12/26/98

Dear Diary,

Christmas time!!!!! I love opening presents, it's the best time of the year. This year I got a bunch of stuff! From my mom I got the Ultra Mega Man set, the entire set!!! I was missing some because on my birthday my cheap ass friend Kyle got me Ants in the Pants. I got a new hat, it's just like my old one, because that one was getting worn out. My grandparents got me some cool stuff. I got a new Playstation game, Twisted Metal 3, that game kicks ass. I will destroy everybody! Although the Kike Kyle doesn't think I can beat his ass, well I got news for him! I got my mom this present she really, really loved it. She told me to get it for her. It is the Ultra Vibe 2001. I don't know what that is. I think she uses it to make mashed potatoes. She said her Ultra Vibe 2000 was worn out. I got Jenny a present for Christmas, I got her a watch that she pointed out at the store. She really liked it a lot, but I bought it because we are such good friends, and I think she is the great. I don't know if I'm getting hooked up anymore, some of the things she said made it sound like it wasn't going to happen. But I will never give up. Enough about Jenny I don't want to ruin the Christmas mood. My friends got what they wanted too. Well, except for Kenny, he's a poor bastard so all he got was underwear and socks. It must suck to be poor so me, Kyle and Stan bought Kenny a Mega Man. He was very happy and said mmprh mprh guys. Whatever the hell that means. Anyway I had a great Christmas and I hope you did too. Until next time.

Eric