Uhhh huh huh, i love you Beavis
Hi Mom!!!
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out from the car and got arrested for mooning!
Yo momma's so ugly, that BigFoot takes pictures of her!
Yo momma's so stupid, that she sits on the TV to watch the couch!
Yo momma's so fat, that when she jumped, she got stuck on the air!
Yo momma's like McDonald's, Have you had your break today?
ConfuseUs said: Man with no hanky, take matters to his own hands.
Yo momma's so ugly, the mirror slaps her in the face every morning!
ConfuseUs said: Man with woman at camping, the man has one in tent.
ConfuseUs said: Getting high in pot is very unsanitary.
ConfuseUs said: Man who fights woman, gets no peace at night.
ConfuseUs said: Man with itchy butt, has smelly fingers.
Yo momma's like McDonald's, Over One Million Served!
If my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
ConfuseUs said: Man with sex problem at night, wakes up with solution at hand.
ConfuseUs said: Man walking thru airport door sideways, is going to Bangkok
Yo momma's so ugly, her mom said What a treasure! and her dad Let's go bury it!
ConfuseUs said: Airplane flying upside down, makes passengers have crack-up.
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger from Washington!
Yo momma's so fat, that when she walks by lumberjacks yell INCOMING!!!
Yo momma's so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo momma's like a stamp, you lick her, stick her and then send her away!
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, birds don't get orgasms.
Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
ConfuseUs said: Man who eats jelly beans, farts in technicolor.
ConfuseUs said: Man who eats many prunes, sits in toilet many moons.
Sorrow paid for valor is too much to recall.
Destiny, the crooked schemer, says the dead shall rise again.
Demonic kink?
Missing kick?
Where do you go from here?
The end is finally here. God have mercy!
Sweet taste of vindication, It turns to ashes in $nick 's mouth.
If you're fighting to live, It's ok to die!
Blue sky, Black death, $nick  is off to meet his maker!
Jump or die $nick !
$nick  is feeling claustrophobic, like the walls are closing in.
No escaping pain, $nick  belongs to me.
I need a ride to the morgue, that's what 911 is for.
Born from the dark, in the black cloak of night.
Set the world Afire!!!
They said it'd never come, we knew it was a lie.
Time to kiss your ass goodbye, the end has just begun.
No time to change your fate, no time left, it's too late.
And if it comes, the living will envy the dead!
No one will be left to prove the humans existed.
We all live on one planet and it will all go up in smoke.
And now the final scene, a global darkening...
Einstein said `We'll use rocks on the other side'.
No Survivors!!!!!! Set the World Afire!!!!
I walk, I walk alone, into the promised land...
There's a better place for $nick , but it's far, far away...
But the time has come when all good things shall pass.
I'm a child of the air, I'm a witch of the wind.
Lie, steal and cheat, $nick  is a real bad guy
Perhaps $nick  should try real life for awhile.
Rot in hell, it's time you know...to your master, off $nick  go's!
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
We do not count a man's years, until he has nothing left to count.
The land of the free and the home of the brave.
All art is but imitation of nature.
Beauty is a short-lived reign.
Early to bed, early to wise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
I believe because it is impossible.
Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither.
They have learned nothing, and forgotten nothing.
Man shall not live by bread alone.
Am I my brother's keeper?
Things do not change, we change.
Character is what you are in the dark.
With malice toward none; with charity for all.
I came, I saw, I conquered. (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
Conscience is God's presence in man.
When we have not what we like, we must like what we have.
I am not an Athenian nor a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
God hates a quitter.
These are the times that try men's souls.
Under this standard shalt thou conquer.
I must be cruel, only to be kind.
In the room the women come and go, talking of Michelangelo.
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
A man who knows the price of everything and the value if nothing.
My days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle.
Marley was dead: to begin with... Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Let the dead bury their dead.
O Death! the poor man's dearest friend- The kindest and the best.
Account ye no man happy till he die.
O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
O, what a tangle web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
Millions for defense but not one cent for tribute.
After us the deluge!
The prince of darkness is a gentleman.
The better part of valour is discretion.
Distance lends enchancement to the view.
Candy   Is dandy   But liquor   Is quicker.
Here's to your health. May you live long and prosper.
Let us eat and drink; for to-morrow we shall die.
Other men live to eat, while I eat to live.
We have met the enemy and they are ours.
To err is human, to forgive divine.
Experience keeps a dear school, yet Fools will learn in no other.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
How are the mighty fallen!
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds.
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
For ever, brother, hail and farewell.
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
I have not yet begun to fight.
There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight.
One catches more flies with a spoonful of honey than with 20 casks of vinegar.
