menu nicklist,query {
  &FunThings
  .Mean Things
  ..Suck-IT:say kiT1214iTh   
  ..Beef Jerky:me slaps $$1 around with a stick of Beef Jerky
  ..bleed:me cuts off his finger and bleeds on $$1 $+ .
  ..broom stick:me beats $$1 with a broom stick!
  ..nose blow:me blows his nose on $$1 $+ 's shirt
  ..war:say 1,4oF CoUrSe Ya kNoW ThiS mEAnS 0,4WAR1,4!!!!!!!
  ..RiP:me rips out $$1 $+ 's lungs and plays them like bagpipes. I always knew I had a musical side
  ..Punches:me Punches $$1 in the stomach and watches him shiver on the floor in pain
  ..Fancypants:say Well hello Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.
  ..slam:me slams a 60 lb 12unix( what's 14unix??) manual on $$1 $+ 's head. That gotta hurt... but then again... where there's no sense... there's no feeling!
  ..Boxes 
  ...Blue:set %tempmsg $$?="Enter Text" | say 12,12!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 12,12! | say 12,12!!0 $+ %tempmsg $+ 12,12!14,14! | say 12,12!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 12,12!14,14! | say 14,14 !! $+ %tempmsg
  ...Green:set %tempmsg $$?="Enter Text" | say 9,9!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 9,9! | say 9,9!!0 $+ %tempmsg $+ 9,9!14,14! | say 9,9!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 9,9!14,14! | say 14,14 !! $+ %tempmsg
  ...Red:set %tempmsg $$?="Enter Text" | say 4,4!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 4,4! | say 4,4!!0 $+ %tempmsg $+ 4,4!14,14! | say 4,4!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 4,4!14,14! | say 14,14 !! $+ %tempmsg
  ...Orange:set %tempmsg $$?="Enter Text" | say 7,7!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 7,7! | say 7,7!!0 $+ %tempmsg $+ 7,7!14,14! | say 7,7!! $+ %tempmsg $+ 7,7!14,14! | say 14,14 !! $+ %tempmsg
  .Popups 
  ..Stuff
  ...explicit:say 4,1 RESTRICTED SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL BEYOND THIS POINT!
  ...love thing:say 4 6[3 $+ $$1 $+ 6] 4: !
  ...likes you:say 11,2 $me 0 LiKeS YoU11 $$1 91371148 9 BuNcHeS 8and 11BuNcHeS! 91371148 9
  ...dick smack:say 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 1,14 $+ $$1 dick smacker-O-Meter 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 8,1 IIIIIIIIII9,1IIIIIIIIII4,1IIIIIIIIII 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 1,14 12[- 100% -] 0,14 0,15 0,0 0,15 0,14 0
  ..Popups
  ...Bogus:say 2No 1,14WaY1 ..2this is1,1..1,9 1,8G1,9܊ 1,1...1,14 ..2,14 man! 
  ...Chillout:say 8,8.01,1.1,8 Whoooa 1,1.8,8.0,1 $$1 you need to 8,8.1,1.1,8 chill out! 1,1.8,8.
  ...Crock:say What a 12CROCK $$1
  ...Dumbas$looks:say 2 I'm 1,1.0,13 0,60,20,2W0,60,13 1,1.2 as dumb as 1,1.0,6 $$1 1,1.2 looks!! 1(2621)
  ...Gonnahurl:say 1,1B1,9 1,111,11w1,8W1,11w1,8!1,9!1,8!1,1. 8,1 I hk I'm gog o 1,1.1,11 H1,81,91,11L1,8!1,8!1,8!1,8 1,1B
  ...Straightjacket:say 1,1.0,12 :0,1 :0,12 :1,1.1,0 ((( 13BReaK OuT12 the 12straight12 12Jacket12 for13 $$1 1,0 ))) 1,1.0,12 :0,1 :0,12 :1,1.1
  ...Inhell:say 0,1 I am 8,1OFFICIALLY  0,1in 4 Hell ! 
