Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering- "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the Lift.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Shave.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask- "Got enough air in there?"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Offer name tags to everyone getting on the Lift.  Wear yours upside-down.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Lean over to another passenger and whisper- "Noogie patrol coming!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Greet everyone getting on the Lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - One word- Flatulence!
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Do Tai Chi exercises.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce- "I've got new socks on!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back- "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Meow occassionally.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the Lift descends.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the Lift.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Leave a box between the doors.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Start a sing-along.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - When the Lift is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Play the harmonica.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Shadow box.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Lean against the button panel.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Listen to the Lift walls with a stethoscope.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Bring a chair along.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger- "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Blow spit bubbles.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - announce in a demonic voice- "I must find a more suitable host body."
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Take a List of peoples names, look at each person individualy and cross a name off the list while shaking your head.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Stand offensivly in front of the button panel.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Block the door. dont let anyone in or out.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Dance to the Lift music.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and have a nervous breakdown.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and act important.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - While in between floors, hit the emergency stop button and constantly check your watch impatinely, then hit the emergency stop button again.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - ask everyone if they have the cure for lycanthropy.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - ask everyone their maritial status.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Have a conversation with no one in specific.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - ake up a language and ask people questions. Be persistent.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Push all the buttons before you get off.. pity the next person that gets on
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - State to dead air - "Looks like a full moon tonight, Lem."
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Kick the side of the Lift until everyone leaves.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Jam minature marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. see how many you can do at once.
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Pull a noose out of your bag and say under your breath "Now... where can I hang this?"
Fun Things To Do In a Lift - Braid the hairs in each nostril.