11/8/98

Dear Diary,

Today has been kick ass!!!! Last night we got our first snow of the season and we already buried Kenny, that reminds me, I think I should dig him out he's been out there for a few hours. Anyway Stan had a party last night we had a good time. He had a fire and lotsa cheesy poofs for me to eat. My mom brought over some Snacky Cakes for us too!!! Everyone says she is the nicest hermaphrodite they have ever met. Tonight I have to get some help with my homework because I'm not very smart. I don't want to ask Mr. Garrison because he is a gay homosexual, Jenny said that she would help me so that will work. Football is all over now we lost our last game 24-23 because Kyle is a stupid Jew and fumbled the ball and West Park scored a touchdown off of it. Don't worry we all embarrassed him after the game we took his pants and underwear and burned them, he is pissed off and won't talk to us. I guess we just go to wait until next year. I'll talk to you later diary.

Eric