11/16/98

Dear Diary,

This is kick ass!!! I love my birthday!! I got two new Playstation games for my birthday, Madden 99 and Gameday 99. Both of the games kick ass you should go out and get them. My study session went well with Jenny, we both learned some stuff. After we were done we just talked and watched TV, we have a ton of fun together!!! I think I really like her a lot, but I don't know if she likes me, if ya know what I mean. Kenny still tells me that I am too fat to get a girlfriend, I said "HEY!!! I am not fat god damn it, I am festively plump." Then that poor bastard mumbled something to me so I kicked him square in the nuts. Take that beeyatch!!!! Sorry I was getting out of hand. Tonight I get to see the WWF Survivor Series, I hope The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels comes back me and him are good buds, we are both sexy boys!!! I guess that is all that really went on with me lately. Wish me luck with Jenny! Oh I almost forgot it's almost Thanksgiving, that's my second favorite holiday behind Christmas. I can't wait to stuff myself until I feel like a plump pig. Until next time.

Eric