10/12/98

Dear Diary,

I had a great day today!   This morning I faked a temperature and my mom let me stay home.  I just sat on the couch and ate cheesy poofs while watching all the soaps and and talk shows including my favorite one JERRY SPRINGER (JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!).  Around 5 o'clock I got a phone call from Stan he called just to tell me that I am a fatass and I missed the best day at school because Mr. Hat came back(Stan is an asshole in case you didn't know that already).   But i just told him to go to hell and hung up on him.  I thought my day was great anyways.  Until next time!

Eric