  ...Paytosee:say Now I bet people would pay 12MoNeY to see that!
  ...Shutup:say 14 $$1 $+ , I said 1,1.8,4SHuT uP1,1.1 ..14as in1.. 1,1.9,12CLoSe1,1.12  your mouth and 1,1.8,4SToP TaLKinG!4,4.
  ...Smoooth:say 1,1B13,13.0,2 0,20,12hh0,2hh0,6h0,2h1,1.1,2 H w 1,1 0,20,12m0,6oo0,2oo0,12oo0,2h0,60,120,13 1,1B
  ...Tech-diff:say 1,1B1,81,8@1,4#1,12$1,8%1,4$1,9@1,1B0,1 Ut-Oh Teknikal Diffikulties!! 1,1B1,81,8@1,4#1,12$1,8%1,4$1,9@1,1B
  ...Comingonto:say Are 12Y14o12U14 Coming on to me2 $$1 $+ ?
  ...Dullday:say 12A4nd 12I 4th12o4ugh12t 11t14hi12s 2w8a4s g12o4ing 6t12o 5b9e a 11D12u11LL D12a11Y12! 
  ...Payabuse?:say 14 $+ $$1 $+   Am I 12Paying for this abuse or is it a 12bonus??
  ...More
  ....Deathsting:say 14A 2ch12a2t 4w12i4th 2you 0,12 $$1  2and 4S12o4M12e4H12o4W 4D12e4A12t4H 4L12o4S12e4S it's 4ST12i4NG12!12!
  ....Nicenasty:say 8,8..4S12o4M12e4T12i4M12e4S I'm 4N12i4CE and 4S12o4M12e4T12i4M12e4S I'm 4N12a4S12t4Y !8,8..
  ....Freakycake:say 1,1.0,1 0,1THIS15,1 is the icing on a 0VERY 1,11f1,10r1,15e1,11a1,10k1,15y0,1 Cake! 
  ....Amusement:say 1,1.4,4.1,1.8,8.1,1.12,12.1,1.14 I'm 4GlaD14 I can be such a 12source 14of 1,1.1,8 mٚmц 1,1.14 for you $$1 !!! 1,1.12,12.1,1.8,8.1,1.4,4.1,1.
  ....Whatdone:say 1,1.1,9?1,1.1,111,1.1,8?1,1.0,1  Oh Dear GW What have I  ?? 1,1.1,9?1,1.1,111,1.1,8?1,1.
  ....Goodlookin:say $$1 4H12ey 4H12ey 12[13,1G613 L613K6i1312]! 
  ....Bringingup:say 1,1.1,91,9h1,81,111,8k1,8 1,111,111,89,1 Thank you SO much for bringing that up! $$1  1,1.1,91,9h1,81,111,8k1,8 1,111,111,81,1.
  ....MyWeirdo:say 9,1 HeY0,1 $$1 $+ 0,1..8Everybody is somebody else's 0WeiRDo1.11 1,1.9GueSS what? I 8cHoSe9 you0,1!!
  ....Bandaid:say 12Does4 $$1 12need a bandaid 7,7.16,13(::::::0[]0::::::)7,7.2 ??12 Awwwww 4poor12 baby12!!
  ....GlareDaggers:me 4,81,84,8 glares daggers at ()xx[]:::::::> ()xx[]:::::::>4 $$1 
  ....MeatHead:say 3,3.9,9.3,3.9,9.3,3.9,9.3,3.1,1x13,1 $$1 9,1 DoN'T TrY To Be 11FuNnY9 WiLL ya MeaTHeaD1,1x3,3.9,9.3,3.9,9.3,3.9,9.3,3.
  ....Awesome:say 1,1-1,11 1,131,81,13'1,81,81,4 1,8 1,9w1,131,91,81,11M1,13  12(42`89.61314.11342`89.61314.12-12> 12,1 $$1 
  .Food
  ..Candy
  ...Hershey:me offers an all5 milk chocolate 15,15.5,5.415,5HERSHEY'S4,45,5.15,15.10,05 bar to 4 $$1 
  ...LIFESAVERS:me  13offers a pack of 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 12to $$1 12.......Enjoy!!!