The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
...fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those that trespass against us.
Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
Fortune favors the bold.
I succeed him; no one could replace him.
I never think of the future, It comes soon enough.
Genius is 1 per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration.
It is more blessed to give than receive.
Do unto others, as ye would have done unto you.
Goverment of the people, by the people, for the people.
No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.
Any fool can make a rule  And every fool will mind it.
We must all hang together, else we shall all hang separately.
Haste makes waste.
The descent to hell is easy.
What is history but a fable agreed upon?
When faith is lost, when honor dies, The man is dead!
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
Hope springs eternal.
A horse! A horse! my kingdom for a horse!
The best sauce for food is hunger.
Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
He travels the fastest who travels alone.
To do injustice is more disgraceful than to suffer it.
I can endure my own despair, But not another's hope.
Joy comes, grief goes, we know not how.
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
The administration of justice is the firmest pillar of government.
The King is dead. Long live the King!
He laughs best that laughs last.
Necessity has no law; I know some attorneys of the same.
A liar needs a good memory.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.
Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Love conquers all.
Though this be madness, yet there is a method in't.
Man is the measure of all things.
Like cures like. (Similia similbus curantur)
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
There is no greater sorrow than to recall, in misery, the time when we were happy.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary...
Might makes right.
Misery loves company.
Money is like an arm or a leg - Use it, or lose it.
Yet each man kills the thing he loves.
My name is Legion: for we are many.
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Take thy beak from out my heart and take thy form from off my door!
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
To meet, to know, to love - and then to part, Is the sad tale of many a heart.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
For country, children, hearth, and home.
Peace with honor.
Peace at any price.
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure.
Whats's one man's poison, is another's meat or drink.
Possesion is nine points of the law.
There are only 2 families in the world, the Haves, and the Have Nots.
Practice yourself what you preach.
Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
Unto the pure all things are pure.
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore!"
The heart has reasons of which reason has no knowledge.
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
Religion... Is the opium of the people.
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind.
Workers of the world, unite!
What animal goes on 4 legs in the morning, 2 at noon, and 3 in the evening?
Any road leads to the end of the world.
Rome was not built in a day.
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.
Seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.
He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone.
If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong.
Into each life some rain must fall, Some days must be dark and dreary.
There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
I teach you the Superman. Man is something which shall be surpassed.
...in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
I think, therefore I am. (Cogito, ergo sum)
In the dark backward and abysm of time.
One from many. (E pluribus unum)
United we stand, divided we fall.
All for one, one for all.
To see the world in a grain of sand.
Woe to the vanquished! (Vae victis!)
Everything comes to those who wait.
Water, water every where. Nor any drop to drink.
We never know the worth of water, till the well is dry.
Go West, young man, and grow up with the country.
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
By thy words thou shalt be condemned.
Half the world does not know how the other half lives.
stop in the name of all that which does not suck
i am the great cornholio!
i need tp for my bunghole!
uh huhuhuhuh... this is cool.
go away, we're like closed or something
are you threatening me?
preach on, brother $nick 
that was like... stupid or something
i'm gettin a stiffie
go away... we're like closed or something
share your feelings with the channel
beavis, sucks isn't even a strong enough word to describe $nick 
shut up. fartknocker.
You're a seminephrious tubloidial buttnoid!
What's your problem $nick  $+ ?  Like settle down...
Looks like some kinda bumsnoidial buttsnoid. yeah yeah.. huh huh.
Pic your own asso
huhuhuhh... $nick  is worm food.
look.. huhuhu... $nick 's fallen and can't get it up
go play leapfrog with a unicorn
okluvyabubye
Burn.
I am the silencing machine.
I've got a little surprise for you...
now doesn't that make you feel better?
Suck.
shit happens...
that's all i have to say about $nick 
stupid is as $nick  does
and that's 'bout all you can do with shrimp
Yo momma's so fat she's protected by Green Peace!
Yo momma's so fat she uses a VCR for a pager!
Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Yo momma's so fat her nickname is DAMN!!
Yo momma's so ugly, animals at the zoo feed her!
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she walks.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma so nasty she brings her own crabs to the beach
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot takes her picture!
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she can to screw her hat on.
Yo momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
i wish i was a little bit taller...
I got the pac man fever pac man fever driving me crazy
the kick with the grown up taste
*blam!* yeah, beeyaaaach. I poped a cap in yo' ass!
100% pure Jewish
Suck it , yea like that, harder!
Mr t uses `'Wx, Shouldnt you SUCKAH?
We came all the way from the UK to kick u, WE LOVE U JERRY!~