe $pnick puts $snicks down and triggers the rockets on the skates... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [47] /msg $pnick hey $snicks .... Bogus Snowshoes !!!!!! /describe $pnick hands $snicks a tasty winnebago..... /describe $pnick then shows $snicks to the door.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [48] /describe $pnick takes $snicks aside and puts a propeller cap on $snicks $+ 's head. /describe $pnick then winds the propeller cap and releases it... /msg $pnick damn I forgot about the rafters.... :) /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [49] /describe $pnick spreads his arms wide and mumbles an incantation... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's head sprouts handle grips... /describe $pnick grabs $snicks $+ 's handle grips and screws $snicks into the ground... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [50] /msg $pnick ENEMAI OFT MI VORPE KIE!!! /describe $pnick casts dimension door upon $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is ported away to Limbo! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [51] /msg $pnick AUGUIMEN VICEN LUMENECI !!! /describe $pnick waves his right hand and casts continual light on $snicks. /msg $pnick let you stand as a shining example to your kind $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [52] /describe $pnick holds hands up while chanting.... /describe $pnick turns $snicks into... a purple horny toad.... /msg $pnick a PURPLE HORNY TOAD ?!? ... damn missed again.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [53] /describe $pnick tosses a coin of change to $snicks. /describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's feet grow four times larger. /describe $pnick wonders as $snicks sprouts green hair, and a plaid tie. /describe $pnick laughs as $snicks $+ 's nose becomes red and bulbous! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [54] /msg $pnick ENEMAI OFT MI SPIRU CRIE!!! /describe $pnick releases $snicks $+ 's worst nightmares from $snicks $+ 's mind... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is devoured by $snicks $+ 's own nightmares. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [55] /describe $pnick finds that $snicks is being obnoxious... /describe $pnick sneaks up and pastes a "Kick Me" sign to $snicks $+ 's back... /describe $pnick waits for people to take $snicks up on the offer... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [56] /describe $pnick decides to use calculus on $snicks... /describe $pnick takes the second derivative of $snicks. /describe $pnick is astonished... he has just disproved $snicks $+ 's existence!!! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [57] /describe $pnick 's eyes turn red as he speaks in arcane tongues... /describe $pnick points at $snicks and $snicks turns into... a cabbage patch kid... /msg $pnick oh yuck.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [58] /describe $pnick decides to tutor $snicks in some manners... /describe $pnick takes a small shrubbery (from Roger... the Shrubber...) /describe $pnick then stuffs the shrubbery through $snicks $+ 's ears... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [59] /describe $pnick takes a rock and drops it on $snicks $+ 's foot... /describe $pnick decides that the sound $snicks made was good but too short... /describe $pnick drops a boulder on top of $snicks... /msg $pnick hmmm... no sound... I wonder if I over did it... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [60] /describe $pnick decides to catch $snicks off guard... /msg $pnick $snicks, hold this steak. It'll make you run faster... /describe $pnick releases the dobermans... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [61] /msg $pnick whoa!!! $snicks... Whoaaaaaaaa!!! /msg $pnick when I say whoa! I MEAN whoa! /msg $pnick $snicks is sooooooo stupid... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [62] /msg $pnick $snicks, halt or I'll shoot!!! /describe $pnick releases arrow... *Twang* *Thunk* *Thud* /msg $pnick hmmmm good thing he halted or I might have missed...:) /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [63] /msg $pnick $snicks do you think we didn't see that ? /msg $pnick $snicks you have been caught eating with pinkie fingers extended. /msg $pnick that is a most heinous crime $snicks, a true faux paus... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [64] /msg $pnick avast ye scurvy dogs..., yes that's you $snicks /msg $pnick $snicks prepare to be boarded !!! /describe $pnick flips the winch release and drops a load of lumber on top of $snicks /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [65] /msg $pnick $snicks please stay tuned for station identification.... /msg $pnick phone call for $snicks... phone call for $snicks... /describe $pnick turns into a land shark and devours $snicks on the spot... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [66] /describe $pnick deems the megamorph a suitable punishment for $snicks. /describe $pnick weaves the mystic forces of Sergio Avieres around $snicks... /describe $pnick turns $snicks into... Groo the Wanderer, a fate worse than death... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [67] /describe $pnick finds that $snicks is becoming overzealous... /describe $pnick turns $snicks into ... a hari karishna... /msg $pnick damn that was supposed to be hairy fish nuts ... oh well... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [68] /msg $pnick turtle power, Turtle power, Turtle Power !!! /describe $pnick grabs four turtles and a rodent... /describe $pnick gags $snicks with turtle power... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [69] /describe $pnick laughs evilly and fiendishly and rubs his hands together... /msg $pnick ALA IN DA WIZ WAT BRICKEN IN DA BRAUN!!! /describe $pnick turns $snicks into... a long tailed hamster ??? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [70] /msg $pnick hey $snicks... lets do the Mamoshka!!! /describe $pnick throws three daggers into the air... *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* /msg $pnick damn... he should of told me he'd never Mamoshkaed before... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [71] /describe $pnick decides that $snicks looks hungry.... /describe $pnick casts create food on $snicks..... /describe $pnick turns $snicks into a can of preprocessed spam (as if it all isn't) /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [72] /describe $pnick notices that $snicks is falling... /describe $pnick shuffles left, shuffles right, dives for $snicks, and catches $snicks /describe $pnick gets caught up in the applause and spikes $snicks!!! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [73] /describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the scruff of $snicks $+ 's neck... /describe $pnick pops the trunk on Snukers car and tosses $snicks inside... /describe $pnick closes the trunk and cranks the stereo... /msg $pnick death by stereo.... ugly... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [74] /describe $pnick gestures methodically towards $snicks... /describe $pnick teleports $snicks to Champaign-Urbana Illinois... /describe $pnick positions $snicks 10' above the econolodge pool and lets $snicks go... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [75] /msg $pnick $snicks you have violated one of the first unwritten laws /msg $pnick the first of course is never to wage a land war in asia.. /msg $pnick the second is to mess with this channel... capeesh ? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [76] /describe $pnick Immolates himself in blue green flame... /describe $pnick extends his hands arcing destructive fires towards $snicks /describe $pnick watches as $snicks becomes a charred burning husk... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [77] /describe $pnick points a sapphire blue staff at $snicks... /describe $pnick utter the archaic words... VAROMIN NEPUTIN MUPFUTEN /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is transmogrified into... a muppet baby... ugh! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [78] /describe $pnick reaches into one of his many pockets... /describe $pnick draws forth a wand with an emerald tip... /describe $pnick points the wand at $snicks and utters arcane words of power... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [79] /describe $pnick makes arcane gestures at $snicks... /describe $pnick turns $snicks into a cartoon mouse... /describe $pnick spins his fingers and... *POOF* a cartoon cat appears... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [80] /describe $pnick makes hand motions towards $snicks... /msg $pnick heh, and $snicks never thought words could hurt 'em /describe $pnick drops a set of Encyclopedia Britannica on top of $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [81] /describe $pnick makes unusual sounds and contortions at $snicks... /describe $pnick produces a drawer of Ginsu cutlery... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks perceives his new TRULY magnetic personality... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [82] /describe $pnick begins a neolithic chant... /msg $pnick $snicks, you obviously don't realize the weight this carries... /describe $pnick drops a 30 ton salisbury stone on top of $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [83] /describe $pnick takes out his trusty set of nunchukus... /describe $pnick twirls, flips, swings, strikes, tosses, rotates, and spins 'em /msg $pnick lot of work to go through for a sleep spell... don't you think? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [84] /describe $pnick raises his right hand to the sky and points his left hand at $snicks /describe $pnick utters arcane phrases and turns $snicks into... a Gelatinous Cube... /msg $pnick uh...Gelatin Cubes anyone ? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [85] /describe $pnick waves at $snicks with complex motions and changes his appearance /describe $pnick turns $snicks into a really cool purple lamp shade with pink polka dots /msg $pnick NOT /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [86] /msg $pnick $snicks have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? /msg $pnick $snicks you see I hear you been rubbing my rhubarb... /msg $pnick but I ask that of all my victims... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [87] /msg $pnick hmmm.... /msg $pnick alias RSB RandomSplatterBoot $snicks /describe $pnick laughs maliciously... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [88] /describe $pnick finds a peculiar whistle lying on the floor... /describe $pnick blows the whistle and watches as $snicks blows up!!! /msg $pnick wow! semi-spontaneous human combustion... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [89] /describe $pnick picks up $snicks and helps him to accelerate to a good speed... /describe $pnick conjures a giant windshield just as $snicks reaches maximum velocity... /describe $pnick watches $snicks make a satisfying *Splat* /msg $pnick I bet he won't have the guts to do that again /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [90] /describe $pnick hands $snicks a tuna fish sandwich... /msg $pnick sorry charlie you fell for it, hook, line, and sinker... /msg $pnick heheh that line gets'em every time... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [91] /msg $pnick heh $snicks, quit acting so shellfish... /msg $pnick $snicks, we've heard it, we've seen it, we've done it... /msg $pnick so $snicks to make a short story shorter... CLAM up!!! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [92] /msg $pnick ENEMAI OFTN MI BINDU BANDU DYE !!! /describe $pnick casts spells binding $snicks into a bodiless head... /msg $pnick $snicks I condemn thee to the plane of pandemonium Begone! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [93] /describe $pnick takes out a coral staff and plants the end into the ground... /describe $pnick causes whirlwinds of fire to spiral from the staff... /describe $pnick directs the spirals to envelope $snicks, play with fire... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [94] /msg $pnick I want to... SING... Sing... sing... /msg $pnick cause $snicks $+ 's a lumberjack and $snicks $+ 's okay...... TIMBRE!!! /msg $pnick poor $snicks is flat today... :) /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [95] /describe $pnick begins casting... /describe $pnick turns $snicks into... a box of fiddle faddle... /describe $pnick shrugs and tosses the fiddle faddle to the junkies in the rafters... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [96] /describe $pnick takes a rope and securely binds $snicks into immobility.... /describe $pnick notices $snicks $+ 's phone is ringing and decides to answer it... /msg $pnick No I'm sorry $snicks can't come to the phone just now... /msg $pnick well... uh... $snicks $+ 's kinda... tied up at the moment *evil laugh* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [97] /describe $pnick summons a BloodLetter of Khorne... specifically for $snicks... /describe $pnick listens as the Daemon bellows it's challenge Blood for the Blood God! /msg $pnick ahhhhhhh.... the Battle Cry of Khorne... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [98] /describe $pnick has had enough and turns into... the Olive Loaf Vigilante... /describe $pnick grabs $snicks and opens $snicks $+ 's mouth real wide... /describe $pnick stuffs a whole olive loaf into $snicks $+ 's mouth and closes it... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [99] /describe $pnick decides to condemn $snicks to drowning amongst a vast population of orcs... /msg $pnick ha now that is an inventive use for orcs... /msg $pnick use them for the only thing they are good for... making more orcs... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [100] /describe $pnick decides $snicks needs a lesson in penmanship... /describe $pnick pulls out a bic and challenges $snicks to a duel... /describe $pnick then unfolds his bic into a wickedly gleaming Battle Axe... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [101] /msg $pnick Ha $snicks, so you think yourself my equal...hmmm... /msg $pnick But I have something I must tell you... /msg $pnick You see $snicks, I am not left handed either.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [102] /msg $pnick VISCONSENI ARRACCI NEFUTU !!! /describe $pnick concentrates in $snicks $+ 's direction... /describe $pnick casts Melfs Acid Arrow at $snicks. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [103] /msg $pnick ARCTAIO ARRACCI NEFUTU !!! /describe $pnick raises his arms... /describe $pnick casts Otilukes Freezing Sphere at $snicks. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [104] /msg $pnick CONFLIGRATO ARRACCI NEFUTU !!! /describe $pnick points to $snicks /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is consumed in a Malthar Ball. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [105] /msg $pnick HORIBBILIS CONFLIGRATO ARRACCI NEFUTU !!! /describe $pnick claps his hands and gestures towards $snicks... /describe $pnick concentrates as $snicks feels the Scourge of The Violet Spider! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [106] /msg $pnick SUMMONEI AUGIMEN COMBATAE !!! /describe $pnick closes his eyes in concentration... /describe $pnick watches as a displacer beast appears to confront $snicks /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [107] /msg $pnick NEVOMINAE CARTHUTHO NECROSIS !!! /describe $pnick waves his hands in $snicks $+ 's direction... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is pulled under by skeletal hands... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [108] /msg $pnick ELECTRIUS ARRACCI NEFUTU !!! /describe $pnick contorts his hands... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks lights up with an energy discharge! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [109] /msg $pnick ARCTICIO APPENDIGO !!! /describe $pnick gestures towards $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as his Frosty Fingers Spell takes effect.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [110] /msg $pnick ELECTRICIO APPENDIGO !!! /describe $pnick waves towards $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks gets hit by a Electric Fan Spell.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [111] /msg $pnick CONFLIGRATO APPENDIGO !!! /describe $pnick spreads hands with fingers extended toward $snicks... /describe $pnick strikes at $snicks with a Burning Hands Spell. /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [112] /msg $pnick RESTRANI BARRITRI !!! /describe $pnick gestures to one side of $snicks, then to the other... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is enclosed within an Otilukes Resilient Sphere... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [113] /msg $pnick NOTRISUS VENHEIM OXNAMEIN !!! /describe $pnick raises a flute to his lips... /describe $pnick plays the note of banishment for $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [114] /describe $pnick rolls his sleeves back and concentrates /msg $pnick NETHARUMDRUM NECONI LITUMEN EXPUTEN!!! /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is hit with a Major Telekinesis Spell /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [115] /msg $pnick EXITUS STAGEIUS LEFTUS !!! /describe $pnick motions to the left... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks receives a Gust of Wind Spell... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [116] /msg $pnick SUMMONAE TEMPESTU AGRAVATI !!! /describe $pnick makes motions towards $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as a angry Tempest is summoned for $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [117] /msg $pnick NECROTAE EXPENDAE INTELLECTUS !!! /describe $pnick attempts to drain $snicks $+ 's intellect... /msg $pnick hmmm... it already reads empty... oh well... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [118] /msg $pnick SUMMONAE GROUPAE VERMINAE !!! /describe $pnick points directly at $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is overcome by a swarm of rodents... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [119] /msg $pnick ENEMAI SHATTERSAI SKELITAIE !!! /describe $pnick makes grabbing motions with his hands... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is assailed by a Bigbys Crushing Hand... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [120] /msg $pnick MAGICUS ARRACCI !!! /describe $pnick points index finger at $snicks /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is hit by a flight of Magic Missles... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [121] /describe $pnick starts chanting incoherent arcane words... /describe $pnick calls upon the Daemon Slaneesh... /describe $pnick uses the Aura of Slaneesh on $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [122] /msg $pnick NECROMINAEI VALTOR EVAPORANDI !!! /describe $pnick casts destroy water on $snicks /describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's withered bones fall to the ground /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [123] /msg $pnick HORICAI FEBEL INTELLECTI !!! /describe $pnick casts Feeblemind on $snicks... /msg $pnick odd... that must be his natural state of mind... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [124] /describe $pnick decides to correct $snicks $+ 's existence... /describe $pnick draws his gloss black morganti blade... /describe $pnick listens to the sound of $snicks $+ 's soul screaming... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [125] /describe $pnick takes out an ornate winged staff... /describe $pnick then taps the staff on the ground three times... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is carried off by a giant bat... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [126] /describe $pnick gets pissed at $snicks... /describe $pnick turns $snicks into a ferocious.... prairie dog... /msg $pnick uh... with vorpal fangs or something... I guess... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [127] /msg $pnick Pawn jumps $snicks... /msg $pnick Bishop jumps $snicks... /msg $pnick It's good to be the king.... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [128] /msg $pnick We the knights who so recently said knee /msg $pnick condemn you $snicks to execution by... /msg $pnick a red herring...(and a shrubbery :)) ... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [129] /msg $pnick NESALETHAE BINDAE STRANDI !!! /describe $pnick extends his fingers toward $snicks... /describe $pnick notices $snicks enjoyed his Web Spell... and so flicks his bic... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [130] /msg $pnick VIRATI NICTO NECORUMDUM !!! /describe $pnick aims outstretched hands towards $snicks /describe $pnick develops a vicious smile as he drains $snicks $+ 's life force... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [131] /msg $pnick VARATI NECORUNDRUM FENDOSI CEDENTOSI !!! /describe $pnick causes $snicks to be engulfed in shimmering colors... /describe $pnick watches as the skin is eaten away from $snicks $+ 's skeleton... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [132] /msg $pnick ENEMAI OFTN MAI MINDUS EYE !!! /describe $pnick concentrates and reads $snicks $+ 's greatest fear... /describe $pnick then traps $snicks within his own mind... forever... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [133] /msg $pnick ENEMAI FATHUFIN TWILAERTI !!! /describe $pnick crosses his hands and summons $snicks $+ 's shadow... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is dispatched by his own shadow... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [134] /msg $pnick ENEMAI OFTN MAI REPTUS CRANIUS !!! *sigh* /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is transformed into a snake... /msg $pnick $snicks would you quit making an Asp of yourself ? :) /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [135] /msg $pnick ENEMAI OFTN MAI NOTIS CRYE !!! /describe $pnick watches as a grand piano falls on top of $snicks... /msg $pnick hmmm... guess he decided to get hit and B Flat... :) /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [136] /describe $pnick decides $snicks needs a manners lesson... /describe $pnick grabs $snicks and puts him on a spring loaded ironing board... /describe $pnick then releases the catch on the ironing board *schwing* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [137] /describe $pnick takes out a carved oaken staff and points it at $snicks... /describe $pnick speaks the arcane words of command ELENKI FAUSTURUM! /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is consumed in an explosion of plant growth... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [138] /describe $pnick waves his hands once and $snicks finds himself in shackles... /describe $pnick waves his hands twice and a ball & chain is added to $snicks $+ 's misery... /describe $pnick uses his hands and pushes $snicks into the tub... *splash* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [139] /msg $pnick LAMENTAE POINTE GROWTHSAI !!! /describe $pnick raises his right hand into the air while chanting... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is caught in a wall of thorns... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [140] /describe $pnick sniffs the air and detects the scent of blood... /describe $pnick peers in $snicks $+ 's direction... hmmm... /msg $pnick snack time !!! /describe $pnick reveals his vampiric nature ands falls upon $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [141] /describe $pnick notices $snicks for the first time... /describe $pnick casually uses his vampiric strength to rip out $snicks $+ 's throat... /msg $pnick what's the matter $snicks... vampire got your tongue ??? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [142] /describe $pnick uses his vampiric strength to rip out $snicks $+ 's heart... /describe $pnick holds up $snicks $+ 's heart and takes a large bite out of it... /describe $pnick then shoves the remainder of $snicks $+ 's heart down $snicks $+ 's throat... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [143] /describe $pnick draws a finely crafted obsidian black long sword... /describe $pnick waits as the indrawn breaths are replaced by screams of anguish... /describe $pnick then lops $snicks $+ 's head off with the soul sucking morganti blade... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [144] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks... /describe $pnick invokes the rune of PAIN on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is driven off the channel by wracking pain... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [145] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of DEATH on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's complexion turns slowly black as $snicks dies... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [146] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of FIRE on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [147] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of PARALYZATION on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks stops in mid motion and is used for a bird bath... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [148] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of LIGHT on $snicks... /describe $pnick helps $snicks to find his way to a cliff, ever heard of blind mans bluff... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [149] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of WATER on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks begins making gurgling sounds and swelling, then explodes... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [150] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of ETERNAL COLD on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches $snicks become stiff, then shatter into thousands of gleaming shards... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [151] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of DARKEST NIGHT on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches $snicks as skin runs in rivulets from bone until only a pool remains... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [152] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of the SILVER SNAKE on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as two cobras rise behind $snicks, and bury lethal fangs in $snicks $+ 's neck... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [153] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks /describe $pnick invokes the rune of DESECRATION on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is impaled on a crucifix and $snicks $+ 's limbs are ripped asunder... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [154] /describe $pnick pulls out a staff of Thunder and Lightning... /describe $pnick taps the staff on the ground... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is seared by lightning and thrown back by the shockwave... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [155] /describe $pnick pulls out a finely engraved iron wrought long sword... /describe $pnick runs $snicks through and waits until $snicks stops gurgling... /describe $pnick then yanks the sword up through $snicks $+ 's spine, rib cage, and lungs... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [156] /describe $pnick pulls out a ring of the Ram... /msg $pnick hey $snicks, don't you know it's not polite not to knock... /describe $pnick activates the ring and watches as $snicks is knocked off the channel... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [157] /describe $pnick pulls out a small iron sphere and tosses it to $snicks... /msg $pnick hey $snicks... play ball... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is encased within the Iron Bands of Billaro... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [158] /describe $pnick pulls out a handful of dark black marbles and tosses them at $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is encased within a sphere of solid force... /describe $pnick then teleports $snicks to Hades... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [159] /describe $pnick pulls out a small iron cube and tosses it $snicks $+ 's way... /describe $pnick watches as the cube expands into a Daerns Instant Fortress crushing $snicks... /msg $pnick hmmm... I always wondered just what that was... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [160] /describe $pnick summons a class VI Demon from within the confines of $snicks $+ 's body... /describe $pnick listens to $snicks $+ 's screams of anguish and pain as $snicks collapses in pain... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks erupts casting blood and gore and bone everywhere... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [161] /describe $pnick digs and rummages through his pouch of spell components... /describe $pnick pulls out a handful of pollen, extends his hands towards $snicks and blows... /msg $pnick and that my dear fellow is nothing to sneeze at... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [162] /msg $pnick NEGATHUE FLAMBAE SECERAI ENEMAI !!! /describe $pnick extends his right hand towards $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is hit by a flight of Flame Shuriken... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [163] /msg $pnick COLORUS SYNAPSIS EFFECTAI ENEMAI!!! /describe $pnick extends his hands while speaking the words of command... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is hit by a colorful Prismatic Spray spell... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [164] /describe $pnick invokes the rune of the Silver Skulls!!! /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks while speaking the ancient rites... /describe $pnick watches as a horde of grinning skulls arise behind $snicks and attack... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [165] /describe $pnick invokes the rune of Tempsetial Aries!!! /describe $pnick extends his hands towards $snicks and utters the words of command... /describe $pnick watches as the skin is quickly flayed from $snicks $+ 's bones... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [166] /msg $pnick AGGRAVATI BULETTESCUI ENEMAI!!! /describe $pnick watches as a bulette breaks ground beneath $snicks and takes $snicks down... /msg $pnick in other words $snicks... land shark... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [167] /describe $pnick gestures wildly at the sky... /describe $pnick calls out the rite ENEMAI EARTHSHAKSU!!! and points at $snicks $+ 's feet... /describe $pnick watches as the ground beneath $snicks shakes and splits open engulfing $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [168] /describe $pnick looks hungrily towards $snicks... /describe $pnick bounds over to $snicks and grabs $snicks by the back of the head... /describe $pnick pulls $snicks $+ 's head back and sinks his teeth into $snicks $+ 's neck... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [169] /msg $pnick $snicks I just don't think you understand... /describe $pnick conjures a wall of iron over $snicks and lets it fall... /msg $pnick there... now $snicks I think you understand my definition of heavy metal... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [170] /describe $pnick fumbles around in his spell pouch and draws forth a frag grenade... /describe $pnick walks over to $snicks, rips open $snicks $+ 's stomach and shoves the grenade inside... /msg $pnick so long $snicks... hope you have a blast... *chuckle* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [171] /describe $pnick freezes $snicks to solid matter... /describe $pnick then raps $snicks three times shattering $snicks into thousands of shards... /msg $pnick well like they say chip off the old block... er blockhead anyhow... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [172] /describe $pnick calls upon the Daemon Primarch Mortarion to answer his summons... /msg $pnick now $snicks feel the wrath of the Prince of Plagues... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks dissolves into a mass of blisters and bleeding scars... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [173] /describe $pnick moves his hands in great circles slowly gathering power... /describe $pnick waits as a ring of seething blue-white fire surrounds his countenance... /describe $pnick gestures towards $snicks and $snicks is crisped to a dry hulk in 1/10 of a second... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [174] /describe $pnick has the feeling that $snicks is not much appreciated... /describe $pnick grabs $snicks $+ 's tongue and applies a power sander to it... /describe $pnick then lacquers $snicks $+ 's tongue, pulls it wayyy out and releases it... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [175] /describe $pnick takes a staff out of his back pocket and extends it to 15'... /describe $pnick runs towards $snicks and pole vaults through the air... /describe $pnick lands on one end of the same floor board $snicks is on and watches $snicks fly... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [176] /describe $pnick takes out two gleaming wickedly curved double bladed daggers... /describe $pnick takes aim... and throws... *whoosh* *whoosh* /describe $pnick watches as one dagger lands in $snicks $+ 's throat and the other in $snicks $+ 's gut... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [177] /describe $pnick casts a Tensers Transformation spell... /describe $pnick increases to twice his normal size and mass and grabs $snicks... /msg $pnick hey $snicks... this is what I call a drop kick...*boot* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [178] /describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the head... /describe $pnick runs down the court dribbling $snicks as he goes... /describe $pnick jumps up into a spinning lay up and Slam Dunks $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [179] /describe $pnick casts a wall of stone twenty feet above $snicks $+ 's head... /describe $pnick lets it fall and watches as $snicks is crushed under it... /msg $pnick and that my dear fellow is the enchanters version of a stoning... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [180] /describe $pnick takes out a bola and prepares to take aim... /describe $pnick tosses a bola at $snicks and watches as $snicks is entangled... /msg $pnick I prefer not to get wrapped up in my work, I let others do that for me... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [181] /describe $pnick raises his left hand and speaks a summons... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is jumped by a Sabre Toothed Tiger... /msg $pnick hmmm... I guess the kitty got his tongue... what do you think? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [182] /describe $pnick raises his left hand and speaks a summons... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is jumped by a great grizzly bear... /msg $pnick wow that was almost... unbearable... *grin* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [183] /describe $pnick raises his right hand and speaks a summons... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is snatched up by a giant dodo bird... /msg $pnick well you know what they say... birds of a feather... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [184] /describe $pnick raises his right hand and speaks a summons... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is snagged and dragged into the tub by a kracken... /msg $pnick hmmm... sorry charlie... and that's not tuna... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [185] /describe $pnick decides he wants to see $snicks $+ 's true form... /describe $pnick cats a regressive polymorph on $snicks and $snicks turns into... a dog... /msg $pnick just as I suspected, $snicks ain't nothing but a hound dog... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [186] /describe $pnick decides to play pin the tail on $snicks... /describe $pnick grabs an industrial strength cement nail gun and locks and loads... /describe $pnick takes aim at $snicks... and fires... *KACHUNK* /msg $pnick ha! nailed him... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [187] /describe $pnick quickly puts together a birthday cake... /describe $pnick rushes over to $snicks and hands $snicks the cake... /msg $pnick hmmm is this a case of $snicks taking the cake or the cake taking $snicks...? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [188] /describe $pnick notices that $snicks has become rather bothersome... /describe $pnick rushes to the frozen foods section looking for a suitable implement... /describe $pnick returns and crowns $snicks over the head with a frozen flounder... /msg $pnick well I knew there was something fishy here... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsgpnick $snicks [189] /describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the neck and props $snicks $+ 's mouth open... /describe $pnick stuffs large quantities of frozen ice cream bars down $snicks $+ 's throat... /describe $pnick sets $snicks off to the side to admire his new full size PEZ distributor... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [190] /describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the neck and hooks $snicks $+ 's upper jaw over his thumb... /describe $pnick takes careful aim while stretching $snicks wayyy out... /describe $pnick releases $snicks... *twang* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [191] /describe $pnick takes a cord and attaches it to $snicks $+ 's belt with a slip knot... /describe $pnick wraps $snicks up with the cord, braces himself, and pulls... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks careens about the channel like a top and out the door... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [192] /msg $pnick hey $snicks... you like fast food ? /describe $pnick takes a Texas burrito and puts it in the middle of a towel... /describe $pnick swings the towel at $snicks and watches as $snicks is hit by a 120 mph burrito... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [193] /msg $pnick ENEMAI OFT MAI METASORI CRIE!!! /describe $pnick clasps both hands in front of him and points at $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is blown away by Melfs Minute Meteors... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [194] /describe $pnick looks towards $snicks and decides $snicks is annoying... /describe $pnick begins to formulate a plan for the fastest route for $snicks $+ 's departure... /describe $pnick gestures towards $snicks turning $snicks into... a man sized purple dinosaur... /msg $pnick this sounds sooooo familiar... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [195] /describe $pnick decides $snicks is not worthy of staying here... /describe $pnick grabs a nearby roto-rooter and jams it up $snicks $+ 's ass... /describe $pnick turns the roto-rooter on high power and lets it go... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [196] /describe $pnick grabs $snicks by the right nostril and pulls it wayyy out... /describe $pnick looks around for a suitable implement of demise for $snicks... /describe $pnick grabs a running chainsaw and stuffs it up $snicks $+ 's right nostril... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [197] /msg $pnick $snicks I do not think you comprehend... /describe $pnick grabs a nearby javelin and stuffs it through $snicks $+ 's ears... /msg $pnick now I think perhaps $snicks has the point... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [198] /describe $pnick hands $snicks a big banner to hold saying Abu Dahabi or bust.. /describe $pnick then creates a trail of ice under $snicks $+ 's feet... /describe $pnick follows it up by hitting $snicks with a gust of wind spell... *whoosh* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [199] /describe $pnick takes $snicks and douses $snicks thoroughly with gasoline... /describe $pnick takes out his zippo lighter, lights it, and tosses it to $snicks... /msg $pnick funny..., I bet right now $snicks would be preferring a bud lite... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [200] /describe $pnick takes $snicks and plants him on the green... /describe $pnick takes out his trusty nine iron and lines up on $snicks $+ 's head... /msg $pnick some folks have... different strokes... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [201] /msg $pnick $snicks come on down you are our next contestant on The Price is Right... /msg $pnick ok $snicks make your bid on your showcase... /msg $pnick congratulations $snicks you have won a one way ticket to magical Australia... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [202] /describe $pnick calls upon mEl for his spell of ashes and dust... /msg $pnick MEL! Destroy thine enemy!... /describe $pnick laughs as $snicks is turned into a cold lump of greasy dust... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [203] /describe $pnick calls upon mEl to summon the great tub shark... /describe $pnick smiles as the giant shark circles $snicks... /msg $pnick Guess the fish are biting today after all... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [204] /describe $pnick calls upon mEl to summon forth a horde of giant hamsters... /describe $pnick thanks mEl as the pack of terrible rodents appear around $snicks... /describe $pnick commands the terrible, but oh so cute and cuddly, hamsters to devour $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [205] /msg $pnick SPATULA!... /describe $pnick smiles as the powerful holy word of mEl instantly slays a non-believer... /msg $pnick $snicks next time hail mEl, god of the greasy spatula... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [206] /msg $pnick mEl drive away the foul evil that lurks in thine tub!... /describe $pnick thanks mEl and touches $snicks, forcing $snicks back into a extra-planar gateway... /msg $pnick hmmm I never knew there was an entire PLANE of assholes... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [207] /msg $pnick mEl smite thine enemies with the grease of your fiery faith... /describe $pnick smiles as a roaring column of flame streaks out of the heavens at $snicks... /msg $pnick Hail mEl, he of the eternal grease fires! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [208] /msg $pnick mEl, god of fast food send me thine aid... /describe $pnick thanks mEl as a whirling barrier of spatulas appears directly behind $snicks... /describe $pnick kicks $snicks into the spatulas and thanks mEl as $snicks is smacked to death... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [209] /describe $pnick calls upon mEl to send him a Grease Elemental... /describe $pnick directs the elemental to attack $snicks... /describe $pnick smiles as $snicks is smothered a horrible, agonizing, gooey death... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [210] /describe $pnick sanctifies four acorns in the name of mEl... /describe $pnick smiles as he sees a good use for the acorns here in the tub... /describe $pnick hurls the acorns at $snicks, watching as the acorns detonate... /msg $pnick well he was a pretty seedy character anyhow... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [211] /describe $pnick pulls out his trust vorpal spatula and moves towards an unbeliever... /msg $pnick Believe this, $snicks *SwAp* *tHuMp* *ThUd* *rOlLrOlL*... /describe $pnick smiles as $snicks $+ 's head is separated from $snicks $+ 's body in one quick swat... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [212] /describe $pnick contorts his vocals till he hits the proper tone... /describe $pnick points at $snicks and uses the voice of mEl to command $snicks to leave... /describe $pnick thanks mEl as $snicks leaves the tub... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [213] /msg $pnick mEl grant me the power to smite thine enemies... /describe $pnick touches $snicks with the dreaded death touch of mEl... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks turns green and blows chunks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [214] /msg $pnick mEl oh god of the griddle show me evil that gets your burgers... /describe $pnick thanks mEl and feels a pull towards the evil in $snicks... /describe $pnick grabs a nearby meat tenderizer and beats $snicks to a pulp... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [215] /msg $pnick well $snicks, it's time for... the wheel of morality... /msg $pnick early to rise... early to bed.... /msg $pnick makes a man healthy, but socially dead... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [216] /msg $pnick oh mEl god of the rock hard buns bless these stones... /describe $pnick hurls a handful of blessed stones at $snicks... /describe $pnick prays to mEl as $snicks $+ 's skull expands and is cracked asunder... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [217] /msg $pnick oh mEl god of never mincing words allow me to charm thine enemies... /describe $pnick charms $snicks and explains to $snicks that he can now fly... /describe $pnick picks up $snicks and launches $snicks into the air...*whistle*...*thud*...*ouch*... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [218] /msg $pnick mEl god of the spicy plate curse $snicks with a dust devil... /describe $pnick gives thanks to mEl as a dust devil attacks $snicks /describe $pnick watches the dust devil flays the very skin from $snicks $+ 's bones... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [219] /msg $pnick mEl smite thine enemies in flame... /describe $pnick thanks mEl as a blazing red blade of fire springs forth from his hand... /describe $pnick smites $snicks igniting $snicks $+ 's clothing and cleaving $snicks horribly... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [220] /msg $pnick mEl halt thine enemies where they stand... /describe $pnick gestures at $snicks and watches as $snicks is magically held... /describe $pnick then pulls out a feather duster and tickles $snicks to a cold pink death... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [221] /msg $pnick oh glorious mEl lend me thine weapons to smite thy foes... /describe $pnick praises mEl as a spiritual spatula pounds $snicks to a bloody pulp... /msg $pnick well now what do you know... more hamburger... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [222] /msg $pnick mEl give unto $snicks a smite with thine lightning... /describe $pnick thanks mEl profusely as $snicks is nailed by a mighty bolt from the heavens... /msg $pnick it makes a nice fireworks display as well no? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [223] /msg $pnick oh mEl find of truth dispel the magic shroud surrounding $snicks... /describe $pnick offers thanks unto mEl as $snicks is revealed as a water-buffalo... /msg $pnick are water-buffalo allowed in the tub? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [224] /msg $pnick oh mighty mEl vent thy wrath upon $snicks through thine plaguing swarms... /describe $pnick bows to mEl as a swarm of insects attack $snicks... /describe $pnick shakes his weary head as $snicks runs screaming from the channel... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [225] /msg $pnick mEl grant me the ears of the beasts that I might harm thine enemies... /describe $pnick thanks his deity as a pack of wild dogs attack $snicks... /describe $pnick offers up hamburger to mEl as $snicks $+ 's throat is ripped out... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [226] /describe $pnick prays to mEl to let the forests of mold in the back room take up arms... /describe $pnick thanks mEl as a shambling mound shuffles from the back room... /describe $pnick watches as the creature politely beats $snicks to within an inch of his life... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [227] /msg $pnick oh mEl the merciless grant me the power to harm thee unbelievers... /describe $pnick touches $snicks and thanks mEl as $snicks $+ 's skull is magically shrunk... /msg $pnick no brain... no pain... isn't that what they say? /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [228] /describe $pnick prays to mEl to enlarge some ants... /describe $pnick gives thanks to mEl as the ants methodically dismember $snicks... /msg $pnick hail mEl! /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [229] /msg $pnick mEl poison thine enemies with Montezuma's Revenge... /describe $pnick touches $snicks and watches as $snicks weaves and waddles about... /describe $pnick tosses $snicks $+ 's bottle of pepto bismol over his left shoulder and waits... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [230] /msg $pnick Morphus Doubtus Hempus Maximus... /describe $pnick grabs the now useful $snicks and rolls everyone a doobie... /msg $pnick At least this way we get to enjoy $snicks $+ 's company... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [231] /describe $pnick calls upon the powers of mEl to blind $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks flounders about and towards the exit... /describe $pnick assists $snicks off the channel with a paper tail and a pin... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [232] /describe $pnick conjures up a sparking multicolored wall and grabs $snicks... /describe $pnick tosses $snicks into the wall and grabs a chair to watch the show... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks enveloped by the wall and in a blaze of flashing light... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [233] /msg $pnick Entombae Terranus Eternasai!!! /describe $pnick watches as $snicks slowly sinks beneath the ground... /msg $pnick well I guess in this case the ground really did just swallow him up... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [234] /describe $pnick calls upon the holy powers of mEl... /describe $pnick pulls a sacramental dagger from a belt sheath and moves toward $snicks... /describe $pnick carves the symbol of Death into $snicks $+ 's worthless hide... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [235] /describe $pnick calls upon the holy powers of mEl... /describe $pnick pulls a sacramental dagger from a belt sheath and moves toward $snicks... /describe $pnick carves the symbol of Insanity into $snicks $+ 's horrid scalp... /msg $pnick now for the men in white coats... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [236] /describe $pnick pulls out a large gem and mumbles appropriate incantations... /describe $pnick smiles as $snicks $+ 's body and soul are sucked into the gem... /describe $pnick then tosses the gem into the plane of Concordant Opposition... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [237] /describe $pnick creates a phantasm of a giant hand... /describe $pnick directs the giant magical hand to crush $snicks...*snap*...*crackle*...*pop*.... /msg $pnick gee that looked painful, maybe you outta see a chiropractor about that... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [238] /describe $pnick becomes a magical conduit between the Prime and Negative Material Planes... /describe $pnick then touches $snicks, draining $snicks $+ 's life essence away... /msg $pnick What life? He ircs... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [239] /describe $pnick gates in a Giant Bloodsucking Taxcollecter from Hell... /msg $pnick $snicks may be a commie bastard who has avoided paying taxes for 15 years... /describe $pnick watches as the taxcollectors whisk $snicks off to Hell (with the lawyers)... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [240] /describe $pnick magically imprisons $snicks in a sphere far underground... /msg $pnick There annoying asshole, stay there for all eternity... /msg $pnick or at least till the rent comes due... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [241] /describe $pnick casts Meteor Swarm and centers it on $snicks... /msg $pnick hey $snicks how many hot potatoes can you juggle... /describe $pnick mutters not that many I guess as the meteors turn $snicks to dust... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [242] /msg $pnick well $snicks this doesn't look very good for you... /describe $pnick invokes a spell to deal with $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as his spell goes astray turning $snicks into a blueberry pie... /msg $pnick hmmm not too bad for me perhaps... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [243] /describe $pnick thinks $snicks should just stop... /describe $pnick casts Temporal Stasis on $snicks and smiles as $snicks just stops... /msg $pnick hmmm seems I got his heart too... oh well... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [244] /msg $pnick Your doom is upon you, $snicks... /describe $pnick casts Weird and watches as $snicks has to battle $snicks most feared enemies... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is slain by $snicks $+ 's own fears given birth... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [245] /msg $pnick things might be better if $snicks had never been born /describe $pnick uses one of beeblebro's wishes to cleanse the channel of $snicks $+ 's foul presence... /describe $pnick then forgets that $snicks ever existed in the first place... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [246] /describe $pnick invokes a spell most recently developed by the porcelain god upon $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's stomach swells out a couple of sizes... /describe $pnick covers his ears are $snicks lets out a side-splitting Belch *Buuuuuuurrrrrrp!* /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [247] /describe $pnick decides that $snicks really needs to be clued in... /describe $pnick casts a summoning spell and inadvertently summons miss scarlet... /describe $pnick watches as Miss Scarlet offs $snicks with a lead pipe in the #hottub /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [248] /msg $pnick Sincatilus Prismaticus Rayus!... /describe $pnick points at $snicks and shoots a scintillating beam of magical energy at $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is turns many different shades and is swept into the hells... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [249] /describe $pnick summons Bigby's Clenched Fist to work a little squeeze play on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as the magical fist squeezes $snicks to a bloody pulp... /msg $pnick I bet he won't have the guts to do that again... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [250] /describe $pnick thinks $snicks is really an oscar meier weiner... /describe $pnick casts a polymorph spell upon $snicks turning $snicks into a weiner... /describe $pnick then casts Incendiary Cloud around $snicks and cooks $snicks up mEl style... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [251] /msg $pnick Confusius Idiotus Und En Mazeus Trapus! /describe $pnick magically sends $snicks to a maze... /msg $pnick $snicks is dumb enough that even the rats will do better than they will... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [252] /describe $pnick casts Otiluke's Irresistible Dance on $snicks... /msg $pnick Ugh! $snicks needs to get some rhythm...badly... /describe $pnick sends $snicks off to train with Michael Jackson... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [253] /describe $pnick casts Otiluke's Freezing Sphere at $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks turns a frosty white and crystallizes... /describe $pnick takes out a tuning fork and saunters $snicks $+ 's way with a vicious smile... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [254] /describe $pnick begins casting Otiluke's Freezing Ray and motions at $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks freezes and falls over shattering into a bunch of ice... /describe $pnick picks up the pieces of $snicks and puts them in the freezer to add to drinks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [255] /describe $pnick takes out a spell book and casts Otiluke's Freezing Globe on $snicks... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is encased in a one ton ball of ice... /describe $pnick snaps his fingers and teleports $snicks to the north pole via federal express... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [256] /describe $pnick uses an invocation of mEl and commands the plants to answer his summons... /describe $pnick watches as vines drop from the rafters entangling $snicks about the neck... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks desperately claws for air, turns purple and expires... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [257] /msg $pnick Enpyreus Sphereus Et Time Neo-Engyrus!... /describe $pnick casts a seemingly innocent spell, grabs $snicks and tags him with a green aura... /describe $pnick quickly moves away from $snicks as the aura turns red, orange, yellow, white... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks is blown into the realm of a bad memory... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [258] /describe $pnick watches as $snicks makes a fool of himself... /describe $pnick casts a spell that starts his left index finger glowing... /describe $pnick recites a prayer to mEl as he jams his finger through $snicks $+ 's ribcage and heart /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [259] /describe $pnick magically traps $snicks with a large cage of resonating blue force... /describe $pnick smiles as $snicks clutches the bars desperately pleading to be let free... /describe $pnick heedless of $snicks $+ 's cries then topples the cage into the tub... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [260] /describe $pnick flexes and focuses his sights on $snicks... /describe $pnick lunges forward forcing his fingers through $snicks $+ 's eyes... /describe $pnick rips out $snicks $+ 's skull and spine both trailing fresh warm blood... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [261] /describe $pnick focuses on $snicks and loosens his joints... /describe $pnick does a sliding kick to $snicks $+ 's groin and punches up through $snicks $+ 's sternum... /describe $pnick rips $snicks $+ 's still beating heart from $snicks $+ 's body and tosses it onto a grill... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [262] /describe $pnick extends his hands downward at right angles to his body and turns towards $snicks... /describe $pnick does a spin kick stunning $snicks, then does a knife hand to $snicks $+ 's lower stomach... /describe $pnick rips out a handful of $snicks $+ 's innards and stuffs them into $snicks $+ 's mouth... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [263] /describe $pnick focuses his willpower on $snicks and begins a complex pattern of kicks... /describe $pnick hits $snicks with a kick to the head, the stomach, and the groin... /describe $pnick moves in behind $snicks and grabs $snicks $+ 's neck wrenching it side ways with a audible *CrRrAcK!*... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [264] /describe $pnick stuns $snicks with a series of punches to the head... /msg $pnick well $snicks since you don't have a good head on your shoulders, there's no reason to keep it there... /describe $pnick winds up a punch that rips $snicks $+ 's head clean off and sends it rolling off the channel... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [265] /describe $pnick does a flying kick to $snicks $+ 's stomach temporarily disabling $snicks. /describe $pnick then reaches into a pouch at his side and takes out a handful of black powder... /describe $pnick extends his hand towards $snicks and blows while mumbling enjoy the kiss of death $snicks... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [266] /describe $pnick jumps up and lands hard on $snicks $+ 's feet while doing a double punch to $snicks $+ 's chest... /describe $pnick cracks the sternum and grabs either half of the rib cage and pulls them apart... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks $+ 's chest ruptures sending vital organs trailing to the ground... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [267] /describe $pnick draws a dagger from a sheath hidden on his right forearm... /describe $pnick hamstrings $snicks and then slowly draws the dagger across $snicks $+ 's windpipe... /describe $pnick waits till $snicks $+ 's is almost down drowning in blood before burying the dagger in $snicks $+ 's brain... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [268] /describe $pnick elbows $snicks in the throat crushing $snicks $+ 's windpipe... /describe $pnick then draws a blade from his left forearm sheath and cuts off $snicks $+ 's head... /describe $pnick totes the bloody trophy over to the south wall and pins it there... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [269] /msg $pnick Earthshaksu Ememais Devouris!!! /describe $pnick points to the ground near $snicks as it begins to tremble... /describe $pnick watches as the earth itself opens up around $snicks swallowing $snicks forever... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [270] /describe $pnick draws a javelin out of the rafters and begins chanting... /describe $pnick turns the javelin into a seething steel missile seeking $snicks $+ 's blood... /describe $pnick launches the javelin at $snicks and watches as it transfixes $snicks in the neck... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [271] /describe $pnick draws a iron long sword etched with runes of death and destruction... /describe $pnick swings the sword in an arc around his head as he closes on the target... /describe $pnick brings the sword down on $snicks cleaving bone and brain and exiting at the hip... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [272] /describe $pnick draws a browning 9mm and sights on $snicks... /describe $pnick fires a volley of bullets into $snicks with a satisfying series of wet noises... /describe $pnick watches as $snicks slumps to the floor, nearly cut in half... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [273] /describe $pnick begins a chant to mEl the almighty god of the spatula... /describe $pnick focuses the powers of the god of the griddle on $snicks... /describe $pnick turns $snicks in a cheeseburger with a side order of fries... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [274] /msg $pnick Ex-Planus Creators Und Viccen Hostlius! /describe $pnick watches as a transdimensional gates opens next to $snicks... /describe $pnick waits as an Ethereal Dreadnought Reaches through the gate dragging $snicks to $snicks $+ 's doom... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg [275] /describe $pnick just plain doesn't like $snicks, so what the hell... /kick $pnick $snicks %kickmsg