  ...LIFESAVERS2:me  13offers a pack of 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 12 to $$1 and says... "Enjoy!
  ...LiFe SaVeR: me 6 buys 4 $$1 a roll of 15,15.15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,3A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,6S15,156.... yummy..yummy..
  ...Big Lifesavers:me hands $$1 a pack of  1,4 1,8B1,9I1,11G1,13 1,4 1,8L1,9 1,11I1,13 1,4F1,8 1,9E1,11 1,13S1,4 1,8A1,9 1,11V1,13 1,4E1,8 1,9R1,11 1,13S15,15.15,15.1,0 , and says..... that oughta hold ya awhile!!
  ...butterfinger:say 13Hey There12 $$1 10Something sweet for ya...... 12,8{ Butterfinger }
  ...mm 'n' mm's: me hands out  1,8m8)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)1,0 8(1,8m8)1,0 4(1,4m4)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3) 9,4 to $$1 8(1,8m8)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)1,0 8(1,8m8)1,0 4(1,4m4)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)
  ...M&Ms:me 4G34V343 $$1  2M2&2M2'2s1 4(4m4)4 3(3m3)3 8(8m8)8 12(12m12)1 14(14m14)1 4m4m4m4m4 4t4h4e4y4'4r4e4 4g4o4o4d4 4!4!4!4
  ...M&Ms (box of):me 6gives 4 $$1 6a whole box of M&Ms!! 4,0(0,4m4,0) 8,0(0,8m8,0) 12,0(0,12m12,0) 5,0(0,5m5,0) 9,0(0,9m9,0) 7,0(0,7m7,0) 8,0(0,8m8,0) 5,0(0,5m5,0) 4,0(0,4m4,0) 12,0(0,12m12,0)
  ...MM's(melt):me  gives  $$1  some M & M 's 8(1,8m8)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)1,0 8(1,8m8)1,0 4(1,4m4)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,03(1,3m3)1,04(1,4m4)10 they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  ...milk duds:me hands $$1 a box of chewy, delicious 8,8I1,1I1,8Milk Duds1,1I8,8i
  ...Skittles:me 13offers 15,15.2,21,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S5,515,15. 12to 2 $$1 ........Taste the 4R6a9i13n11b12o7w
  ...tootsie roll:me offers 4 $$1 10,0 a handful of 15,15.5,5.5,4.40,5TootsieRoll4,44,4.5,5.15,15.10,0's they are so yummy ..
  ...tootsie roll2: me gives a  14>15,15 4,4 0,0 0,5 Tootsie Roll 0,0 4,4 15,15 14,0< to 5 $$1
  ...tootsie roll3:me hands $$1 a 15,15.5,5..5,44.0,5TootsieRoll5,44.5,5..15,15.
  ...cHoCoLaTe: me 6 grabs 4 $$1 6, and takes 4 $$1 6to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory!!! 12hooray! 
