[Quote(#keg)] <@`> man im about to go take a dump and play pokemon on the toilet
[Quote(#keg)] <@`> ok shit is comming out of my ass now man gotta go
[Quote(#keg)] <@Ascetic> no im not giving you head if thats what your thinking
[Quote(#keg)] <@`> yo man you got porn mpeg's? [...] <@`> i was asking for a friend [...] <@`> he like needs them for school
[Quote(#keg)] <@Velocity> i hate these white crackers who kill my dls in napster
[Quote(#keg)] <@Ascetic> stop trying to make the quote file shane
[Quote(#keg)] <@Velocity> quote this bitch :(
[Quote(#keg)] <@Ascetic> i was doing some research on beavers and some sick search engine gave me those results.
[Quote(#keg)] [9:45pm] <Ascetic> you tyman also has balls does not have penis tyman likes much penis. It hears! 
[Quote(#keg)] <@`> my cat was licking it
[Quote(#keg)] -(01:01:10)- <@Ascetic> i remember like when i was like 17 my dad was fixing my Honda crx in the drive way.... and we had black ppl living next door...... so my dad comes out with no Tshirt and is like "well i gotta nigger-rig this shit"
[Quote(#keg)] -(00:30:26)- <@xkilo> i had a girl lick my ass. 
[Quote(#keg)] -(00:25:41)- <@|OLY|> im popular right, come on guys im cool right?
[Quote(#sega)] -(01:56:04)- <@|OLY|> forgot i pissed all over the toilet paper roll
[Quote(#sega)] -(01:42:08)- <@|OLY|> Not Clifford the Big Red Dog, which was my first choice >:|
[Quote(#sega)] (23:50:19)- <@Ascetic> dude my dog tries to talk to me
[Quote(#Keg)] <@Tyman> heh psh. I smell like speedstick lol
[Quote(#Keg)] -(02:16:40)- <@m> ok i just messured my penus it is 7.8 sorry i thought it was 8
[Quote(#Keg)] -(19:54:07)- <@tyman> stfu with you un-funny ass
[Quote(#Sega)] -(19:37:29)- <@Dracion> aukio is waq
[Quote(#Keg)] -(19:53:52)- <`> well poop comes in a variety of colors
[Quote(#Keg)] -(19:25:52)- <@|OLY|> pink brings out my eyes :D
[Quote(#Keg)] -(19:30:08)- <@|OLY|> just gotta sniff that shit
[Quote(#Keg)] <@Areku> Im the fuckin man with the master plan. boogie-woogie jam slam, dialect im the man in command with the mighty mic masta
[Quote(#Keg)] -(23:30:28)- <@Areku> I wonder how small the internet would be if there was no porn [...*5minutes later*...] -[ 23:36:19 ]- <@Areku> Its just cuz puresexmovies.com has 5000000000000 mentions of her
[Quote(#Keg)] -(06:20:04)- <@ccx> you know your ill when a moth gets on your monitor, and you jump at it and say "GET OFF MY FUCKING MONITOR YOU PUNK ASS FUCK"
[Quote(#Keg)] -[ 00:50:26 ]- <@ccx> now ill never talk till like 3hrs after i whacked
[Quote(#Keg)] <@Areku> lol everyone who DL's my 1 metallica mp3 on napster, i msg them "You have commited an illegal act in the subject of copyright infrengement. You have been reported. thank you"
[Quote(#Keg)]  -(08:36 pm)- <Guile> i had a girl lick my ass once but nothing further
[Quote(#Keg)] -(22:04:14)- <@|OLY|> christina agulera's video look like some pepsi commercial
[Quote(#Keg)] -(13:02:17)- <@tyman> 1 us3 m1rc c4lcul4t0r5 for my calculations
[Quote(#Keg)] -(13:11:49)- <@tyman> Two scripters- Two calcluators.... the rest is just history
[Quote(#Keg)] -(09:49 pm)- <ccx> you'de masterbate to c-span
[Quote(#Keg)] -(22:15:27)- <@tyman> FUCKIN A. I STEPPED IN DOG SHIT ON MY 3rd PAIR OF SHOES. I've stepped in more shit this week then i have in my whole life
[Quote(Wizard, The -Movie 1989-)] Corey: 50,000! You scored 50,000 points on Double Dragon?
[Quote(Bob Dole -Quote-)] The Internet is a great way to get on the net.
[Quote(Steve Jobs:Apple Founder)] "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading."      
[Quote(Jack Nicholson:Actor)] "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
[Quote(Charlie Rhodes:l33t3s7)] I can't find any documentation on how to use the 8 ball