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thinks about life, the universe, and everything.
wanders off to comb a cat.
bends you over and fills every orifice you have!
urinates on your shoe.
throws a rattlesnake at you.
throws a toaster at you.
throws a rat at you.
throws a mouse at you.
throws a cat at you.
throws a growling bulldog at you.
calls upon the forces of evil and gets struck by lightning.
smax u up a bit.
sits alone in the corner.
flies across the room screaming like a banshee.
picks your nose.
vomits on your face.
vomits on your genitals.
vomits on your shoes.
vomits on your shirt.
kisses you lightly on the lips.
kisses you deep and hard with a passion you've never known before.
kisses you lighly on the neck. Then you notice the fangs and the blood dripping down your neck.
unzips your pants and begins to go down on you.
licks the tip of your nose.
lets out a fart loud enough for the entire state of Minnesota to hear.. AND smell.
juants 2 sex0r joo.
sex0rs joo.
drunkenly stumbles through the channel spilling beer on everyone.
collapses of exhaustion at your feet.
cries like a little baby. It's really annoying.
takes out the whipped cream and decides to make a sundae on your breasts *yum*
takes out a condom and decides to put in on your nose. *Dicknose*
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farts in your general direction.