  ...CaNdY (assortmant): me  6offers candy 15,15.5,5.5,4.40,5TootsieRoll4 15,15l4,4l 4Dentyne 4,4l15,15l 15,15-12,12---0,12TUMS12,12---15,15- 15,15.0,4 Big*Red 15,15.15,15.1,7 Spearmint 15,15. 15,15.15,4 Krackel 15,15. 15,15l4,8mrGoodbar15,15l 15,15.0,2 PEP-O-MINT 15,15. 15,15.0,5 HERSHEY'S 15,15. 15,15l1,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>15,15l 15,15l4,9<~DoubleMint~> 6to... 4 $$1 
  ...Candy2:me gives $$1 a Hand Full Of 15,15.0,2L1,9I0,3F0,4E1,8S0,10A0,4V0,3E1,9R0,5S15,15. 1 15,15.,21,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S, 15,15.0,2 PEP-O-MINT 15,15.3,0 15,15.5,5.5,4.40,5TootsieRoll4,44,4.5,5.15,15.10,03,015,15.15,5 HERSHEY'S 15,15. 15,15l4,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>15,15l  and a roll of 15,15--12,12---0TUMS12---15,15--10,0 for the 4heartburn
  ...LoLLyPoP:me 6gives a very, very sugary Lolly-Pop to his friend 4 $$1  
  ..Gum
  ...Give Someone a Stick Of Gum: me 3offers $$1 a stick of 15,15l4,8<2,8JUICY FRUIT4,8>15,15l
  ...Juicy Fruit: me hands $$1 some 1,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>
  ...Doublemint: me offers 4 $$1 10,0 a stick of 15,15l4,9<~ DoubleMint ~>15,15l
  ...Doublemint2: me hands $$1 a stick of 15,15l1,9<~Double-Mint~>15,15l 
  ...DoubleMint (pack of):me hands $$1 a pack of 1,9<~Double-Mint~>
  ...BigRed:me offers $$1 a piece of 15,15l00,04<~ Big Red ~>15,15l
  ..Lucky Charms:me 12hands $$1 4a 3bowl 2of 10Lucky 3Charms
  ..mcdonaldsBag: me hands $$1 a bag from 8,4/\cDonalds
  ..McDBurger:me 6 offers 4 $$1 6a quarter pounder from 4,8/\cDonald's 
  ..Give Someone McDonalds:say 8,4 /\acDonald's delivers a Big /\ac, fries and a lg. 0,4Coca Cola  1,0 to $$1 
  ..KFC: me 6gives a bucket of chicken from 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,0KFC 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 06, to 4 $$1 .
  ..Give The Channel KFC:me offers 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,0 KFC 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4 0,4 delivers a 24 piece BIG Bucket to # 
  ..kfc:me gives some  4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,0 KFC 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4l 0,0l 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4,4 0,0 4 0,4 DiG In!! to $1
  ..Joe's Pizza:me hands $$1 a frozen 4,4I0,0I1,4 Joe's Pizza 0,0I4,4I
  ..Tony's PizzaB:me hands $$1 a frozen 4,4I0,0I1,4 Tony's Pizza 0,0I 4,1 with Happy Birthday $$1 Written On It With Anchovies
  .Drinks
  ..coke:say Hey! Have a 15,15I0,4 COKE  $$1
  ..Coke:me offers $$1 an ice cold can of 15,15I0,4 Coke 15,15I
  ..Coca-Cola:me hands $$1 a nice, cold, refreshing can of 4,4I0,0I0,4 Coca-Cola 0,0I4,4I
  ..Dr. Pepper :me hands $$1 a nice, cold, refreshing can of 5,5I15,15I0,5 Dr. Pepper 15,15I5,5I
  ..mellow yellow:say Have a MelloYellow $$1 . 15,15.8,3MelloYellow15,15.
  ..7up :me pops open a nice cold can of 15,15!1,140,3 74,30,3UP 15,15! 5 and offers one to $$1
  ..Pepsi:me hands $$1 a nice, refresihing, ice cold, 12,12I15,15I12,12I0,12PE1,0P0,4SI4,4I15,15I4,4I
  ..RC Cola:me 8,1 hands 1,8 $$1 3,0a nice, cold, refreshing can of 2,2I15,15I4,2 RC Cola 15,15I2
  ..Sprite:me hands $$1 a nice, cold, refresing can of 3,3I15,15I0,3 Sprite 15,15I3,3I 4,0 Obey your Thirst!
  .-
  . Slaps 'n Such
  ..Piano:me picks up a 2 tonne Grand player piano and drops it on $$1 $+ 's head...What a waste!
  ..Brick:me 12throws a 4red brick12 at4 $$1 $+ 's12 head
  ..Crab:me places 2 red crabs inside $$1 $+ 's pants...Ouch!
