You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You laugh and correct people when they say the wrong word in 'Computer Terms'
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - The only tidy thing in your room is your desk/computer area
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You sign cards/letters with :-) or something similar
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - When you are writing the same something over and over you wish you could press ctrl-c and ctrl-v
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spent the Millenium in front of your PC
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - If you were given 1000 you would upgrade your PC
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have every piece of equipment possible connected
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have all your clocks/watchpieces set to your PC's clock
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spend more than 5 hours at your PC in one day 
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You read comics and watch child cartoons instead of Adult cartoons
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You buy bubble wrap just to pop
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have things stuck to your monitor
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You listen to *POP* music like B*WITCHED and Steps
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have every piece of electrical equipment you own connected to your PC
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You can type things in your head
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You dream about things you did on your computer today
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You tell all your friends about offers you saw on PC products
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You look forward to getting home to your PC
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spend more time with your PC than your wife
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have a separate phone line for the internet
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spend more money on Internet calls than on all other calls put together
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You sign up to all the junk e-mail services you see just so it looks as if you are popular, because you have all this mail
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You call the postal service 'Snail mail'
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You would rather get more 'Dots per Inch' than 'Miles per Gallon'
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You would rather look at a porn site than the real thing
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You visit the local computer shop more than all other shops together
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You use more than two e-mail addresses
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You understand all the jokes in this message. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your life. I suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under a tree and write a haiku. And don't use a laptop.
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You don't buy any songs from the shop, you download them all instead
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You email this message to your friends over the net. You'd never get around to showing it to them in person or reading it to them on the phone.
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - Your computer speakers are the best in your house
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You buy games, copy them and then return them to the shop
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You enter your local computer shop and correct the store attendant
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You own a set of itty-bitty screw-drivers and you actually Know where they are
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You change your computer settings more times than your pants
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You go to other peoples house to correct their problems and change their settings so they are exactly the same as yours
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You spend more time on a friends computer than they do
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You Know what every errror message means and Know how to correct
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You can relate to any of this stuff
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have foound a misstake in these jokes and e-mail the author
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You have more CD programs than games
You Know You're a Computer Addict When - You think a break from irc is closing mirc and chatting on icq for 15 minutes, then rejoining mirc