6/4/99

Dear Diary,

Today was a kick ass day. It was the last day of school. At lunch time we were all eating (me more than everyone else of course) and all of a sudden this kid we all call Cheesy Farts stood up on the table and showed everyone his bare ass. Then our principle came in there and took him out. She acted like she was a big commando or something. We all know all she does is screw District Business Managers. I think he got some tickets for doing that which pisses me off....he was just trying to have a good time. I hope that this summer will be kick ass. There is an old someone that has popped back into my head again and that could make this summer go much better and that person is Jenny. I think I have fallen for Jenny's beauty once again. This time it is different though. I just try to be her friend and if we get to boink...well things will be looking "up"!!! Wish me luck and even if that doesn't happen there is this friend of hers, her name is Lynn. Lynn and I have become like best friends, but ya never know when she might want some of The Big Cartbowski. I'll keep you all informed.

Later,

Eric