  ..Cream pie:me throws a Banana cream pie at $$1 $+ 's face .... 4*SPLAT*
  ..Shotgun:{ me grabs a 1Shotgun12 and points it at4 $$1 $+ 's 12head | .timer 1 1 me pulls the trigger... | .timer 1 2 me sighs | .timer 1 3 say 12Now THATS an improvement :) }
  .Love 'n Hugz
  ..Kiss:me 8,1 K 0  8 I 0  8 S 0  8 S 0,12 $$1 8,1 K 0  8 I 0  8 S 0  8 S1,1A
  ..Kiss 2:me 12grabs $$1 and gives them the 4longest, 2Most Passionate, 6Deepest, 12Lovingest, 14Weeeeee-doggy 12french kiss they've ever experienced!
  ..Kiss 4:{ me gently lays $$1 down on the couch, and softly carresses $$1 $+ 's hair. | .timer 1 2 me crawls slowly on top of $$1 and claps my hands to see the lights dim | .timer 1 4 me presses my lips to $$1 $+ 's lips and gives them the longest, deepest, lovingest, most passionate kiss of their life }
  ..Hug:me 8,1 H 0  8 U 0  8 G 0  8 S 0,12 $$1 8,1 H 0  8 U 0  8 G 0  8 S1,1A
  ..Hug 2:me runs up to $$1 and flings my arms around $$1...and Buries my head in $$1 $+ 's chest - Awwwwwww, ur so Cuddly $$1
  ..Hug 3:me runs to $$1 and hugs them and puts my arm around $$1 $+ 's waist softly and lovingly and kisses $$1 softly on the forehead
  ..Roses:say 4@3{-,-'-,-;-4 $$1 3-;-,-'-,-}4@
  ..Alphabet:{ say 7ABCDEFGHIJKLM 1--4 $$1 1-- 7NOPQRSTUVWXYZ | say 4If I could rearrange the alphabet $$1 $+ , Id put 12U and I4 together... }
  ..Dreams:{ me whispers softly in $$1 $+ 's ear, 4"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?" }
  ..Stars:{ me 11,1*1---15*1---0*1-------11* | me 1,1---8*1--11*1----15*1---8*1- | me 1,1--8*1---15*1-----11*1---8* | say 4 $+ $$1 $+ 13, Looking into your eyes is like looking into a thousand starry nights }
  ..Body:{ me whispers in $$1 $+ 's ear, 4"If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" } 
  ..CPR:{ say 9I hope u know 12CPR 9coz u take my breath away4 $$1 } 
  .Magic Spells
  ..Good Spells
  ...Smile:me Chants a Magic joke in $$1 $+ 's ear | .timer 1 2 me watches as a Smile apears on $$1 $+ 's Face:)
  ...GrowRose:me Chants some Magic words and points a finger towards the floor | .timer 1 2 me smiles as a red rose starts to grow before $$1 $+ 's feet :) 
  ...LoveMe:me Says the Magic words | .timer 1 2 me Looks in $$1 $+ 's eyes | .timer 1 4 me smiles as $$1 drops on one knee and say's... I love You $me !!!
  ..Nasty Spells
  ...Sceptre:me waves an ancient druid sceptre over $$1 | .timer 1 2 me chants "KLATU! VERATTA! NIKTU!" | .timer 1 4 me waits as nothing happens | ./timer 1 5  me says "the heck with this" and busts the sceptre on $$1 $+ 's head 
  ...Sword:me Looks at $$1 | .timer 1 2 me Pulls out his Trusty Sword of Truth... | .timer 1 3 say  Lightning crashes  | .timer 1 4 me Slashes $$1 in Half
  ...Schrink:me points at a certain part on $$1 $+ 's Body as he chants the magic words | .timer 1 2 say  $$1 Looks down as he feels something Schrinking | .timer 1 4 me Laughs when $$1 Runs away screaming.... Mwhuhahahahaha!
  ...Pulverise:me points a glowing finger towards $$1 | .timer 1 2 say $$1 Pulverises immediately.
  ...Dreams:me sits on the floor and medditates... | .timer 1 2 say At that same moment $$1 gets haunted by horrible nightmares | .timer 1 3 me smiles ...
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